Finn cut Rachel's last note short when he connected their lips.

He sighed into her mouth and didn't flinch when he felt her slightly defined arms wrapping around his torso. His hand carded into her short hair and he pulled her even closer, knowing for a fact that it was Rachel.

All Rachel.

Kurt leaned against Blaine and they "awwed" together.

"Should I get the camera?" Blaine asked.

Kurt looked the couple up and down, pursing his lips. "Or maybe a crow-bar..."

Kurt wrinkled his nose at the way his body and Finn looked kissing. They really wouldn't ever be a cute couple, good thing he didn't pursue that.

Finn opened his mouth wider, eyes blinking open to look at the girl he loved and not perturbed in any way of the glasz irises staring back at him. They broke apart and rested their foreheads together.

It was Rachel's voice that broke the peaceful silence. "Now I see what you mean about it being weird watching your body get kissed," Kurt joked. "Especially since Finn looked like he was trying to eat you."

"Shut up, Kurt," Rachel said, totally sedated in her boyfriend's grasp.

Finn nuzzled his head even closer to hers and lifted her chin so that she was staring at him. "I love you Rachel Berry. I think you are beautiful and I want to be with you now and forever."

And then he kissed her very sweetly.

An odd wave seemed to become tangible in the room. Kurt looked at Blaine. "Blaine?" he gasped very faintly, and his vision became blurry. He fell into Blaine and would have crumpled to the ground if Blaine hadn't caught him and carefully guided him to the floor.

"Kurt?" he heard Blaine asked, but it sounded like he was talking from another room.

Meanwhile Finn was panicking as Rachel's eyes rolled to the back of her head and she turned into dead weight again. "Rachel? Rachel? Blaine! She's not breathing!"

"Neither is Kurt!" Blaine called back, patting at his boyfriend's face and trying everything not to have a panic-attack. "Kurt, breathe! You need to breathe for me, Kurt! Don't leave me," Blaine pleaded, voice cracking and tears already streaming down his face.

"Rachel, please. Please don't go! I love you! I love you so much."

"Kurt, I love you more than the world. You can't disappear now. Please, please don't," Blaine whispered into Kurt's ear.

Both bodies were totally still and insanely pale. Another 8 seconds passed and Finn said, "Start CPR. Do you know how to do that?"

"Yeah."

They began the counts, then blew into their lover's mouths. For a minute the only sounds in the room were of Blaine and Finn trying to save their love's lives.

Blaine's arms were shaking at the start of the 5th repetition after his lips left Kurt's disturbingly unresponsive ones. "Finn, I know we should stop...but I can't. I can't give up now because I know he's not giving up now. I know he's fighting. He has to be."

Finn was crying too now. "I know. I'm thinking the same thing. Rachel, I've just fallen in love with you all over again. Come back."

"Come back to me, Kurt."

Then they both held the bodies' noses and breathed into their mouth, both stealing a kiss in desperation.

Come back to me.

Another odd shock was released through the room and color flushed back into Rachel and Kurt's figures.

"Finn?" Kurt's voice said softly.

Finn cupped the back of the boy's neck and sighed, "Rachel..." then kissed his girlfriend again.

"Finn?" Kurt's voice said around Finn's mouth. "Finn, get off of me."

"Why? I love you so much-" He pulled Rachel into another kiss.

"Finn! You dumb neanderthal, get the fuck off of me so I can go kiss my boyfriend!"

"Kurt!" Finn said, jumping back.

"Kurt!" Blaine exclaimed.

"Bleh!" Finn screamed and wiped his tongue with the back of his hand.

Blaine and Kurt wound around each other until there was no way anything could ever pass between them because of their closeness. Their lips met roughly together in a heated kiss and Kurt's blunt finger nails dug through Blaine's shirt and into his skin, but neither cared. They just needed to feel the other's body for real again.

Rachel jumped into Finn's arms and he picked up her tiny figure, pressing their lips together as well and holding her against his chest.

For a few moments they were all silent, and then they collapsed on the couch together.

"You're not going to change again are you? I'm just happy that you're alive," Blaine said, holding Kurt's hand.

"No, this is a permanent switch," Kurt and Rachel said together.

"But how do you know?" Finn asked, pulling Rachel closer to his body.

Kurt and Rachel exchanged a look. Rachel nodded towards Kurt.

Kurt took a breath, then said, "During that switch...it was like all of life's questions were suddenly answered. Everything was so clear and obvious. We were both floating in this kind of empty, but calm state, like nothing could hurt us and we could stay there forever if we wanted to. Just happy. I wanted to stay at first, because I was away from the world, away from bullying and prejudice...

"So why didn't you stay?" Finn asked, totally engrossed.

"I didn't stay...because I wanted to go back to my dad and to Blaine." Kurt squeezed Blaine's hand. "Because I love you, and I knew you'd never give up on me."

A tear rolled down Blaine's cheek and he kissed Kurt quickly before letting him continue. Rachel nuzzled her head against Finn again.

"I feel like we knew all of life's answers when we were floating in that state, but the only ones I can remember are the ones that apply to us. It's like I just know some things now. Like that this switch was definitely final. I can feel it in my bones." He looked at Rachel pointedly.

She exhaled then finished Kurt's revelations for them, "And also of why this switch happened. First of all, this switch happened because secretly, Kurt and I weren't truly accepting of ourselves, or of each other. We had to learn to love our bodies again... and to fall in love again with the ones we care about. Also, we had to learn that he and I are a lot more similar that we thought and we had to come to terms with that fact. Kurt and I kept switching back and forth momentarily because the trigger was when we accepted ourselves and when we understood intimate things about one another-"

"But what made you switch back for good?" Finn egged.

Rachel smiled and bopped him on the nose. "I'm getting to that. We didn't switch back permanently until we had accepted ourselves, and our lovers had accepted us. Finn, you are the one that switched us back. You were the key, as were you, Blaine, but Finn working past his issues is what truly set us free. Because you realized that you loved me no matter what I looked like or what body I had, you broke this curse or spell or whatever the hell this 'Hummel to Berry' situation was caused by. Thank you, Finn."

They kissed and Finn looked her in the eyes. "I know you said this is permanent, but just so you know, if anything like this ever happens again, or if you're ever hurt, or sick or god forbid something awful happens to you, I'm going to stick with you forever. Okay? Being with you is the only thing I care about anymore."

Rachel blinked back tears and nodded, throat closing up from the emotion. They kissed again.

The couples sat on the couch together in happy silence for a few minutes until Blaine spoke to Kurt.

"So...wanna go loose your virginity again?" Blaine breathed against Kurt's neck, kissing and nipping down the pale skin there.

"Seriously guys? All you can think about it sex right now?" Rachel asked incredulously. "Shouldn't we be celebrating...together?"

Kurt leaned casually against Blaine. "Rachel, I've been stuck in your body for weeks. So yes, I do want to celebrate. I want to celebrate having my body back, and more importantly, celebrate getting my dick back and I think the best way to celebrate right now is with this guy," he said, gesturing to Blaine.

"I love you."

The End.

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