Chapter 1 : Frolicking Dummy is in an all-girl's school

Being enrolled here was not what I expected. Nada. My imagination shattered to a million pieces while I, in futile, tried to put them back together. I thought it was going to be fun. Carefree. Twirling and laughing with newfound friends while in the school's pretty garden. Well, Ha. It was actually very strict. The principal was very hostile to me. Lastly, the girls there, they didn't bother to acknowledge my presence. And don't get me started on my dorm partner. Ah.. I can remember it vividly, my first day in Namimori All-Girls Academy.

I kept wiggling in my chair as I shuffled my feet constantly. I can't wait! I can't wait! The uniform is rather decent as well, skirt not too low and not too short either! I know this school is going to. be. perfect! No more annoying. Immature. Shallow guys that will make fun of me by how amamzingly short I am! - Or - or - no more guys calling me pathetic names and pick on me because I suck at sports - which is probably true, but - I can fit in here! Because it's a girl's school! Then something loud jerked me out of my thoughts.

"NOW GET LOST, YOU TWIT! LEARN SOME SELF-CONFIDENCE!" A woman's voice yelled, from the Principal's office. A girl immediately ran out the office crying. My Hope has now decreased to 80%. The Principal did not show her face just yet and just snapped her fingers really loud, "Next, Tuna...yoshi.. Sawada!" She... said my name wrong. I quickly walked into her office and found a tall woman, sitting straight in her chair. She had short red hair and peircing purple eyes.

"Gr - Greetings Madam M.M." I smiled in an attempt, but it came out crookedly. She smacked her lips in distatse.

"It's Head Master M.M., to you, Tunayoshi Sawada," She then paused for some reason, "What kind of name is that anyway? Were your parents drunk or something?" I laughed nervously.

"I - It's Sawada Tsunayoshi." Then I politely added, "Head Master M.M."

"Yeah, whatever. Why the hell should I care what order your full name goes in? I'm from Italy." I cringed at her bad language. Wasn't she supposed to be - I don't know - Polite? Before coming here, my mom made sure to teach me the basics of speaking polite like nice old people or Maids from the old times. Whenever I used my skills, It made me feel quite.. Mature.

"My Apologies, Head Master M.M." Head Master M.M. glared at me and thew me a red booklet. I catched it. Barely. She scoffed.

"That is the Guidence Notebook, It has Rules.. Procedure.. Schedules.. shit like that." How.. Did you even qualify to be a Head Master? "The most important rule that I must highlight - And goddammit this shit is getting annoying, sometimes these cunts take advantage of this school," She huffed in anger. "If I see a fucking homosexual relationship from you, I will personally kill you and say that your death was an accidental car crash." I froze in fear.

"I - It's okay, Head Master M.M., I'm straight!" I said that in a perfectly high pitched voice and that was not a lie. For the first time, M.M. genuinely smiled.

"Good! Make sure you read the Notebook thoroughly! You are dismissed Tsunayoshi!" M.M. actually was polite right there. I slowly got up and dragged my feet out of her office. I - I hope my dorm room partner is much nicer. Which she was actually. A total creeper to be exact.

As I entered my dorm, my stuff already settled in, I found my Dorm room member... was it Haku? - Hawu? - Haru! - Yeah, I found Haru on her pink Laptop giggling madly. "I'm back, Haru! Whatcha doing?" She gave me a mischevious smirk.

"BL." What? What was that? Initials for someone she liked? Maybe a famous celebrity she drooled over?

"I don't get it." Her eyes widened.

"You - You don't know what BL is? ! You're missing out on life A LOT! I MEAN - HOW INEXPIRIENCED CAN YOU BE? !" She threw her laptop aside jumped at my face, Um - personal - space -please! "How do you live exactly? Are you even ALIVE?" What? Of course I am!

"What's so special about BL?" Haru gave me a look for a long time and grabbed a book out of her bookshelf - Well it wasn't really a book, more of a manga. She flipped to a page and shoved it in my face. I backed away.

I slowly processed the black and white page. There happens to be a... - Oh my god - I covered my mouth in horror and I ran to the bathroom. Slamming the door shut and threw up in the toilet. S - So many details of - of TWO GUYS.. And - Oh my god my mind was so pure.

Haru knocked on the door and asked worriedly, "I didn't think it would have the opposite effect! Sorry!" You'd think that an inexpirienced girl would take that easy? !

"Your insane, Haru!" I said haughtily.

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So yeah, this idea of a fanfic popped into my head ! If you like it please review!

(By the way.. This is a flashback on her first day.. She's actually a third year now)

Thanks for readingg!