A/N : forgive me for the cliché's. I know this storyline has been done a hundred times already and by better fanfic authors than I. However, can you really have too much naughty smut?

Also thanks everyone who made my last story one of their favorites. My ego thanks you much!

Harry and Severus were in the older man's living quarters drinking tea and watching the fireplace. This usually how they spent their Friday afternoons. Each one had their comfy armchair across from the other in front of the fireplace with only a small tea table between them. It was a way for them to vent about the little brats they had to teach and as a way to ease themselves into the weekend when they worked on lesson plans for the following week. Occasionally one of their Fridays would have to be postponed for a Saturday as Severus spent the day repairing his class room. He did after all have 1st year hufflepuffs Friday afternoons.

Harry was startled out of the silence by the sound of Severus clearing his throat. "So how is the new classroom coming along?" Harry had been working on setting up a class room with computers for his muggle studies class.

"Its coming along great. I was finally able to put up a shield to keep the magic from interfering with the classroom. The only thing I have to do now is program the computers so the students can't look up inappropriate content."

"Inappropriate content?" Severus asked raising an eyebrow.

"You know like porn?" Harry responded quickly taking a swig of his tea.

"Porn? You mean you can watch people having sex in those boxes you keep referring to as computers?"

Harry couldn't help blush hearing Severus say the word sex. Not only had they come to respect each other enough to hold a civil conversation most Fridays but Harry had started to feel something quite stronger than respect for the man. "Yes, professor you can. However, with a little work they won't be able to. Don't fear I'll give you a special password so you can watch all the porn you want Severus." He said goading the man.

Severus chucked and responded, "I assure you, I am in no need of porn. I will not be touching your muggle devises."

"No need huh? So does that mean you have a stash of wizarding dirty mags hidden around here?"

"Certainly not." Severus responded squirming slightly.

Feeling a little bold harry asks, "So what do you fantasize about professor?" He said with a rather large grin on his face.

"That is certainly none of your business." Severus responded curtly. Harry sat his tea down and walked over to Severus taking his tea from him and sitting it beside his on the table. "What do you think you're doing young man?" Severus asked as Harry lowered himself to straddle the old man's lap.

"Come on Sev." Severus quirked an eyebrow at the new nickname. "We're friends now you can tell me these things. We should be closer than that." Harry said in a voice attempting to sound sexy.

"Considering where your ass has currently planted itself, I would say we are more than close enough." Severus responded. In all honesty the only thing going through his mind was getting this golden beauty off of his lap before the young man really found out what he really fantasized about.

Instead of moving away harry sat closer and leaned his head on his shoulder. He could feel Severus stiffen up underneath him and left out a huff of frustration. "I really wish you could open up to me. I know you'll never see me as more than a friend but well…" Harry said barely above a whisper. He willed himself not to cry. "But, I love you." He looked up to see Severus with a frightful look on his face. "Please forget I said anything. I know you don't want me so I promise I'll never bring it up again." He said before he began to lift himself off of the professor.

"Foolish Gryffindor." Severus smirked before grabbing Harry's arm and keeping him from moving off of him. "Of course I want you. I want you too much. I'm afraid once I get you I'll never stop myself."

"I don't want you to stop." Harry said leaning in placing his lips on his. He soon felt Severus's tongue snake its way between his lips. He moaned as he felt the man's tongue sliding against his. However it wasn't long until he felt Severus pushing him back.

"Stop. Harry." Severus said looking at him all too seriously. "I am not a nice man. I'm afraid that if I'm with you I could not contain my desires. I'm a perverted old man. I'm a sexual deviate and you should find someone better suited for you." Harry was extremely confused and that was putting it mildly. Why would Severus have to contain his desires when he was practically throwing himself at him?

"Sev you're not old. Not to me. I know I'm younger than you but that doesn't make you some horrible person. I know you're not perfect. I take you as you are and hope you take me as I am." Harry said looking concerned and still confused.

"You don't understand." Severus said sitting up and pushing Harry off of his lap in the process. "I think you should go now." He said opening the door.

"Your right I don't understand. If you could explain it to me…" But Severus cut him off.

"Go Potter!"

Harry left. If he had a tail it would have been tucked between his legs.

Harry went back to his quarters. He sat on his window seat that looked out onto the grounds. Hugging his knees to his chest he sat in thought trying to figure out what just happened. Normally he could go to Hermione and together they could figure out whatever the problem was. However, she and ron were on their honeymoon and he wasn't sure he wanted to tell her that Sev called himself a sexual deviate. Just what did he mean by that?

Well if Mione isn't here to do the research I can do it myself. He thought has he left his private room and into the class room. He turned on one of the computers and connected to the internet. A google search of the phrase sexual deviate brought up 171,000 hits. "Merlin this is going to be a long night." He said as though talking to the computer.

According to a medical dictionary online the definition was:

Differing from a norm or from the accepted standards of a society.

"Ok. We all know sev isn't normal per se. But I've been anything but normal all of my life." Still confused harry kept up the search. He kept coming across pages that linked sexual deviance to incest and pedophilia. "Does he think of himself as a pedophile because of the age difference! I'm bloody 20 years old! I'm no child anymore. Unless he's had feelings for me since I started Hogwarts…" Then he came across another medical website that said that many things fall under sexual deviance including BDSM and cross-dressing. He had heard of BDSM before but never learned much about it. He found a page full of definitions. BDSM apparently stood for Bondage/Disciple and Sadism/Masochism. He knew Severus could be a sadist bastard in class when he unfairly deducted points and handed out detentions but Harry know that this was somehow different.

He was up to the wee hours of the morning reading all of the information on the site. There are were times when things made since and other times when things confused him. He was not sure how someone could get off being whipped or how it could be hot to be pissed on. Though he found that BDSM wasn't just about beating and tying up your partner. There had to be a lot of respect, patience and trust involved. He continued to read and learn all he could before his eyes became bloodshot and decided it was probably best for him to go to bed.