Rules of Matchmaking Omake

(aka..."Nara Family Mating Rites")

Kiba got a message from his sister, Hana, that Shikamaru had something important to discus with him. He was supposed to meet the Nara man in the forested area behind his parent's house. Also he had to leave Akamaru back at home in the kennels. It was some new jutsu that Shikamaru had come up with, according to Hana, and it might upset the dog. Kiba was highly intrigued. Shika was very powerful and clever so whatever he had come up with had to be something interesting. Besides, Kiba thought to himself, Shikamaru had been very secretive lately. This must be what he had been working on.

As Kiba infused chakra into his feet to fly through the trees, he bordered the territory into the Nara land and jumped lightly down into the ground. He sniffed the air lightly, searching out Shikamaru. He turned in a northwesterly direction and headed in that way, easily picking up his lover's scent.

After a few minutes of walking through the forest, Shikamaru's scent got stronger, and then suddenly Kiba couldn't move. He felt his body being pinned where he stood in the middle of the clearing. He looked at the ground and realized the moonlight through the trees had created inadvertent shadows; he was inescapably pinned.

"Shika?" Kiba barked with happy laugh.

The pony-tailed man jumped into the clearing in front of him without speaking, still maintaining the jutsu.

Kiba wiggled his shoulders a little, still unable to move. "Hey, this isn't the new jutsu, is it?"

Shikamaru walked closer a smirk playing across his features. He had a predatory expression on his face.

"Eh?" Kiba muttered trying to break free again, still knowing it was pointless. He knew Shikamaru could maintain shadow stitching for over an hour. "What's gotten into you?"

The other man chuckled lightly as he stood in front of Kiba and withdrew a kunai from his pouch.

Kiba's eyes widened comically. "Shika?"

Shikamaru's sly smirk enlarged as he leaned in and took the kunai and placed it against the Inuzuka's shirt and ripped a slice down the front in one quick, precise incision so that it slid to the ground. The mesh shirt fell with a soft swoosh.

"Shika!" Kiba yelped, struggling to move.

Then Shikamaru slid the kunai along the inseam of Kiba's pants and rapidly made cuts along the side, yanking on them in one tug, and they were gone, as well. He was just standing there in his boxers. His pink boxers with little dog-bones on them, too, Kiba thought with a small internal scowl of indignity. It had been the only clean pair left. He struggled in the bonds again, hoping wistfully that Shikamaru had possibly let the jutsu grow weak. If so, he would flip that man over and fuck that smirk of his face! He growled, just thinking about it, and felt his cock twitch at the prospect.

He stared at Shikamaru for a moment and tried to think...because...something about him was different. He looked different. He sniffed the air. He smelled a little different. It took him a few minutes to work out and understand what he was seeing. It was the first time he was seeing Shikamaru...without his infernal lazy attitude and laid back nature. His gestures were no longer carefree and his posture wasn't slouching. His movements were smoothly executed. Standing there, legs splayed, Shikamaru was pure male aggression, insolent and unleashed.

Kiba was startled to realize he was panting softly.

His eyes opened even wider when Shikamaru finally spoke.

"Kiba...have you ever heard about the Nara Family Mating Rites?"

"No..." Kiba frowned. Actually no one knew much about the Nara family outside the Nara's. They didn't exactly go around telling people their business.

Shikamaru paced two silent circles around Kiba – oh yes, there was a definite reckless masculine swagger in his walk – then the Nara man closed in on the Inuzuka and stood before him. He took the hair tie out of his hair and shook his hair out slowly, watching as Kiba's mouth opened silently. Then Shikamaru pulled his shirt off and tossed on the ground absently. He was regarding Kiba with a mocking, possessive amusement expression as if he sensed that Kiba continued to fight the shadow jutsu and wanted to flee or possibly flip the Nara man over and fuck him.

"Well, then I'll just have to educate you, then, won't I?" Shikamaru stated as his hands drifted lower as he began to undo his pants slowly.

"Educate me?" Kiba said incredulously, tugging at the jutsu. He watched in fascination as the man slipped out of his pants and stood before him naked. Goddamnit, Shika was hot. Why wouldn't he release this damn jutsu so they could fuck? He was teasing him and it wasn't fair. He was so heavy and hard in his boxers. He racked his brain to think of a reason why he might have done to deserve some sort of punishment be he couldn't think of anything.

"Yes, Kiba, education is vital to understanding." Shikamaru explained, his hands moving to Kiba's waist then he pulled him forward and settled his mouth possessively on top of his. Kiba was tense against him, because of the jutsu, he couldn't move freely even though he wanted to, but he felt Shikamaru wasn't in any hurry, he lazily explored his mouth for long minutes without rushing or making any other demands until Kiba relaxed even within the bounds of the shadow jutsu. His tongue stroked and coaxed within his mouth, hungry and deep; coaxing tingle after tingle through his body. Kiba's heart was pounding rapidly and his stomach fluttering wildly in his chest. Lord, Shikamaru knew how to kiss.

"You know how the Nara family is very close with their deer, right?" Shikamaru asked.

"Err, yeah." Kiba blinked in confusion

"Well, we have a mating tradition that comes from the deer. It's a lot like your Inuzuka Clan Mating Rites." Shikamaru said softly in his ear.

Kiba nodded in sympathy. He remembered what it had been like and he would be there for his lover. "How can I help?"

Shikamaru smiled as he leaned forward and nibbled on the Inuzuka's earlobe. "Oh, Kiba, you already are..."

The dog-nin shuddered in pleasure. "Oh...so...this is part of it?"

"I guess you could say I'm in heat?" Shika said with a faint blush.

"Well, I could take care of that, Shika..." Kiba chuckled. "Release the jutsu."

"Ne, that's part of it Kiba." Shikamaru pinched one of the Inuzuka's nipples painfully until the man yelped. "I need to assert my dominance. Haven't you ever watched nature programs?"

"Nature programs?" Kiba's mouth opened and closed a few times. His mouth went dry. His knees nearly buckled. Had he heard correctly? "Err...dominance?"

Shikamaru leaned in and leered in a most predatorily way. "Oh, yes. Rutting, Kiba. Hard, fast and deep and when I'm done, you'll know you're mine and you'll never think of nay-saying me again."

Kiba was going to try and protest, but as his mouth opened Shikamaru descended again and continued his reign of assault on his senses, stroking and kissing until he was nearly consumed. The man reached down and cupped his erection through his boxers; he moaned at the intimate touch. Every nerve in his body awakened brutally to a sharp hungry emptiness. Muscles deep inside him bore down on nothing, acing to be filled and soothed. He opened his eyes and peered at Shikamaru, and fed a desire that he was not even aware that he had. To be taken, consumed by the man.

Shikamaru put three fingers in his mouth and all Kiba could think was, oh my kami, this is really happening? He sucked on the man's fingers knowing it was for his own benefit to get them good and wet. And he liked watching Shika's face while sucked on them; he was willing to taste any part of the man he could get.

Then Kiba was flat on his back with his knees bent up and he couldn't even remember moving. Perhaps this was Shikamaru's new jutsu, he thought dazedly as the man's his fingers probed ruthlessly at his exposed soft hole, spreading dampness, slipping and sliding. The other man worked a single finger inside him, and thrust deeply. Kiba moaned at the intrusion, thrusting his hips slightly and pushing back against the hand. Yes, oh, kami, yes – that was what Kiba needed! A small broken sound escaped his lips as a second finger worked its way inside his ass and found his prostate.

Gently, but relentlessly, Shikamaru thrust his fingers against that nub inside Kiba while he continued to cover the man's bare neck and shoulders with searing open-mouthed kisses interspersed with the tiny bites that he knew Kiba loved. The he leaned up and positioned himself over Kiba who looked uncertain all of a sudden.

"Wait, I'm not ready yet."

"Yes, you are." Shikamaru sighed. "Troublesome."

There was a rustling noise in the underbrush. Kiba turned his head to the side. "What was that noise?"

"The deer." Shika shrugged.

"The deer?" Kiba looked incredulous.

"They're watching."

"What!" Kiba exclaimed anxiously, spotting several pairs of watching eyes in the distance. Kami! Deer were watching them fuck?

"It's part of the Nara Family Mating rites, Kiba." Shika sighed. "They have to watch, I always though you were pretty kinky, Kiba. But if you don't want to do this for me..."

The Nara man rubbed his cock back and forth against Kiba and the other man groaned as he started stroking his dick expertly.

"Ne...It's okay I guess." Kiba panted, forgetting all about the deer.

When he was incoherent, Shikamaru pushed himself in slowly, easing inside, his breath hissing between his teeth. Kiba's thighs quivered and he panted, struggling to accommodate the impaling thickness of him, as he'd never been a bottom before. Minutes ticked by as he pushed deeper, taking every tiny bit as his body yielded. Just when Kiba was certain the man had seated himself to the hilt, that he had all of him, Shikamaru pushed a final time with a rough sound, deeper even still, and Kiba made helpless mewling noises.

"I'm in you." Shikamaru said. His voice deep against Kiba's ear. He nipped painfully. "I'm a part of you now."

"Fuck, Shika." Kiba growled and moved hips a little tentatively. "That's so hot."

Shikamaru withdrew slowly, and then filled him again, thrusting in long slow strokes, nudging deeply, his cock sliding along his prostate in long teasing licks. Kiba shuddered underneath the man, eyelids fluttering. Dear kami! The largeness of the man inside him stirred nerve endings in places he'd not even known existed. He could feel the climax building with each sure thrust, he reached down to grab his dick to help himself but Shikamaru smacked his hand away.

"Ne, mine." Shika wrapped a hand around Kiba's cock and started pumping it in rhythm to his thrusting and he wanted to come almost immediately but the man stopped.

"Fuck!" Kiba exclaimed. "I was about to come, Shika!"

"I know; that's why I stopped you." Shikamaru chuckled.

"What?" The Inuzuka sulked for a moment but it was hard to sulk when the man was continuing to thrust so excruciatingly well inside you and the pleasure was so intense. He was also continuing to arch up to each thrust and take more and more of him inside of him. Kami, did it feel like this for Shika when they had sex? No wonder the man didn't mind being on the bottom.

"Soon..." Shikamaru promised and then groaned. "Primal..."

"Shika...please," Kiba begged.

"Please what?" Shika purred against Kiba's ear.

"Please let me come," Kiba whined.

Shikamaru laughed huskily his hand once again stroking Kiba's cock. "Is that what you want?"

"Yes!" Kiba gasped.

"Do you need me, Kiba?" The Nara man asked as he continued to grind into him, his hips doing this twirl at the end that was amazing. Where had he learned that? Oh, kami, he couldn't breathe. The man was kissing him again, his tongue plunging in his mouth in tempo with his lower body while driving into him. A hand on his cock, also stroking him tightly. The tension gripping his body suddenly exploded, flooding with the most exquisite sensations he had ever felt.

"Shika!' Kiba cried out as he came.

"So...primal..." Shika said as he reached own and dipped a hand into Kiba's come and pulled it up to his mouth and licked it. Kiba watched with utter fascination. He was almost hard again watching this person, this wholly different side to Shikamaru. Fuck, it was so hot.

Shikamaru kept thrusting for a few moments one hand gripping Kiba's waist tightly, and then he too came inside Kiba with a loud groan. Then he leaned over and bit the Inuzuka man's shoulder painfully.

Then Shikamaru pulled out and turned to the side, pulling Kiba into his arms.

"Thank you, Kiba." Shika said, kissing is forehead.

"Well, it was great." Kiba blushed slightly. "And besides you were in heat, like you said. After all, it was the only thing I could do since you helped me. I love you after all."

Shikamaru flushed slightly and looked vaguely uncomfortable. "Tch, Bothersome."

"What?" Kiba said.

"Meh." Shika ran a hand through is hair. "Hana is going to kill me."

"What about Hana?" Kiba frowned.

"I can't go through with it entirely; I'm just not that sadistic." Shikamaru sighed. "Although Hana is an evil genius, I have to give her credit."

"Huh?" Kiba scratched the back of his head.

"You know, Kiba, I love you right?" Shikamaru said with a big smile.

"Yeah. I love you, too." He leaned over and kissed Shika who was looking sheepish.

"There is no such thing as deer heat. And no...'Nara Family Mating Rites'." Shikamaru admitted, pink tinting his cheeks.

Kiba looked in confusion around the clearing and then back at Shikamaru. "But...then?" He paused. "So you?" He shifted and felt the squishy feeling in his ass from the come that still remained. "Hey! You did all this just to be seme, didn't you?"

Shikamaru chuckled nervously. "Well, it's not like you didn't enjoy it, Kiba...!"

"But that's not the point!" Kiba scowled, not exactly sure what the point was. Kami, the sex had been amazing. And kinky as fuck! When could they do it again? What was his point? Oh, yes! "You lied to me!"

"Sorry?" Shikamaru said, looking vaguely contrite.

"Meh." Kiba snorted. "Just promise that you won't join up in some unholy alliance with my sister again. She is an evil genius."

"I'm not sure...the results of this experiment were...altogether satisfactory, Kiba." Shikamaru grinned in that predatory way that Kiba was starting to equate with fucking fantastically kinky sex. "Wouldn't you agree?"

Kiba growled low in his throat. He was about to pounce on Shikamaru but the man foresaw the attack and had him pinned to the ground again.

"Ne, Inuzuka, tonight you're mine." Shikamaru grinned. "I thought I made that clear. I guess I'll have to explain...it again."

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Owari

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A/N: Please Review

Just for the fans folks. Because I had this idea and I wanted to share. Hope you enjoyed this lovely story.

Thus ends the tale of Shikamaru and Kiba.

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