I'm so sorry. ;_; I didn't die. I've been lazy. I'm still being lazy because the letter responses are really short. . I've been getting a bad headache lately which is funny because I just started writing another story and stuff. o_o'

Dear Alfred,

How are you doing? Not too badly I hope.

I heard about the state-reunion from Michigan, I'll try to be there. I'm a bit busy helping out with the disaster in Japan a few months ago and Daddy's supposed to be coming over soon, but I'll do my best to make it.

I'm helping out with the whole earthquake deal because the prefecture that was hit the worst, Miyagi, is my Japanese sister-state. He's like a brother to me, remember? He's still not feeling very well, so I'm helping him.

If Daddy does end up coming, (One of Iceland's volcanoes coughed up another ashcloud so he might not be able to make it.)can I bring him to the reunion? We promise not to scare anyone. There's a slight chance of Mom coming as well, but he doesn't really scare anyone. (Except for maybe Russia.)

Love,

Sara Cynthia Oxenstierna-Jones
Delaware

Sara,

I'M WONDERFULLY WONDERFUL. Thanks for asking.

I hope you'll be able to make it. It'd totally suck if you were the only one not to!

And I'm glad that you're helping. It makes me feel so proud! Japan's my buddy, I feel real bad that that happened to him.

And I'm not sure...MAYBE...

OKAY. He can come. But. He. Cannot. Scare. Anyone.

Hola America,

Ay dios mios, Alfred. My sister isn't THAT crazy. If she ever finds that letter she mic her dog on you...

Yo ne se! Mi hermana apparantly likes to take over letters, even if she's just a conversation...

New topic!

Please...

Costa Rica (Francisco Salas)

P.S. ...you just meet a whole bunch of weird people at MmDonalds, don't you?

Cisco

Okay...Um.

So. New topic.

...I'm totally going to make some type of DNA thing to give people the power to shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don't you think that's cool? !

-Alfred

P.S. HELL YES I DO. It's so epic, man. There was this one time when this little person came in and he didn't even look like one because he was wearing a HUGE pair of platform shoes. Right after he ordered his food, he sat down and took them off. Everyone was kinda like "WTF?". It was hilarious.

America,

Yeah yeah, whatever. Douche.

Hey I can't be expected to remember everything! Don't use that tone with me!

Yeah, well you invaded me numerous times. I have a RIGHT to not be nice to you.

Nicaragua

P.S. ya wanna tell me that to my face?

Nicaragua,

Pfft.

This is a letter. There's no tone anywhere. Just writing. SEE?

WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITING.

Look on the back of this letter, you can see drawings of rockets and crap.

Which means I was also drawing. Not using tone. Just over-eccentric use of voice. Use the proper term, dude.

-America

P.S. Not unless you're wearing a mask~.

Yo dude,

Lend me yer abs for a moment, I havent had dinner today~

Can I come visit you one day? We could eat hamburgers and play ps3 all night! D

Love,

~Emma (Oslo, capital of Norway)

Emma,

Sure , you can come visit me whenever I have time! Just don't expect me to cook breakfast/lunch/dinner for you on my stomach.

Dear Dad,

Please do.

Also,Could you please tell Iggy to stop coming over to my place drunk and eating all of my blueberries? If you don't and he keeps doing it,Imma gonna pop a cap in his-oh,I won't say. Just somewhere vital for having kids.

Love,Ali.

Ali,

I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HIM.

And watch what you say...

write.

...

Dear Dad,

Good.

It's not just gas and living, it's also the controversy of my laws within my state. There are so many opposed to the laws that are passed and then there are so many for them... and on top of that I have to deal with shipping illegal people out, and then I have to deal with the guy who shot my congresswoman a while ago and I get Mexcio bugging me. It's just a whole bunch that I have to deal with. Oh and Utah says I'm not busy...

Sometimes in the summer it gets to 125.

I could never hate you. Even if I tried. No matter how irritated or annoyed I get, I will NEVER hate you.

Love,

Sophia

P.S. Maybe... We'll see.

Soph,

I hate it when you guys have tons of stuff to deal with. It makes me feel horrible. I want to help, but I've got stuff to deal with too. I'm going to try and help you, Soph!

Aha! Isn't that because you're so close to that line that goes through the earth... or something like that? ...

Love,
Dad

Dear America,

I'm sure I can cook well. After all Linda was a much better cook than me Uncle Arthur. Please don't insult Linda like that the bird died of breast cancer. Besides I know how you fell about vegetables but there are plenty of tasty and healthy foods out there that are better than you think. Like I said you don't have to give up eating the things you love. Just eat them less often. Besides being a vegetarian means that you only stop eating animal meat. Well, ovolacto vegetarian like many are, including Paul and I. Oh that term it means that you can eat things that come from animals like milk and eggs but you don't eat their meat. I mean ask Italy pizza is usually a vegetarian food without any meat toppings.

Peace and love,

Liverpool

...You know that the letter you sent me is getting me really hungry, right? ... And I'm open to try the food, I guess. Food's food!

And I'm gonna go eat some right now~!

-America

Dad,

Nyet, I'll try. I'm moving back to the apartment though, just ta let'cha know. Er, a-about that...

I kinda promised I'd spend the 4th with Iggy this year.

!

Oh~ THAT. Can you tell them I'll come? I just need to know where and when~

Love,

Aleckis

P.S. Good...because that happens A LOT. Actually, just about as much as you and Canada...

That totally sucks, yo...

And WHAT? But...

Pfft.

I don't know yet, still planning~.

Love,
Dad

P.S. ...No one confuses us with the other... At least, I don't remember any doing that...

Dad,

Thanks Daddy. I love you tons! BTW, Happy Late Memorial Day! Did you, like, do anything to celebrate or honor our other beloved heroes? I was too busy working. Couldn't take the day off because I'm so damn poor. T_T

Yes I am your kid. But you gotta remember I was first raised by my Papis Spain and Mexico…. *tears up a little* And then I kept getting taken away… *sniffle* Estoy un poco triste…

Umm.. ahem… Anyway uhh… *wipes away tears*

Only YOU can prevent forest fires, Daddy. *tries to smile* Seriously, though. Whose plan was it to use a bear to advertise that? I mean I guess it makes sense since there is a bear on my flag, but I'm not the only state that gets wildfires, right? I've been, like, so out of touch with all my brothers and sisters I don't even KNOW anymore. I do hear some of them are experiencing killer weather, though. =( It makes me appreciate my weather much more, but I send them, like, my best wishes.

Slightly depressed and nostalgic,

California *Kelly Destiny Jones/ Calafia Garcia-Fernandez Carriedo

P.S. Just things, Dad. *innocent smile*

P.P.S. I'll figure IT out soon enough? What the heck is that supposed to mean? Did you know Lorenzo thought Texas is a guy? Did you know TEXAS thought she was a guy? Too funny!

Calli,

I was too busy to celebrate it in an awesome way, but I totally honored those heroes in my head ALL DAY. They're heroes, and heroes always deserve a spot on my mind for a day that was made for them! I hope you did the same for them. It's sad that you couldn't exactly celebrate for them like me.

Well, you're fine now, Calli, don't be sad~!

I think they use a bear because bears live in the woods and stuff. And no one likes hurting animals. And you'll be able to see your brothers and sisters during the reunion! And even though they're kinda in trouble right now, I'm trying to help them.

Be happy, Calli!

Love,
Dad

P.S. ...Calli...

America,

Ugh, my head is throbbing like mad...

And you replied to me, but I don't recall ever writing anything to y- OH BLOODY HELL. Was I plastered? Bollocks.

Also, did you hear that your boss and mine called our *political* relationship 'essential'? -laughs sardonically- Since when are you nice to me enough to deserve a friendship?

England

England,

Since now, Iggy!

Dude, you might think I'm a total jerk, but I've recently come to a new perspective! I'll totally be nice to you from now on, yo! Just stop getting so badly drunk.

-Alfred

D-dad,

U-uhm, I guess that is true... b-but I don't k-know why we fight over i-it, it's all said and d-done ( I think I got the better deal, thankyouverymuch)

Macie( the U.P.) is s-sick again.. what do I do?

Alicia

...Put a hamburger on their forehead!

Love,
Dad

Amerika,

PFFFFT. KESESESESE!

YOU? A GENIUS?

Schieße, I can't beat that level of comedy.

Fritz is my old leader who... who... er. He's not in this E-Earth any more. BUT I KNOW YOU WATCH ME, SIR, FROM SOMEWHERE ABOVE IN HEAVEN.

Hey, you have some sort of fetish for McDonald's, but I say nothin'. Gilbird just probably doesn't like, you then. Dahahaha!

...were you... were you a-about to say you killed a BIRD? A BIRD? VERDAMMT, WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU, HUH?

I WILL END YOU, IF YOU DID! YA HEAR, AMERIKA? END YOUUUU!

Oh, so it only took a while for the awesome me's effects to take place! Gut. Then again... -draws a little scribble of beheaded America with a little bird atop the dismembered head-

Ask Spanien, not me. I don't ogle at dudes.

FRITZ, DUMMKOPF. Old Fritz. How can you have never heard of the greatest leader ever?

Fuck McDonald's, then.

-Prussia

Prussia,

That's me being a genius!

You see, you think you're a genius, but you're not and I am, yet you don't believe me, but I really am, and you called me that too, because you said yourself that you 'can't beat that level of comedy'. All in all, I am the true winner of this battle and therefore, am the hero and you, the loser.

...

'Dahahaha' my ass. I don't have a fetish, I just love the food. But I agree with you saying that your bird doesn't like me. He pecked my hand when I grabbed the letter.

I DIDN'T KILL ANY BIRDS! I SWEAR! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, IT KILLED ITSELF!

IT...

IT WAS A SUICIDAL BIRD.

And you so do. I SAW you looking at Canada.

You may think you'll end me, but if you do so much as TOUCH him, I'll BUST. A. CAP. ON. YOUR. ASS.

I'm not playin', yo. Don't be surprised if I make a shank if I see you hanging around him.

This doodle of me is an empty threat.

-America

Dear uncle Alfred,

Perhaps you dont need to talk to them, but if ever you need a shoulder to lean on you have many childern to talk to. Father however has very few members that care for him. Once you betrayed Father he changed a great deal, no longer was he content to allow colonies to stay in their homes, instead he drug them to his home, forced them to forget their native tongue and customs, replaceing them with all thigs English.

I my self was not even spared, i was barely ever able to leave the home with out him or one of his "faithful servents to go with me, so i could no longer wander my own streets as i pleased to meet my friends.

Once a kind gentle man became a abusive tyrent who cared little for his own family, to him if his own beloved son could betray him it wouldnt be too long for those close to him to do so.

And i understand, stress can make you act differntly then you normal do. I would suggest a lovly lavender candle to burn near your work space and bed, the arouma is quite relaxing.

And if Father can forgive you for a war i am sure he can forgive you for shoughting at him

with regards,

Savannah Kirkland

Savannah,

Hey! I'm totally trying to talk to Iggy now!

Isn't that just awesome? I kinda went off on him and felt bad. Now I'm trying to talk to him. He'll be happy to not be so lonely now! !

Now he won't be such a jerk, hopefully.

Maybe he'll be able to get close with you guys again. It's sort of his fault for not getting over it...But oh well.

And I'll try that! It might help.

...I hope so.

-Alfred

to: the United States of America,

I suppose I should be happy that you forgive me. And do pardon, not everybody is able to understand American. Much less me and my fellow citizens. We are very different. No doubt some things we say would puzzle you and what you do would puzzle us.

Yes, Thailand would not mind, however, perhaps we would look somewhere else?

Until our next arranged meeting,

Republic Of Singapore

Oh, well sorry! American is just the language I like to speak! I just can't help it around non-American speakers. And you and your citizens wouldn't be the only ones to confuse the heck out of us. We're just completely different, that's why.

Hm... Yeah! Maybe setting up relations with other nations would do good.

-United States of America

Dear Amerique!

Bonjour, my dear. How are you? Have you seen Arthur lately? He has not shown up at my door for a while, and I am getting rather worried. But that aside, what are you doing? When I have the chance, I will come visit.

With love,

Francis Bonnefoy (France)

France,

Yo, quit trying to rape my kids!

Anyways... I'm fine. Iggy's being himself and acting like a loner. I'm trying to help him, though.

And I'm helping the EARTH. Because that's just what I do. France...Dude, I'm seriously busy at the moment and I don't think that even when you DO get the chance to visit me, you won't be able to cause everyone wants to hang out with the hero and I'm totally booked.

-Alfred

*ahem* Dear DAD,

No calling me Paul, and I might call you dad from now on. Might.

Ohonhon- Argh! I hate that laugh!- I still am part french, otherwise i wouldn't invent the hamburger (even though germany came up with the name), no?

Besides, Daddy France already explained to me how i was born. Hur hur, I came out of Iggy...

Its British, not American. Learn your language.

Im tied up, but Russia didn't see that i have my phone in my hand to send you this on. Ohonhonhon.

Um, ok? Just make sure that you can come fast. Oh, you came.

Paula Williams-Kirkland-Bonneyfoy-Jones

The State of Connecticut

P.S. Ok, Why did Penn tell me about a Family Reunion? Does that mean that I have to make Hamburgers?

Paul.

I. Totally. Kicked. Russia's. Ass.

That is all.

And that conversation we had after I saved you...

Don't tell anyone about it. YOU KNOW WHY.

And I don't think that I told you, but I think we're just gonna get the food at McDonalds. Don't want you to be angry for cooking burgers for everyone at the reunion. You need to be HAPPY.

Love,
Dad

Hey Dad,

I heard you were writing letters to people, and I decided to say hello! I mean, since I haven t seen you in a while, and since you re always so busy, I guess it seemed like the only way to talk to you. Not that you never try to contact me, but I dunno I feel kind of left out? W-wait, forget that last part! It doesn t even matter! Umm

So what s up with you? I was just hoping to say hi, because it s been far too long since I last saw you!

Speaking of which~

I heard from Wisconsin there was some sort of reunion being planned. Do you have any idea when that is supposed to be? I d love to come; I ll bring some Chicago-style hot dogs. I know they aren t burgers, but you d try one, right? Y know, since they re the best ones around of course!

Anyway, all this hot weather is making me exhausted, so I m gonna take a nap. I guess I m just not used to all this summer heat. Was it always so hot when I was little? *Yawn~*

G nite!

-William Jones (Illinois)

You're not left out! I've just been busy!

I've just been trying to save the world with my epic heroicness.

I have no clue when the reunion's taking place, yet. I wanted to take place on a CERTAIN day, but I guess it can't happen then. Pfft. And of course I'd try it. Food's food!

Love,
Dad

Father,

This is the State of Iowa. Why would anyone wish to cook eggs on your abs? It would be a waste of food and the thought of someone doing that bothers me greatly.

...I know that I'm not one of your more interesting states, but I would...appreciate a visit. It has been a long time since you have seen the animals. I have new baby chicks that I am having trouble naming...If you want to help that is! You do not have to come if you don't want to.

How is your enviromental work going, Father? I heard that you were having some problems, do you require assistance? N-not that you aren't capable of doing it on your own, I just thought...

I shall end this correspondance now, before I make a larger fool of myself.

With fond regards,

The State of Iowa

T.J. Jones.

P.S. ...I miss you, Father. B-but don't tell anyone! My reputation...

Don't worry. I don't think anyone would actually do it.

You've got some birds too? ...Oh. Hm. You should bring them to the reunion that we're having! You're brothers, sisters, and I can help name them.

And help would be awesome! It's heroic! !

And you're not making a fool of yourself. Hahaha! You're awesome, Iowa!

Love,
Dad

P.S. Hey! I miss ya too! But why reputation over family?

'Bout the letter to Prussia. :'D Haha~... I just put in the implied PruCan because I wanted a reason for Alfred to go gangster on Prussia. That is all. MISTAKES...probably won't be fixed.