The two princes of Asgard stood at the edge of the bridge. Their toes kissed the edge as their bodies peered over into the abyss. Both of them had finished their daily lessons and both were bored out of their minds. "That is a long way down to the bottom." Thor pointed out.

Loki nodded, "Yeah."

"What if we threw something down there?" The boy asked.

The darker haired boy shrugged. "Nothing, I suppose."

"I bet we could hear it hit the bottom." Thor grinned.

"We would not." Loki protested. "There's too much of a distance."

"Not if we threw something big enough."

"What could we find that could possibly be big enough to hear when it hit the bottom?" Loki asked.

"A rock."

"I guess we could try…"

Thor needed to hear no more, he trotted off and Loki remained, continuing to stare into the void. He didn't want to be curious about the depth of the bridge, but he couldn't help it. If he were by himself, he wouldn't have to worry about being curious. He would have been easily able to dismiss the curiosity and move on. Thor never helped these kinds of situations. Ever. Loki soon heard the patter of small feet come close. He tilted his head upward and saw that Thor had brought back a rock roughly the size of his head.

"Are you sure that will work?" Loki asked.

"Nope." The blonde grinned.

"Then why did you bring it?"

Thor threw the rock over the steep edge. "We had to start somewhere."

Both boys looked over, watching the rock disappear in the distance. They both leaned in a little closer, intently listening for some kind of clatter that may have been heard. Several minutes had passed without even a sound. "I knew it wouldn't work." Loki eventually grumbled.

"Then why didn't you come with me to find a rock if you knew it wasn't going to work?" Thor asked.

"There was the possibility that I could have been wrong."

"Wanna find a bigger rock?"

"Yeah."
With that, the two young princes wandered off in search for a rock worthy enough to be thrown over the bridge. They looked around the castle until a dark mass caught Thor's eye. "Brother!" He called. "I found one!"

Loki hurried over and found his elder brother sitting on top of a large, dark stone that was about the size of the two of them put together. The two boys set to work to rolling the giant rock over to the spot they had been before. When they had brought it to the edge, Loki looked at Thor and Thor simply nodded. With that, they pushed the rock over the edge, watching it disappear as well. Again, they listened intently. Both of their faces lit when they heard a dim clatter in the distance. "I knew it would work!" Thor shouted triumphantly.

"No you didn't." Loki laughed.

Thor looked back over the edge. "I wonder what would happen if we threw Sif down there…"

"Sif?" Loki asked.

"Yeah," Thor nodded, "I bet you could hear her hit the bottom."

Loki gave a few uncertain blinks at his brother, then looked back over the edge. "She is heavy enough, isn't she?"

"I wonder if we could throw Volstagg down there…"

Loki twisted his face with concentration. "Would we be able to lift him?"

"Doubtfully," Thor laughed, "But we could roll him just like the rock."

Loki chuckled, "We could."

Thor's face turned a light shade of pink when his stomach voiced its own opinion. "We should go see if there is anything to eat!"

Loki followed after his brother, "Just as long as you don't eat everything! You can be just as bad as Volstagg sometimes."

Off at the other side of the bridge, Heimdall sighed. He was nervous that he had to tell Odin what his children were up to. However, as long as it kept to rocks, Heimdall had nothing to worry about.

This is it. I did this one pretty quickly, but I'm happy that I have something up here. This will be primarily a collection of humorous tales that would've taken place before the movie (hence it's name). Some of these stories will be based on Norse myth or any kind and others will just be any humorous story that pops into my head involving the two. :) I have another one that's almost ready, but it's turning longer than I expected. It should be up shortly. Please give me feedback. I was aiming for soft humor and I have no idea how that turned out…