Don't own Kingdom Hearts. Nuff said.

Recently I've checked the KH fandom and you know what I've found out? The Disney Characters are underappriciated! Poor those Disney guys. Even King Mickey who played a big role in the series didn't get love. Curse you yaoi fangirls!

Another day in the Disney Castle. Today, King Mickey were worried. No not because of Heartless, Nobodies, Organization 13 or anything else, but this...

After checking the number of KH Fanfics with Sora, Donald and Goofy using Cid's computer (?) at Transverse (?) Town, he has found out that he, Donald, Goofy and the rest of his fellow Disney Characters are underappriciated!

The King were confused. Why on earth would the fans hate them? Sure Prince Charming, Aladdin, Hercules, Jack Sparrow and others aren't as sexy as Riku, some of the Disney Worlds were unknown to some of the fans, or all of their worlds had the same 'Disney Ending', but they played a big role on the series. I mean without Disney characters on the series, Sora's adventure would be dull and the 7 Princess of the Hearts won't even be existed. Not to mention the comic relief humour by Donald and Goofy (plus some from Genie) and the cuteness from Winnie the Pooh and Dumbo.

King Mickey continued to think. Why? Why would the fans hate them?

"What's wrong?" a female mouse asked. It was Queen Minnie.

"Nothing. But I'm been wondering." Mickey replied.

"Wondering about what?" Minnie asked.

"I'm been thinking. Why did our fans hates us Disney characters?" Mickey asked back as he walked back and fouth.

"I think I know." Minnie said.

"You do?" Mickey asked.

"Yeah."

"Then what is it?"

"Yaoi."

"Huh?" Mickey asked, confused on what Minnie had said.

"Yaoi. Us Disney characters doesn't like yaoi." Minnie said.

Minnie is right. Some KH fans in this world are yaoi fangirls who tend to pair Sora with Riku, Roxas with Axel and Cloud with Leon instead on pairing Sora with Kairi, Roxas with Namine and Cloud with Aerith (or Tifa) because they think the male characters are bisexual. The Disney characters however are 100 percent straight not bi or gay. Due to that, yaoi fangirls hated them. Although some of them likes them, that wasn't enough.

"You're right!" Mickey exclaimed. "Us Disney characters aren't bi or gay! So that means if us Disney characters were bi or gay..."

"We'll be loved by the fangirls." Minnie continues as Mickey agrees.

After that, Mickey sent a message to all of his fellow Disney characters that they must be bi or gay in order to attract the yaoi fangirls to love them and to be appriciated by them. After a few days, Disney yaoi was borned. The first Disney yaoi that was borned was Donald/Goofy.

Unfortunately, Mickey's action to attract yaoi fangirls to love them by turning all Disney characters into bishonens and gays turned disaterous as many parents came to the Disney Studios and sued them for turning the children-friendly characters into children-mind rapers using free sex as a tool. After that disaster, Mickey's now order has been removed, causing all characters to turn straight again with the fangirls continued to hate them for not been bi or gay.

"I think I've foun out why the fangirls hated us." Mickey said.

"Why?" Minnie asked.

"Because... we're characters for childrens."

Moral: Never unappriciate the Disney characters.

A/N: To make it simple, the reason I think why the Disney characters were underappriciated in the KH fandom is because they didn't attract yaoi fangirls.

I know, this is stupid. But what can you do? I'm trying to defend the underappriciated Disney characters by writting this. If you agreed that the Disney characters were underappriciated because the didn't attract yaoi fangirls and/or they're not gay/bi, please review.

OOC in Mickey and Minnie? Yes. Why? This is my first Kingdom Hearts fanfic of course!