National What Day?

A/N: Yeah, I have no idea. This just…came to me and I had to write it.

Rating: T mentions of sex and bad language.

Summary: Zack and Angeal are fighting and that's…okay?

"What the hell do you think you're doing, pup?" Angeal snarled across the desk.

"What does it look like, old man? I'm leaving!"

The two continued to shout at each other, ignoring the three men standing in the doorway. Cloud tugged on Sephiroth's hand, shooting the other two a concerned look.

"What's going on?"

"Hmm?" Sephiroth took a sip of his tea before looking to Cloud. "Oh, they're fighting."

"I can see that." Cloud sighed, sometimes Seph was only good for stating the obvious.

Genesis gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and a gentle pat on the head. "Don't worry, they do this every year."

A loud crash made the blonde jump in surprise. He squeaked as a book sailed through the door just above his head and hid behind his two lovers.

"You and your honorable blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It gets so old. I'm fucking sick of hearing you go on about dreams too. What if my dream is to work in a burger joint? Maybe I'm tired of bowing down to you and your stupid uniform." Zack was glaring at his mentor and boyfriend with as much venom as he could muster and Cloud was appalled. He'd never once heard Zack say anything remotely negative about Angeal.

Angeal slammed his hands down on the desk with a growl. "You useless little mutt. Without me where would you be?"

"Happy, probably."

Genesis was chuckling into his own cup, a video camera in one hand. "Are you sure they're okay?" Cloud asked.

"Yep," the two men answered together.

"Just leave them to it." Genesis said, adjusting his grip on the camera.

The next morning Cloud was staring at the two dark-haired men with something akin to shock on his face. They were holding hands and kissing each other's noses. If it were possible, Cloud was pretty sure little pink hearts would be floating around their heads.

"Guys?" The two completely ignored him. A tray clicked beside him and he looked up at Genesis' smiling face.

"See? They're fine, chocobo."

"But…what the hell?" Cloud was looking back and forth between them. "And where's Seph?"

"He's setting up the projector in front of the training grounds." The red-head replied before taking a bite of his toast.

"Will someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?" He snapped, hitting the table for good measure.

Zack blinked at him owlishly. "Calm down, Spike. Yesterday was National Kiss and make-up Day."

"Also known as National Make-up Sex Day." Genesis said with a smirk.

Cloud was about to reply when a voice came over the intercom, requesting everyone line up out on the training grounds- a voice the sounded suspiciously like his absent lover.

Yep. You really just read that.