"Hey America!" Prussia called out.

America looked at him annoyed. "What?" he said as he stuffed another hamburger into his mouth.

"Do you know what happens if you pull Mattie's curl?" Prussia asked as he pointed to his own head to show where the curl was.

America's eyes widened. "Wh- why do you want to know?" He yelled.

"I was wondering if it had the same effect like Feliciano's and Romano's. Then I could have a lot of fun with it." Prussia giggled to himself.

America reddened up in fury. "No, it does not!" He lied.

"Oh. What does it do then?" Prussia looked at him skeptically.

"It-"

"It what?"

"It- it makes Mattie very butch and uh yeah he gets very macho and angry and shit." America said lying through his teeth. "And if you ever pull it Mattie immediately kicks you in the crouch."

"Really?" Prussia said, believing him. "Thanks."

"Oh my god! He's going to rape Mattie!" America ran off to find Canada.

An hour later..

"Ivan.. Ivan!" Canada whimpered as the Russian kept pulling his curl.

"Oh. This is very nice, da?" Russia smiled as he pulled harder, earning him a couple of moans from the blushing Canadian.

"Matvey will become one with me, da?"

"Oui, I'm already with you but OUI!" He kept saying to his lover.

Russia then kissed Canada and had a very long make-out session with two gaping idiots peeping at them.

"I thought you said he'll kick you in the balls." Prussia whispered to America.

"I lied! So?" America kept looking the couple. "Oh no this is even worse. Mattie is with the communist bastard. I saw all the signs but I didn't want to believe it. I mean who spends a whole weekend at that guy's house and then comes home blushing and limping!"

"What you mean they've been together this entire time?" Prussia exclaimed.

"Oh my god!" America groaned as Prussia groaned "Mein Gott!"

Russia had stopped kissing the Canadian and looked behind. The pair looked up to Russia smirking at them and they promptly fainted from both the realization of Canada's taken and by who he's taken by.

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