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Quinn woke up to what she thought was a normal day little did she know that today would reveal to her a family secret that had plagued her family for generations. She got out of bed and made her way to the bathroom. She pulled down her pants and her eyes went wide when she noticed something that wasn't supposed to be there.

"Moooooom!" she screamed and a couple of seconds later her mom came bursting into the bathroom.

"Quinnie, sweetheart, what's wrong?" Judy said with her hand over her heart.

"Just look!" Quinn said gesturing towards her genitalia. Judy looked a what her daughter was gesturing at answering it took a deep breath and nodded.

"Quinn, we have much to discuss."

"Much to discuss? Mom, how can you be so calm about this?Mom, I have a fucking penis that is far from okay!" Quinn yelled.

"Sweetheart, such crude language is never necessary no matter what the situation," Judy scolded her, "now come to the dining room and I'll tell you every thing."

"I can't," Quinn mumbled.

"Why ever not?" Judy asked sternly.

"I kind of have to go," Quinn said pointing towards the toilet.

"Oh of course," she said turning to leave the bathroom.

"Wait!" Quinn called after her. Judy turned and Quinn blushed, "I don't know how."

"Its simple really just aim and go," Judy said smiling and she left closing the door behind her.

Quinn looked down at it a bit afriad to touch it. She lifted the the toilet seat and after finally working up the courage did what her mother told her. When she was finally done she made her way to the dining room to talk to her mother.

"I made your coffee just like you like it," Judy said pushing the coffee towards her.

"So?" Quinn said drinking her coffee.

"It's genetic all Ross women suffer from it," Judy started.

"So that means you and Aunt Shirley have a-" Quinn stopped unable to finish her sentance.

"Once a month yes my sister and I do grow a penis. I thought it wouldn't happen to you. I watched you and your sister closely and you showed no signs. It usually starts showing up a year after your first period and when it didn't happen I was relieved that you and Frannie wouldn't be plagued with this. I guess I was wrong. I just don't understand why it took so long for yours to come."

"You wonder what took it so long! I can't have a penis I'm a girl. I had a baby!"

"No one is questioning your feminality. It's just something that happens to you three days out of the month. It doesn't make you any less female," her mother told her.

"How were we able to even have kids? I thought hermaphadites were sterile," Quinn asked.

"I wouldn't exactly call us hermaphodites, and we are far from sterile which is why you should be extremely careful when you don't have it you can get pregnant and when you do you can get someone pregant," Judy told her.

"T-that would mean I would have to sleep with a girl," Quinn said with her eyes wide.

"Yes that would," Judy said staring at her intently.

"I don't like girls!" Quinn said a little too quickly.

"And I wasn't implying you do I was just giving you the facts, but if you did like girls just know I am perfectly fine with it."

"Well I don't so there is nothing to be perfectly fin with. I need to get dressed I'll see you later." Quinn quickly got up from her seat, grabbed her coffee, and ran up to her room.

Judy watched her leave and shook her her head and watched her daughter leave. "There is most definately at least one girl."

Quinn went thought the rest of day relatively okay but she knew that wouldn't last for long. Up until know she had managed to avoid the one person that could get a reaction from her sexually, Rachel Berry. She had spent the only two classes she had with Rachel by hiding out in the library, but she couldn't skip this next one. It was glee and since Mr. Shuester had already seen her in his Spanish class and lunch it would arise too many questions.

She made her way into to glee she spotted Rachel in her normal place warming up. Her voice made Quinn's dick twitch. Are fucking kidding me? I get turned on by just her voice, Quinn thought to herself.

When Rachel heard the door open she looked up and saw Quinn standing at the door and smiled, "Good afternoon, Quinn. It's good to see you. When I didn't see you in class today I assumed you were sick. I was actually planning on stopping by to check on you."

"Uh yeah I didn't get alot of sleep last night so I Spent a couple of periods in the nurses office catching up," Quinn lied easily.

"Oh well it is of great importance that we get a full night sleep especially at our age were it is a huge factor in our development," Rachel said nodding.

"I guess you aren't getting much sleep, huh, Berry?" Quinn said with a raised brow.

"I think that was a short joke and if it was I'll have you know that I am of average size. It's not my fault that the rest of the population are giants," Rachel huffed pouting.

She's so cute when she pouts, Quinn thought to herself.

"Uh, thank you," she said looking at Quinn strangely.

"Oh my God tell me I didn't say that aloud," Quinn moaned into her hands.

"I can't," Rachel said.

Before they could say anything futher the rest of the club began filing into the room. Quinn turned quickly and took her seat next to her boyfriend. Mr. Shuester came in slightly late as usual and told them that this week they had to learn how to be less stiff with their dancing and that they all should learn from Mike and Brittany's example in letting the music flow though them. He split their groups into genders and told Mike to work with the boys and Brittany with the girls.

Everything was going fine until Brittany got the idea to partner them up and teach them to waltz. Somehow Quinn ended up with Rachel as her partner, and just when Quinn thought it couldn't get any worse it did. Brittany told them to feel the music they must be able too feel their partners. She took a small stress ball and placed it between each pair and told them to keep it held between them. Having Rachel's body pressed against hers proved to be too much. She felt herself get hard. she immediately grabbed Rachel's waist and pushed her away from her.

"Quinn what's wrong?" Rachel asked her.

"Restroom," was all Quinn said before rushing out of the auditorium.

She was standing in the restroom willing her bulge to go down when the door burst open and she saw Rachel come through it. Quinn whirled around towards the window.

"Quinn, are you okay?" Rachel asked.

"Of course I am what are you doing here?" Quinn asked.

"I came to talk to you about something I felt when we were dancing. Something I know shouldn't have been there."

"I have know clue what you are talking about."

"Quinn, I know what I felt."

"You felt nothing."

"Don't lie to me I'm not stupid." Before Quinn could say anything more Rachel Grabbed her shoulder and turned her around. "So, you do have a penis."