Hope this will prove to be funny for any Bellatrix fans!

Bellatrix Lestrange was bored. For anyone who knew Bellatrix, well or not, you would know that good things never came about when she was bored.

Bellatrix sat in the living room of Malfoy Manor with her nephew, Draco Malfoy. Her sister, Naricssa, and her brother-in-law, Lucius, had been summoned by Lord Voldemort to go on a temporary mission in France. Bellatrix had been left to babysit.

Draco was scared stiff. He was well aware that his aunt was a mentally deranged witch who tended to be highly unpredictable.

Bellatrix scowled, twirling her wand in her hand.

"Draco darling, why don't you turn on the radio?"

Draco nodded, and hurried over to where the radio sat.

He was able to relax a little bit. Really, Bellatrix could be quite calm and nice to be around, when she wasn't angry, overly excited, nervous, hyper, love-struck, thirsty, or in the mood for tacos.

"Oh, wait, go back a station darling, that's one of my favorite songs!"

Draco hurriedly turned to the previous station. It was the song, "My Heart Will Go On". It was a Muggle song, from the Muggle-movie "Titanic", but it was quite popular in the wizarding world.

Draco sat back on the couch as Bellatrix began humming along to the song.

"Oooh, this is such a lovely song!"

She jumped out of her seat, and began singing in her horrid, screechy owl voice.

"Looooooove can touch us one tiiiime and last foooooooor a liiiiiiife time!"

Draco grimaced, shrinking back into his seat.

Bellatrix began dancing around the room, skipping and twirling to the song. Soon, she began firing off her wand so that beams of pink light flew everywhere.

"LOOOOOVE WAS WHEN I LOVED YOU! ONE TRUE TIME, I HOOOOOLD TOO! IN MY LIFE WE'LL ALWAYS GO OOOOOON!"

"Aunt Bella! Aunt Bella, you're destroying the house-"Draco had to dive out of the way to avoid being hit with a pinkish-red beam. It soared past him and smashed into the wall, leaving a splatter of what looked like pink paint.

The climax of the song approached, and Bellatrix was now standing on top of the coffee table, using her wand like a microphone.

"YOOOOUR HERE! THERE'S NOOOTHING I FEAR! AND I KNOW THAT MY HEART WILL GO ONNNN! WE'LL….STAAAAY…FOREVER THIS WAY! YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART AND, MY HEART WILL, GO ON AND ON!"

Draco was crouched under the coffee table, shrinking back in fear. The house was covered in splashes of pink and red.

Bellatrix ending the song by blasting a large hole in the ceiling.

Leaping off the coffee table, Bellatrix skipped back to the couch and sat down.

"Well, darling, that was a lovely song! Now please, if you don't mind, bring me a taco!"

Draco hurried off to the kitchen, his feet sliding on the red and pink paint.

The End.

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