Damnit Deeks!

NCIS: LA

Callen/Deeks

Rating: M

Warnings: Slash…duh! I will switch between first and last names often…just a fair warning. I tend to do that depending on what sounds better at the time. Established Callen/Deeks relationship.

Summary: Sequel to "Too Far Deeks!" as promised. Deeks knows Callen cares for him, but he can't help but test him and try to make him jealous. Callen isn't the only one that knows what Deeks is trying to do either.

Chapter 1

Kensi and Deeks walked into the bullpen, with Deeks aiming a large grin at a very aggravated Kensi. Callen and Sam looked up as she flopped into her chair with a huff. Sam smirked at her.

"What happened to you?"

"Deeks happened. I spent an hour trying to get this guy to tell me what he saw. Deeks starts flirting with him and gets all the details AND his contact info in less than 10 minutes! It's just not fair. I'm supposed to be the one that does that."

Sam and Callen both looked at Deeks and his completely self-satisfied grin. Sam rolled his eyes, and Callen narrowed his slightly before returning to his paperwork. Deeks dropped his grin into a confused look at Callen's non-reaction. He really thought that would get something out of him, jealousy or anger, but he got nothing. Hetty popped up behind him and almost gave him a heart attack.

"Good work Mr. Deeks… on both efforts."

It took Deeks a couple minutes to process that and realize that she knew exactly what he was trying to do. His eyes got wide and he turned to Kensi as Hetty left the area.

"How the hell does she DO that?"

Kensi just laughed at him and Sam shrugged with his reply.

"She's Hetty…she's like an all knowing ninja."

Deeks looked at Callen who was still focused on his report.

"G…How long till you're done with that?"

"Don't know…Why?"

"No reason…just wondering."

Callen looked over at Deeks as his head dropped to the desk with a soft thud. He let out a small sigh.

"Tell you what…once I'm done we can go to that little dance club you like so much alright?"

Deeks head shot back up, eyes sparking with interest.

"Will you wear my favorite pants?"

Callen gave him a look and simply got a grin in return.

"No, you'll wear my favorite outfit."

Deeks' eyes went wide at the implications of that phrase. Kensi and Sam were amazed he didn't start drooling right there.

"Really you two? Do you have to do this right here?"

"Aww come on Kens. We're not doing anything…yet."

Kensi rolled her eyes with mock disgust at Deeks' waggling eyebrows while Sam just shook his head and gave Callen a raised eyebrow. Callen shrugged and mouthed 'I'm handling it my way' in response. Sam shrugged and everything went back to normal as the day slowly wound down with no major cases, and no leads on the ones they already had.

A/N: I know it's kind of short, but this is the lead in chapter. The next chapter will be Callen and Deeks in the dance club…that is turning out to be a lot of fun to write.