okay well since i'm feeling deprived of smut from my hetalia story this story will mainly be SMUT and LEMONS that is my warning to you all! please enjoy my sick fantasies of black butler!

Alois: she owns nothing

ciel:. . . .she has a sick twisted brain run now while you still can!

me: -.-

There was a word for what Alois was and it was bored, Completely and utterly bored.

"Claude!" he yelled having to wait only a few seconds before his butler was standing in front of him in all his glory.

"Get me the phone" Alois said

"Yes your majesty" he said flashing away and was back in a minute flat holding the item in question. He picked it up and put in the number he knew by heart, it rang twice

"Hello Phantomhive residence Sebastian speaking" his smooth voice purred threw the phone making Alois shiver.

"Oh bassy hi! Is Ciel home?" Claude could practically see Sebastian flinch at the unwanted nickname

"Give me a moment" he said Claude and Alois turned there heads to the stairs where a girl with dog ears and a tail come bounding down the stairs to sit on the floor doggy style in front of Alois he removed his shoe and patted her head with his foot as he talked to Ciel he seamed to be begging from the tone of his voice. His face formed a scowl for about 5 minutes until his face broke into a beautiful grin.

"I knew you'd come see you soon" he said sensually. " And don't forget to bring your butler and his yummy red eyed niece to play"

He hung up and the dog-girl looked back at Claude to show him she was rolling her eyes. The smirk that appeared on his face disappeared just as quickly remaining his butler composer. Alois bent over to retrieve his shoe, and threw it across the room the girl-dog ran after it on all fours (something she was still getting used to) And retrieved the shoe he stuck his foot out and the girl put it on his foot and sat in front of him ever obedient.

"Good candy your getting better on all fours," she didn't answer him she just kept looking at him smiling. Alois played with his pet until there was a knock on his front door. Candy walked behind Claude curious as to who was at the door. Claude opened the door to revile Ciel and Sebastian, next to Sebastian was a middle height teenage girl who looked a lot like Sebastian. Apparently candy recognized her because she started to run circles around her as soon as she walked into the House.

"Candy" the girl, said looking down, she woofed once and panted at her sitting in front of her she looked back at Alois pleadingly and he waved a hand at her. She stood up and hugged the girl

"Katonya!" she yelled then let go of her

"What are you doing here?" she asked

" I happily work for his majesty now" she said a gleam in her eye

"Excuse me" Sebastian said distaste in his voice "but aren't you a reaper?"

Candy nodded "Alois allows me to take off for work" she smiled at the boy in question

"So are you ready to play a game?" she didn't wait for an answer, she scampered (and I do mean scampered) over to Claude Ciel could see that her skirt ha a whole in it for her tail she was a full bread golden retriever, and a reaper what a mix. Sebastian groaned

"What is it?" Ciel asked but Sebastian never had to answer

"Oh bassy" they heard a familiar voice yell from upstairs. Ciel groaned and looked up to see Grell come down the stairs in his nightclothes, which apparently consisted of a red nightdress, frilly with straps and... no underwear. Ciel, Sebastian, and katonya shivered

"Would you please put something on," Sebastian said threw clenched teeth as he watched Grell "ehm" swing slowly down the steps

"Meh" he said and continued down the steps to hug candy

"Another reaper?" katonya said. Ciel opened his mouth to answer but was cut off by the sound of Pluto their demon dog. He ran in and jumped onto Sebastian. Candy's head turned to the side and she scampered over to Pluto who Sebastian had dropped onto the floor.

"...Why is he naked?" she asked sitting in front of him, he sniffed her and then pushed her over with a happy yelp. Candy made some puppy noises of her own and they started to wrestle as Grell started singing "lady and the tramp" after a minute everyone decided to ignore them.

"So where did trancy go" Ciel said looking around at the moment he said that Alois came up behind katonya and crossed his arms around her waist and pelvic trusted extremely hard lifting her off the ground. Causing her to scream in absolute terror and disappeared from his grip.

"I'm sorry Ciel" she said shaking "but I have no wish to be molested by that little slut!"

Alois just stuck his tongue out and crossed his arms behind his back. She virtually disappeared as she ran out the front door. Everyone finally settled down after a few minutes, Alois stood in front of everyone

"Okay everyone were going to play the big O" some of the people knew what it meant because Grell and candy shouted in delight while Claude groaned.

"Your majesty I must protest" he said looking at Ciel, Sebastian, and Pluto "they do not know how the game works and-"

"They shall figure it out as the game goes by, as usual candy will be the official score keeper" "and how long will it last" candy asked sounding official

"About a week"

"What!" Ciel yelled, "What kind of games last a week"

"Games fit for a king Ciel" Alois smirked "you will stay in my house for a week and play with me"

"Nonsense I will do no such thing, come Sebastian" he turned to leave and heard Alois laugh

"There's no way to get out Ciel I had Claude, candy, and Grell assure that there is no possible way out of the house" he smirked

"So" Grell smirked "are the butlers fair game?" he asked looking at Sebastian "because I would love to score a point on bassy" he winked and Sebastian's right eye twitched

"Just a thought" he said "but what does the winner get?"

"Whatever they want from all the losers," candy answered, "say you won right? Well we would all have to do whatever you say for as long as the game lasted, so a week"

Sebastian nodded. Ciel gave Sebastian an exasperated look

"Your not serious"

"Well young master I don't see why not, it seams the only way to leave is to play the game"

"Well how are we supposed play this big O without knowing the rules?" Ciel asked Alois

" It's simple candy said walking over to Ciel swishing her hips "who ever gets the most orgasms out of everyone in the house" she bent over slightly so she was talking against his lips "wins" she whispered

ciel: -.- oh your clever

Alois: aww ciel-kun your so cute when you pout! ~glomp~

me: ~takes pictures~

okay so now that i have all the details (mostly) finished we can get on with the smut! you see that button down there? you should click it and see what it does =)