Oneshot :)

disclaimer: I have searched and searched through eBay and there is no Sirius black listed there so I couldn't buy him therefore I don't own him or any of the other people in the series ok?

More than forty years. Horace slughorn had taught at Hogwarts for more than forty years. In these years a few bad things had happened to him, nothing a nip of brandy couldn't fix, although Sirius Black was an entirely different case.

On that particular march morning Horace was simply enjoying the warmth that the sun bathed him in, that was, until he came to a halt barely a few steps into his fifth year potions class.

"SIRIUS BLACK WHAT IN MERLINS NAME DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" bellowed an irate slughorn to a rather shocked looking Sirius black.

"Well professor I think that I am dancing naked on snivelly's desk, why do you ask?" replied the teen with the most innocent face he could muster, which was a face that worried most of Horace's colleagues.

"I, Mr. Black would like to know why you are dancing nude on Mr. Snape's desk so would you care to start explaining this to me."

Horace Slughorn's words sent a chill through the air which everyone noticed, everyone apart from Sirius Black.

"well sir prongsie here' his left hand wavered in James' direction, " bet me that he could turn Quaffle, my owl, into a coat hanger and back but I bet he couldn't. So because I lost I had to dance naked on the front desk of my first class and to be honest sir I'm just grateful it wasn't Minnie's class.

"But most of the desks at the front are free, why choose Mr Snape's?" Fragment (consider revising) positively growing redder with rage by the minute.

"Oh that just made it more fun, sir." Fragment (consider revising)

"A WEEK OF DETENTION MR. BLACK and put some clothes on, you have ten minutes Mr. Lupin go with him we all know he cant be trusted."

And with that professor slughorn went into the store room, rooted around a bit and found a bottle of whiskey and took a rather large sip, this was about as close as he would get to calming the problem with Mr. Black.