After traversing the school ground in search of her beloved cafateria, she finally stumbled across it. The entrence to it was double doors, and the one thing which you must always do when facing double doors is, push both at the same time while walking through, cause thats just awesome. So Sakura placed one hand on each door, and pushed, but they didnt budge, so she pushed again but nothing. "stupid doors, your meant to open. Now this time when I push you, you open got it, if you don't I will force you open, and I can't make any promises that you will stay on your hinges, now do we have a deal" Sakura whispered to the door like a complete maniac. Believing she made a convincing argument she placed her hands back on the door, and pushed it. But it didn't open.

Feeling frustrated she stepped back and said "well I warned you" and with the she kicked the doors, sending them flying open. One door fell to the ground, and the 2nd door hung half broken in the doorway. Sakura took a step through proud of herself, and noticed everyone staring, she stared back at them.

They stared at her

she stared back

they continued staring

she was getting annoyed with all the staring

they just stared at her

"OI WOULD YOU ALL JUST STOP STARING IT IS REALLY ANNOYING"

everyone quickly snapped their heads back to what they were doing and continued their life as if nothing happened to scared of the tempermental girl to say anoything.

GROOOOOOWL!

there went Sakura's stomach just begging for food, so Sakura complied and made her way over to collect some food for her darling stomach to consume.

When in the distance she could hear a THUMP, then a BUMP and CRASH BOOM BANG

along with a single voice yelling something.

'thats funny, it sounds like my name they are yelling'

she ignored it and kept picking up her food, a banana here a jelly there, and a bit of quiche and a sandwhich.

Sakura finally turned around to see what the sound was all about, what greeted her was deidara trying to push a freaked out Hidan off of him. When Deidara turned his frantic face towards her and locked eyes, he grinned then started to speak.

"Sakura Hidan sw..." the rest of his sentence was muffled as Hidan had covered his mouth, with his hand. Deidara quickly grabbed Hidans hand and held it down away from his face.

"Hida..." his speaking was again interupted as Hidan's other hand went and covered his mouth. Deidara ripped that away with his other hand. And tried again. He sent a triumphant smirk at Hidan as he took a deep breath and started to speak.

Hidan frantically looked around seeing everyone staring at them, there was no way he could stop deidara, both his hands were held down, and he couldnt' move. He really didn't want to drink some strange concoction of Sakura's, truthfully he kinda scared her, and that was saying something. Deidara was about to tell and there was noting he could do. When suddenly he had an idea, should he? no. but there was no time to think of a better solution.

"Sakura. Hidan Swo..." deidara's words were cut off as a pair of lips were planted on his. To be more precise Hidan's lips.

He froze in complete shock

Sakura froze in complete shock, she dropped her food, with her jaw dangling open.

The whole room, was in dead silence, as everyone stared at the scene before them.

Hidan and deidara liplocking in front of everyone.

When Deidara came out of his shock and realised what was happning. He pushed Hidan off him, and punched him in the face.

"you Idiot. Ew gross. I have been tainted. Someone bring me some water, and a knife. I need to chop these infected lips off." Deidara went off, spitting on the floor, wiping at his mouth. And doing everything he can to get the Hidan germs off of his innocent self

"your the idiot" Hidan retorted "you wouldn't f*! &#$shut up. I had to do something to stop you from telling that b &#! sakura that I f *$&#^ swore." as soon as the words left his lips he slowly turned to Sakura. He really was an idiot.

Deidara grinned and looked at Sakura.

Sakura grinned evilly after she heard what he said. She ignored her fallen food. And beckoned Hidan over. He slowly stood up and made his way over to her. Dreading what was coming next.

Sakura smirked and whispered into his ear.

"Let the fun begin"

Sorry it's been so long since i updated. i am an idiot who had a lot of stuff happening, and forgot about it. i have no idea where this story is going so don't get your hopes up on if its gonna be good or not.

so review please. it makes me happy when i get reviews, as i'm sure they make everyone happy.