Inspired by the brilliant Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition) and Austenbook, I asked myself the question: what if Facebook had existed during the events of the Silmarillion?

Note that this does not include the Ainulindale and Valaquenta, only Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth and Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age. I regret that I do not have the skills necessary to Photoshop this.

Of the Beginning of Days; Of Aulë and Yavanna

Melkor and Manwë are no longer friends.

Tulkas heard there was a war going on. SWEET!

Tulkas likes kicking Melkor's ass.

Aule just made some very pretty lamps, if he may say so himself.

Yavanna likes the Spring of Arda.

Tulkas and Nessa are now married.

Melkor smashed down the lights. LOL.

14 of your friends are attending the event Shaping of Valinor.

Yavanna just made some very pretty trees, if she may say so herself.

Nienna helped too, actually.

Aulë is feling lonely.

Aulë created seven dwarves.

Eru Ilúvatar commented on Aulë's dwarves: "Hey, I am the Creator around here. Are you mocking me?"

Aulë sent Eru Ilúvatar seven dwarfs.

Eru Ilúvatar is not angry any more.

Yavanna became a fan of Ents.

Manwë became a fan of Eagles.