Sissy X and Super Lolo!

By Neoraichu

This story is based on Johnny Test.

It only seems fair that Sissy seems to be the only friend of Johnny who never got mutant powers. Okay, maybe Jillian never got mutant powers either.

...

At the headquarters of Wacko Toys, Wacko hatches YET ANOTHER plot to destroy Johnny X.

"I, Wacko, have hatched yet another plan to DESTROY JOHNNY X!" screamed Wacko.

The secretary leaned close, and said "The announcer just said that, sir."

"YES, BUT I HAD A DIFFERENT EMPHASIS ON THE WORDS!"

"Yes sir."

"BEGIN THE CONSTRUCTION PROCESS!"

…

Johnny was watching TV with Dukey when an important new bulletin flashed across the screen.

"Hank Anchorman here," said Hank Anchorman, "and downtown Porkbelly once again face total destruction as the hands of Wacko. Does anyone really know why he pulls this crap and still stays running a dangerous toy company?" In the background was the skyscrapers of Porkbelly, and they were mostly covered in a sticky pink goo like really sloppy already been chewed (ABC) gum. Many people were stuck in the goo, while the rest ran around in a panic.

"This looks like a job for Johnny X and Soooooper Dukey!" shouted Johnny.

"Again?" asked Dukey.

"To the lab!"

…

With his usual battery of mutant powers and riding on Super Dukey, he flew towards downtown Porkbelly. A giant flying saucer floated over the ever gummier cityscape.

"So that's Wacko's mad machine this time, eh Super Dukey?"

"That's what it looks like," sighed Dukey. "You know there's a trap set just for us, right?"

"I would be disappointed if there wasn't, super fuzzy buddy of mine."

...

"Oh no," shouted Mary watching the plasma screen TV down in the lab, "Johnny X and Dukey have been captured by Wacko!"

"Who can we get to help this time?" asked Susan.

Checking her PDA, Mary sighed, "Most of our friends are on summer vacation. Even Bumper, Gil next door and Eugene."

"You mean Bling-Bling Boy?"

"What ever."

"Who's left?"

"Sissy Blakely."

"She says she hates Johnny. Will she even help him?"

"You know what they say about two people who object too much."

"Right, I get you."

"We better go over to her house, get her and sneak her in the lab. It's better if Mom and Dad don't know."

"Right. What they don't know won't hurt us."

…

"This may be hard to hear, Sissy" said Mary, "but our little brother has been captured by Wacko. We need to give you mutant powers so you can save him."

"Why me?" asked Sissy, "I can barely tolerate that jerk."

"You said you hated him before."

"What ever."

"Because," said Susan, "All of Johnny's usual friends we mutated last time are away on summer vacation and we can't reach them."

"Last time?" asked Sissy.

"Yeah, Johnny X was captured by the Evil Johnny Stopping Force Five," said Mary, "so we mutated ourselves, Bling-Bling Boy, Gil, Bumper, and Dukey to save him."

"You mutated Johnny's dog?"

"Dukey was bred for intelligence," said Susan, "haven't you heard of Krypto the Super Dog?"

"Duh. He's an alien dog from another planet."

"Never mind," said Mary, "that's not important right now. We have to save Johnny and Dukey."

"Will you mutate Missy too?"

"No, we don't think the process will work on a pink labradoodle. We're sending a super powered monkey with you instead. Meet Lolo the Super Monkey, " said Susan as she pointed to the cage containing Lolo in the corner of the lab.

"Is Lolo a girl chimp?"

"Yes. Does that matter?"

"It does to me," said Sissy.

"Are you giving yourselves mutant powers too?"

"We had a lab accident. Our genes can't be mutated for a month."

Sissy replied, "Okay then, bring on the mutations!"

"Okay," said Mary, "we've developed a menu of mutant super powers on this touch screen over here. Just touch the powers you want and then step into that little steel booth over there."

"I take it you've done this before?"

"Oh, lots of times. Mainly to Johnny."

Sissy mused over the screen. So many choices.

"Where's Fire Breathing?" she asked.

"Oh, that's the Flaming Power Poots."

"That sounds gross."

"It is, but Johnny loves that power."

"It figures."

She began touching buttons down the screen in alphabetical order for no particular reason: Eye Beams, Flying Power, Hypersensitive Smell, Ice Breath, Invulnerability, Sonic Scream, Static Shock Touch, Super Hearing, Super Speed, Super Stamina, Super Strength, Telescopic Vision, X-Ray Vision.

"Wow," said Susan.

"I might as well go the whole nine yards."

"Get her in the booth while I fill up the Element Z tank," said Mary.

"Element Z?"

"'Element X' and 'Element Y' were already taken. Darn you, Professor Utonium."

"Whatever," said Sissy as she climbed in.

Susan and Mary began turning dials and pushing buttons. "Wait," asked Mary, "did Sissy choose a Super Costume?"

"I have no idea."

Whir whir spin spin. The chamber stops and Sissy jumps out butt naked. She's taller, and definitely more curvy in the Power Girl/Wonder Woman sort of way.

"Back in the chamber," the sisters yelled together, "you forgot the Super Costume!"

Sissy yelps and jumps back in the chamber.

Mary whispers to Susan, "Damn she was hot. Maybe we should try those settings some time. That would certainly get the attention of Gil next door."

"Gil," they sighed together.

"The settings have already been recorded, but don't tell Sissy."

"My lips are sealed."

"Just pick a costume for her, there's no controls in there."

"I'll go with something red and gold. I think those are her best colors."

Sissy jumps out in a red and gold version of Supergirl's costume, but this the woman's gender sign and an S in the middle of it. "Ah," she shrieked, "a micro-mini skirt? How sexist is that? Every creep in town will look up there when I fly overhead!"

"I didn't think of that," admitted Mary.

"Just get in the chamber and we'll find something more modest."

Sissy jumped back in the chamber. After another whir whir spin spin, she jumps out in a one piece swimsuit with knew high red boots and red elbow length gloves all trimmed in gold with a red tiara with a little red lightning bolt in the center.

"Seriously?" said Sissy, "Is this a swimsuit competition? Why am I showing so much skin?"

"JOHNNY!" the girls screamed. There was no answer of course. "I think Johnny reprogrammed all of the female costume choices," explained Mary.

"We'll have to program the costume manually," said Susan.

"Just tell us what you want."

Sissy mused for a moment. "Start with a tight fitting full body jump suit, ruby red in color. No flapping capes and NO MICRO-MINI SKIRTS. Use the symbol on the first costume, but make it gold this time. Make it bulletproof and super durable, cause I don't want to be naked again after the first super blast. I also want gold elbow length gloves, gold knee length booths, and tight fitting gold shorts. I also want gold reflective covers over my eyes that are polarized against glare and ultraviolet rays, like ray ban sunglasses, but also bulletproof."

"Why tight fitting?"

"Duh. Flight? Super Speed?"

"Good point," said Mary.

"What about a gold tank top?" asked Susan.

"Okay, put it under the symbol," replied Missy.

"Got it. Anything else?"

"Leave an opening in the mask for my mouth and my nostrils."

"Right. Hope back in the chamber."

Sissy hops back in the chamber. Spin spin whir whir. Jumps out.

"I am awesome!"

"You are now =dramatic pause= SISSY X!"