This is my first fanfiction, so don't hate on me. Please?

Disclaimer:I don't own danny phantom. I wish I did.

Chapter 1

(Danny's POV)

"Ugh…" I moan as my eyes open. "Where am I?" I'm sitting on the ground, in some alleyway. The strangest thing was, I was still Danny Phantom. Whenever I pass out, I usually transform back to Danny Fenton. I sat up, rubbing my head. "What happened?" I mumbled to myself. I slowly stood up, and peeked around the corner of the alley. What luck! I was right outside Fenton Works. "Great, now just to get inside," I said. I was about to change when I heard a voice,

"And why would you want to do that?"

I spun around to see my mom, a scowl on her face, a weird gadget in her hand.

"This isn't what it looks like," I said.

"Then what is it?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Uh, well, uh..." I stammered. Damn. I couldn't tell her that I live here! What should I do? Jazz would know what to say. But she wasn't here.

"That's what I thought," mom said, pulling the hood on her hazmat suit over her head.

"Ah, crap," I muttered, getting into a battle position. If this was Dad, I could just fly away. Mom was a little smarter. There was also the fact that she was a ninth degree black belt. "Um… hey, Mo- I mean, Mrs. Fenton? What is that, um, thing?" I asked, eyeing the device in her hand.

"This? Well, it doesn't have a name yet, but it shocks ghosts." She replied.

"So?"

"It hurts."

"So?"

"It hurts a lot."

I yawned, unimpressed. Not many of my family inventions that they make work very well. And if they do, usually they work backwards.

"Why not just go shock someone else? I'm not doing anything wrong," I said, trying to weasel out of this.

"It doesn't work on humans," Mom replied.

"Then why don't you call it the ecto electrifier?" I asked. I saw her eyebrows narrow under her hood, and then she ran over to me and strapped the device around my waist, and locked it. She pulled a remote out, and pressed the center button. Suddenly, I felt the biggest shock I'd ever felt in my whole life. "Wow, that… really… does… hurt… ouch…" I said, as I sunk to the ground.

Sorry that this is so short, I promise the next will be longer.

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Thanks!