A/N: Hello and welcome to the fantastic one year anniversary of the best fanfiction you have ever read. Germania Mania: The Fic That Will Never Die. 20 Points to anyone who gets any of these lines tattooed on their ass. The song parody is of a little jaunty called Broken by Lifehouse. Load it up. Weep. Achieve Nirvana.

Germania x (Grandpa) Rome

The sundial is great comfort

Unless it is at night

For there are no shadows

For me to tell the time

But I will be here waiting

For my one true love

And now my power's waning

You're really all I have

I'm falling apart

My empire's crumbling

Not the Colosseum

It's still standing

In your bed

There is meaning

On your head

There is weaving

So I'm brushin' out

I'm brushin' out

I'm brushin' out

I'm brushin' out your hair

The golden locks were a warning

You got inside my head

I tried my best to be guarded

But I opened my legs instead

I'm falling apart

My empire's crumbling

Not the Colosseum

It's still standing

In your bed (in your bed)

There is meaning

On your head (on your head)

There is weaving

So I'm brushin' out (I'm still brushin')

I'm brushin' out (I'm still brushin')

I'm brushin' out (I'm still brushin')

I'm brushin' out your hair

I'm suckin' on another dick

Just to taste your sauerkraut

And I'm banging on your dick today

And when I'm done cum will spray

THE END THAT'S THE FIC THAT IS THE BEST LINE IN THE FIC SORRY IF YOU WANTED THE REST OF THE SONG WE DESERVE A TROPHY FOR THAT SHIT WE DESERVE A FUCKING OSCAR, NO A TONY. A TONY FOR GERMANIA MANIA.