Junjou Robotica

I do not own Junjou Romantica

Chapter One: The Delivery

I've typed 'Romantica' so much that when I want to type the word 'romantic' I always add that extra 'a' at the end! Crazy right? Sorry I haven't been updating my other stories lately but I WILL FINISH! SPARTA!

Akihiko: Sure you will...

Me: Way to be supportive -_-*

Akihiko: You're welcome.

Me: :p

Hiroki: CHILDREN! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

Me: YES SIR!

Usami Akihiko was Japan's best authors. He had written many bestsellers and had many fans, not only for the books but he was quite handsome. But this 'amazing' man had a few large flaws- he couldn't cook or clean to save his life; he was very stubborn and could never quite make his deadlines on time.

His editor, Aikawa, somewhat crazy in the author's opinion, was yelling at him for the one billionth time for not doing his work.

"DAMMIT! I NEED THE MANUSCRIPT NOW!" the editor screamed at the top of her lungs as the writer rolled his eyes and printed out the last page of his new novel.

"Here dammit!"

Aikawa snatched the papers out of the printer and ran out of the penthouse. Once she was gone, Akihiko groaned as he stood up and wandered over to the couch that was stacked high with dirty clothes and even a dirty plate. He collapsed onto it not caring and fell fast asleep.

He woke up a few hours later feeling somewhat hungry. Not even attempting to walk into his kitchen for fear that a pile of dirty dishes might fall on him, he called and ordered delivery from a nearby American food store.

Akihiko ate, showered, and then sulked to his toy-filled bedroom to find his beloved bear, Suzuki-san, on the floor. He picked the bear up and snuggled close to it, falling asleep quickly.

Meanwhile, Aikawa was at her office checking up on her emails when she got a spam mail advertising some kind of android that could do chores and cook very well. You could personally design the android to make them look however you wanted. Being the fangirl that she was, she also spotted that you could get a sex android.

The androids came out on the market a few years ago and the redhead had recalled seeing them and even considered buying one - but not the kind to do her chores. (if you know what I mean) Unlike America, Japan had already perfected their androids by allowing them to have feelings and their own free will, unless their owner set back the dial on that.

Aikawa sat at her desk, deep in thought:

Hmmm Sensei could really use one of these... Aw what the hell? I'll get one for him so that he has no excuse for not turning in things on time!

She decided that giving Akihiko a sex robot would just make him miss his deadlines even more so she designed a cute little android that would do all of the man's chores. Once the redhead was finished, she hurried to get home since she made it an overnight delivery to the writer's penthouse.

The next morning, Akihiko woke up to the sound of giggles. He lazily got up out of bed and went downstairs to find Aikawa stood before a large wooden crate that was sitting upright. It wasn't even six feet tall and the writer could easily see the top of it.

"Aikawa what the hell are you doing here?" he asked irritably as the editor jumped from fright.

"SENSEI DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!" she yelled.

Akihiko crossed his arms, "Answer my question and what is in the crate?"

The editor smiled her devilish smile, "This is my present to you... SO YOU CAN GET YOUR DAMN WORK DONE ON TIME! Anyways... It is an android that can do your chores and cook for you!"

Akihiko grimaced, "Is this going to be like having a child or something?"

"No he can take good care of himself and you. I don't think he needs for but he does need to charge up every once in awhile."

"Fine, just what does this thing look like?"

Aikawa undid the latches on the crate and the front came off to reveal a boy around the age of 19 with chocolate brown hair and very innocent features. She turned the android on and the boy opened his big beautiful green eyes.

"Sensei, I'd like to introduce you to Misaki-T197D0!" Aikawa said happily.

"Ummm Hi..." Akihiko said awkwardly.

The boy looked up, catching the man's eye, and his cheeks reddened somewhat quickly which surprised both Akihiko and Aikawa.

Akihiko then saw the label on the box, 'Made by the Usami Industries', which made him very angry since his family had created something like this.

"Aikawa did you know this was made by my family?" he asked bitterly.

The redhead cocked her head to one side, "No, why?"

"Take it back! I don't want anything that my family has ever-" he stopped to see Misaki's green eyes swell up with tears.

When the tears started to fall Akihiko immediately felt guilty and began to walk towards the boy but the boy acted quicker and ran into the nearest room and shut the door behind him sobbing.

"SENSEI I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" Aikawa yelled angrily.

Akihiko sighed and walked over to the door, strangely feeling extremely guilty for hurting the androids feelings. "I didn't even know it... he had feelings..."

"WELL OF COURSE HE DOES! READ THE MANUAL!" she hollered as she threw the manual at him and stormed out of the penthouse.

Akihiko sighed and turned back to the door to try to coax the poor android boy out.

Ok! so what do you guys think so far? I've had this idea for awhile and I'm unsure if anyone has done something similar to this? BTW... I'll update as soon as I have at least 3 comments... (setting the bar low) heh heh...

Hiroki: I don't believe we are finished here!

Nowaki: Hiro-san!

Me: YES FINALLY! Someone besides that devil!

Nowaki: Ooh! Kazuki-kun is bitter!

Me: AM NOT!

Hiroki: ...

PLEASE REVIEW (it makes me smile!) ;)