This is the first chapter, I hope you like it :)
I don't own Harry Potter or AVPM. They belong to JKRowling and Team Starkid respectively. Also, hopefully I got them all in character. It's hard to go from AVPM!characters to normal characters.
"Woaaahhhh," A curly-haired, bespectacled boy yelled as he suddenly flew out of the sky into an office. A woman with mostly grey hair and sharp eyes looked up quickly and pulled out her wand.
"Who are you?" she demanded.
"Harry Potter," replied the boy as he got to his feet.
Shocked, the woman's wand dropped a little before she caught herself. "That's not possible. You look nothing like Mr Potter."
The boy paid no attention as he looked around the office. "Hey, you don't have a picture of Headmaster Zefron up! You know, I'm his biggest fan."
"Zefron? Who is this?"
"You don't know who Zefron is? He is only the most awesomnest, the most brilliant, most supermegafoxyawesomehot person in the entire world. And I'm his biggest fan," the boy's face which had been shocked suddenly transformed into a proud and smug face. "Anyways, who are you?"
"Professor McGonagall, headmistress of Hogwarts," Professor McGonagall replied, still looking weary of the boy.
"Never heard of you," he said before the portrait of Albus Dumbledore spoke.
"My dear McGonagall, don't worry so much. I have brought young Mr Potter here. No reason why, I just thought Harry and Mr Potter would like to meet each other. Mr Potter is from an alternative universe, but his world is very similar to Harry's."
Professor McGonagall looked shocked as she looked up. "Professor Dumbledore? Do you think this is wise?"
"Of course. Nothing bad could happen," he replied.
"Uh hello? Did you guys forget I was here?"
"No my dear boy, of course not. What do you think of meeting a different version of you, and all his friends?" Dumbledore said to Harry.
"Woahhh cool. No problem," Harry smiled.
Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger were sitting in the lounge room of Harry and Ginny's house. They had just come back from the hospital after seeing Victoire, Bill and Fleur's new baby girl. It was a year after Harry had defeated Voldemort and he had finally started living truly happily.
Suddenly they heard a crack outside and then a knock on the door.
Ginny went to answer the door and the others heard her say "Professor McGonagall! How nice to see you, come in."
"There's no need to call me professor anymore Ginny," Professor McGonagall said as she walked into the lounge room. "Ah, Ron, Hermione, you're here too. Good."
"Nice to see you Pro- Minerva," Hermione said smiling.
"You too Hermione. Harry- where is Teddy today?"
"At his grandma's. We went to see Victoire," Harry replied.
"Good. Now I'm sure you are wondering why I'm here. It seems that Professor Dumbledore has somehow brought an alternative universe version of yourself to my office. I'm not sure how, and he only said that he did it because he thought that you would 'like to meet each other'."
"Oh Prof- Minerva, do you think that's wise?" Hermione asked.
"Professor Dumbledore said it was fine," Minerva replied. "How do you feel about meeting in my office tomorrow morning? You can just floo in. Now I have to go talk to a few others. "
"That sounds fine. Goodbye Minerva." Harry said as she left.
"Woah this seems pretty weird," Ron said.
"I know mate. This is just about the weirdest thing I've ever heard," Harry agreed.
"Even weirder than the time-turner incident?" Hermione asked.
"Much."
Hermione and Ron said goodnight to the others and disapparated. Harry, feeling very weird, hugged Ginny and they went to bed.
Harry flooed into Professor McGonagall's office to face Draco Malfoy, Professor McGonagall and an unknown man. The man was rather short, even shorter than Harry, had a lightning bolt scar and incredibly curly black hair.
Harry and Draco exchanged nods but before they could talk Ginny flooed in quickly followed by Ron and Hermione.
"Wow Hermione! His hair is even curlier than yours!" Ron said immediately.
"Careful, or you'll be sleeping on the couch," Hermione said back quickly.
"Hello Professor Dumbledore," Ginny said quickly to diffuse the tension.
"Hello Ginevra, how are you?" he asked her.
"I'm good sir."
"That's good. Well Professor McGonagall, why don't you tell them my idea?"
Professor McGonagall agreed and began speaking. "Professor Dumbledore has had the idea of the two Harry Potters meeting. We have decided to look through the crucial parts of this Harry's life with a pensieve. If you wouldn't mind Mr Potter would you please put you thoughts into the pensieve and we will continue. Are there any questions?"
"Yes actually," Draco Malfoy put in, "I know that I am incredibly important, but why am I here?" Despite the comment, Draco Malfoy was close to becoming friends with Harry.
"Ah I can help with this one," Dumbledore said. "You see, I thought you might like to watch. That's all really."
"Now that that's cleared up, I have some bad news. I am unable to go and Professor Dumbledore also said to me earlier that it would be impossible for the alternative universe Harry-" here she pointed to the curly haired man "-to go either. I'm sorry for this, but Mr Potter if you would like you can accompany me."
Harry agreed and they left the room.
After the door closed Harry walked over the pensieve, said "let's go", and put his face down in the liquid, straight away being sucked in. The others followed, choosing to only put their hands in instead of faces.
The office was now empty, and Albus Dumbledore's portrait definitely looked happy.
The five men and women landed in room. It was nearly completely dark, just one spotlight shining on the boy in the middle. It was Harry. He was sitting on a suitcase and there was a piano playing. He looked up and brushed the hair off of his face.
He crossed his arms, looked around and then suddenly he started singing.
HARRY: Underneath these stairs I hear the snares and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
Shocked, the five individuals couldn't say anything.
HARRY: Can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never ever give me what I want.
"Oh stop being dramatic Potter," Draco said. They might be getting along, but they didn't like each other that much. Yet.
HARRY: I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet Drive. Can't take these stupid muggles, but despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive.
"That certainly is true," Hermione put in.
"It is," Ginny agreed. "More importantly, can you really sing like this?" she said amazed.
"Trust me Gin; you do not want to hear Harry singing in the shower, he's horrible!" Ron put in.
HARRY: I'm sick of summer and this waiting around.
"Well that's certainly how I was at the end of fourth year," Harry put in.
HARRY: Man its September and I'm skipping this town. Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now.
He suddenly stood up and started singing with more passion.
HARRY: I gotta get back to Hogwarts, I gotta get back to school, I gotta get myself to Hogwarts where everybody knows I'm cool
"Wow, stuck up much Potter?"
"Hey, I am NOT like this in real life, okay."
HARRY: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
The Harry singing grabbed his belly and looked a bit like Ron when he was hungry, so really, he looked like Ron all the time.
HARRY: It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts; I think I'm going back.
Harry grabbed his suitcase and moved it around a bit before sitting back down on it.
HARRY: I'll see my friends gonna laugh til we cry, take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky. No way this year anyone's gonna die
"Really Harry, you had to tempt fate?" Hermione asked.
HARRY: and it's gonna be Totally Awesome! I'll cast some spells with the flick of my wand
Here Harry took out a long piece of wood and began twirling it.
HARRY: Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on. And do it all with my best friend Ron, cause together we're Totally Awesome.
"You really like saying 'Totally Awesome' don't you Harry?" Ginny asked him.
"Hey, don't blame me! It's a different universes Harry. We're clearly very different," Harry defended himself.
Suddenly a red-haired came in through a door.
RON: Yeah and it's gonna be Totally Awesome.
"Oh not you too!" Hermione exclaimed.
RON: Did someone say Ron Weasley? Woo!
"No, you just heard your name so of course no one said it," Draco said sarcastically.
Harry and Ron hugged on screen and greeted each other.
HARRY: What's up buddy?
RON: Hey! Sorry it took me so long to get here I had to go get some… floo powder. But ahh… we gotta get going, come on get your trunk, let's go.
HARRY: Where're we going?
RON: To Diagon Alley of course.
HARRY: Cool!
RON: Come on!
BOTH: FLOO POWDER POWER! FLOO POWDER POWER! FLOO POWDER POWER! FLOO POWDER POWER!
"That's not how you use the Floo network," Draco said disgustingly. How could this even be real?
RON: It's been so long but we're going back. Don't go for work, don't go there for class.
"Ron. You should be more responsible," Hermione of course said this.
"This isn't me though!" Ron protested.
"Oh you know you're like this in real life."
HARRY: As long as we're together
RON: Gonna kick some ass
BOTH: And it's gonna be Totally Awesome!
"Now you have a sign for it?" Ginny said as they made a really weird hand gesture.
BOTH: This year we'll take everybody by storm. Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorms.
Hermione gave Harry and Ron disapproving looks as a girl with very large hair came up behind them.
HERMIONE: But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class if we want to pass our OWLs.
RON: God Hermione, why do you have to be such a buzz kill?
HERMIONE: Because, guys, school's not all about having fun. We need to study hard if we want to be good witches and wizards.
Hermione nodded in agreement, while Harry, Ron and Ginny looked at each other shocked.
HERMIONE: I may be frumpy but I'm super smart. Check out my grades, they're A's for a start. What I lack in looks well I make up in heart and well guys that's Totally Awesome.
"Oh no, not you too Hermione!" Ginny said.
HERMIONE: This year I plan, to study a lot.
"Wow, that's a surprise," Ron said under his breath to Harry.
RON: That would be cool if you were actually hot.
"Ron! How could you?" Hermione said, hurt.
Ginny glared at Ron and chucked ball of paper at him.
"Hey, Hermione, I'm sorry. It's not me. I don't really think that," Ron tried to make it up to her. Draco just stood smirking.
HARRY: Hey Ron, c'mon, we're the only friends that she's got.
"That is not true!" Ginny said adamantly. "She's got me and Neville, and Luna, and many more"
HARRY: And that's cool.
HERMIONE: And that's Totally Awesome.
"How am I okay with this? And why am I saying 'Totally Awesome'!" Hermione said frustrated.
ALL: Yeah it's so cool, and it's Totally Awesome! We're sick of summer and this waiting around. It's like we're sitting in the lost and found. Don't take no sorcery for anyone to see how. Gotta get back to Hogwarts! Gotta get back to school! Gotta get back to Hogwarts, where everything is magic-cooooool!
"Wow. Couldn't you three think of something else other than 'cool' to rhyme with school?" Draco Malfoy drawled.
"Well you do better then," Harry challenged.
"Okay then. Tool, pool, wool, fool, bull, uhh… rule"
"…damn."
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts, it's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think we're going back.
GINNY: RON! You were supposed to take me to Madam Makin's and use those sickles mum gave you for my robe fitting.
"Okay, that is NOTHING like me. Don't you laugh Ronald Weasley!" Ginny gave Ron the practiced Weasley glare.
HARRY: Uhh... who's this?
RON: Ah this is stupid little dumb sister Ginny.
"RON! You asked for it!" Ginny said as she reached for her wand.
"Woah, woah, woah. It's not me! I swear, I would never say that about you."
"You better not!"
RON: She's a freshman
"What's a freshman?" Draco asked.
"It's a level of schooling in America," Hermione answered. "I'm not sure which level though, because I'm not used to American schools."
RON: Ginny this is Harry. Harry Potter, its Harry Potter.
GINNY: Oh… You're Harry Potter. You're the boy who lived!
"Dammit I hate when people call me that," Harry complained.
HARRY: Yeah, and you're Ginny.
GINNY: Oh, it's Ginevra.
"WHAT! I hate that name! Why would I ever say that?" Ginny said horrified.
HARRY: Cool. Ginny's fine.
RON: Stupid sister!
"What the heck is that Ron? And you added on that stupid gesture at the end," Hermione said.
GINNY: Oww.
RON: Don't crowd the famous friend.
HERMIONE: Hey, do you guys hear music or something?
HARRY: Music? What are you talking about?
RON: Yeah someone's coming.
THREE GIRLS: Cho Chang, Domo arigato, Cho Chang. Gung hoy fat chow Chang happy, happy new year Cho Chang.
"Oh wow. That is definitely not dancing I've ever seen before. Woah," Draco put in.
GINNY: Woah. Who's that?
HARRY: Oh… that's Cho Chang.
RON: That's the girl Harry's been like totally in love with since freshman year.
HERMION: Yeah but he won't say anything.
RON: Well yeah, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot.
"Seriously, Weasley? Who taught you that? No wonder it took you ages to get with Granger."
GINNY: Um… Konichiwa Cho Chang. It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley.
LAVENDER: Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!
"Wait… what? Last time I checked Cho Chang was definitely Asian," Hermione put in.
RON: That's Lavender Brown. Racist Sister!
"Lavender Brown?" Everyone shouted.
CHO: It's all right. I'm Cho Chang y'all.
"Wow. So in the alternative universe Lavender Brown is Asian, and Cho Chang sounds like she's from Texas, America. Good to know," Harry put in.
HARRY: She is totally perfect.
RON: Yeah too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory, though huh.
They all had a silent moment in memory.
HARRY: What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory? What is that? Who is that guy?
CEDRIC: Cho Chang. I am so in love with Cho Chang. From Bang Koc to Ding Dang. I'll sing my love aloud to Cho Channnnnng!
"Wow! He's a good singer as well," Ginny said.
HARRY: I hate that guy. I hate him.
"What? No I don't!"
RON: So are we going to get those robes or not?
GINNY: Okay alright, I'm going.
RON: Gosh, sister!
GOYLE: Present your arm, nerd!
They all burst out laughing.
"Oh my god! That voice!" Ron said.
"Who is that? Only a slytherin would be like that. And I know Crabbe and Goyle are almost too dumb to speak so it couldn't be them," Draco Malfoy said.
NEVILLE: Wh-wha-what?
GOYLE: Indian Burn Hex!
"That's not a spell!"
NEVILLE: Ahhh
RON: Aww… Crabbe and Goyle.
"Wait… what? That's Crabbe and Goyle? No way," Draco said in surprise.
HARRY: Hey.
GINNY: Are you okay?
HARRY: Why don't you lea-leave Neville Longbottom alone, huh?
GOYLE: Well, well, well. If it isn't Harry Potter. You think all because you're famous you can boss everyone around!
"That's absolutely craziness. I never boss people around."
HARRY: No I just don't think it's cool for guys of your size to pick on guys like Neville. Come on.
GOYLE: Well you know what I think? I think glasses are for nerds. BREAK!
"They… they broke my glasses. Okay then…"
HARRY: Ohh.. oh.
GOYLE: We hate nerds.
CRABBE: And girls.
"That… would explain a lot. Especially when we were all on the Quidditch team together… oh god," Draco said.
HARRY: Oh. Oh my glasses.
RON: Well you asked for it. You don't mess with Harry Potter, he beat the dark lord when he was a baby.
"Thanks Ron," Harry said smiling.
"No problem buddy."
HERMIONE: All right, everyone just calm down. Occulous Reparo.
HARRY: Woah cool!
HERMIONE: Now let's leave these big baby childish jerks alone.
HARRY: Yeah, yeah… let's get out of here.
DRACO: Did someone say Draco Malfoy?
"What? Is… that supposed to be me? No way! That hair is horrendous! It looks fake. Did I lose my hair somehow and replace it with a really bad wig? I can't believe it!"
RON: What do you want Draco?
DRACO: Crabbe. Goyle. Be a pair of turtledoves and go pay for my robe fittings.
"Wait, wait, wait. Did I just say 'be a pair of turtledoves'? What am I on about?"
DRACO: So Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts, are you? Maybe this year you'll wise up and hang out with a higher calibre of wizards.
HARRY: Hey listen Malfoy. Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world. I wouldn't trade them for anything.
"Really, Ron? Did you have to push me out of the hug?"
DRACO: Have it your way. Wait! Don't tell me. Red hair, hand me down clothes and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley.
"HEY! Weasleys do NOT have stupid complexions. And if we did, then you could hardly talk could you, Pasty Malfoy?" said Ron.
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah you heard me!"
RON: Oh my god, lay off Malfoy. She may be a pain in the arse okay, but she's my pain in the arse.
"Wow, Ron, that's really nice of you… I think?"
MALFOY: Well isn't this cute! It's like a little loser family! Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs.
"Hey, it has not!" Harry yelled.
MALFOY: Luckily next year… I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!
Harry, Ron and Ginny burst out laughing, Hermione gave a small smile and Draco looked furious with his other self.
MALFOY: This year you bet, gonna get out of here. The reign of Malfoy is coming near.
"Hah! You wish Malfoy!" Ron put in.
MALFOY: I'll have the greatest wizard career
"Yeah… no."
MALFOY: And it's gonna be Totally Awesome!
"Now you're doing it Malfoy? Am I the only one who won't?" Ginny asked.
MALFOY: Look out for the dawn of the day, where everyone will do whatever I say! And Potter won't be in my way, then I'll be the one that is Totally Awesome!
GOYLE: Yeah you'll be the one that is Totally Awesome!
After everyone stopped laughing Ginny was able to say, "I guess I am the only one not to say it. Even Goyle is saying it..."
TRAIN: WHOO OOO!
HERMIONE: Guys come on! We're gonna miss the train.
EVERYONE: Who knows how fast this year's gonna go. Hand me a glass; let the Butterbeer flow.
HARRY: Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho!
RON: Oh no, that'd be way too awesome!
"Really, Ron? Thanks for your support," Harry said.
EVERYONE: We're back to learn everything that we can, it's great to come back to where we began, and here we are! And Alakazam, here we go this is Totally Awesome!
"Really. Literally everyone is going to say it? Fine. This musical version of our lives so far looks to be Totally Awesome," Ginny said.
EVERYONE: Come on and teach us everything you know, the summer's over and we're itching to go.
NEVILLE: I think we're ready for, Albus Dumbledore!
EVERYONE: Aaahhhhhhhhh.
DUMBLEDORE: Welcooooooooooooooooooooooome all of you to Hogwarts!
"Oh wow! It that how their Dumbledore acts? Actually it's not far of ours," Harry said.
DUMBLEDORE: I welcome you to school! Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we've got a hidden swimming pool.
"Woah do we really?" Ron asked.
"Well, I guess if you count the prefects bathrooms…" Hermione said.
DUMBLEDORE: Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts. Welcome hotties, nerds and tooooools! Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts, I'd like to go over just a couple of rules.
"Well Dumbledore used just about all the rhyming words that you did Malfoy," Ron said.
DUMBLEDORE: My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am headmaster at Hogwarts. You can all call me… Dumbledore. Suppose you could also call me Albus if you want a detention. I'm just kidding, I'll expel you if you call me Albus.
"Okay, maybe he's a bit weirder than ours…"
EVERYONE: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts. To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I want and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts. Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends.
GRYFFINDORS: To Gryffindors!
Ron and Harry let out hoots.
HUFFLEPUFFS: Hufflepuffs!
RAVENCLAWS: Ravenclaws!
SLYTHERINS: Slytherins!
"Oh god, Goyle's voice is HILARIOUS," Ginny said.
ALL: Back to the place where our story begins at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!
DUMBLEDORE: I'm sorry, what's its name?
"Is he serious?" Hermione asked.
ALL: Hogwarts! Hogwarts!
DUMBLEDORE: I didn't hear you kids!
"Okay, he's got to be joking. There's no way he didn't hear them."
ALL: Hogwarts! Hogwarts!
HARRY: Man I'm glad I'm back.
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