I just got an iPod and I'm discovering the wonders of it, along with the Gods :D
BTW, I didn't do an iPhone because…well because I don't know how it works lol
(Since I'm new to this whole 'App' thing, please give me suggestions!)
Angry Birds
Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Sleek, shiny, and super…awesome. He's also downloaded one of the most popular apps: Angry Birds! Unfortunately for him, the other gods have been stealing his iPod to play this strangely addicting game…
Zeus:
Stupid swine! Ugh! These birds lack aim! I can't believe these creatures dare to fly in my skies! How did I miss? I AM ZEUS, LORD OF THE SKY AND I NEVER MISS! Well…okay maybe once I was aiming to blast Hades's Death Spawn, Nick or something and I missed but he shadow-traveled! That's totally cheating! I MISSED AGAIN! UGH!
Blasts screen with Lightning Bolt.
There. That should do it. Wait…why isn't it turning on?...How do I explain this to Hermes? Darn it…
Poseidon:
I love this game! I do this for fun in my underwater realm, except I use fishes and dolphins! I hate these land and sky creatures. Sea animals FTW! PEW! PEW! PEW! DIE PIGS DIE. HAHAHA JUST BEAT ZEUS'S HIGH SCORE…Wait, how does Athena have the highest score?
Hades:
Why aren't these idiot pigs not dying? Why are they green? I MISSED! When I get them, I will make sure that their souls are tortured for eternity. These birds are of Brother Zeus's realm. That's why they always miss! If I could use…say hellhounds or skeletons, there is no way I could lose!
Hera:
Now I know why Zeus isn't spending time with me. I thought he had run away with a mortal woman or a dryad but it turns out he was spending time with this infernal shiny device.
Jealous
I WILL DESTROY ALL COMPETITION! HERA-KARATE-CHOP!
HA! NOW MY LITTLE ZEUSY WILL HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Uh…Hermes? Your iPod? Sorry.
Athena:
This is a waste of time.
5minutes later…
What? No I wasn't playing. I was…enriching my mind.
10 minutes later…
Seriously, I wasn't playing. I was observing the technology. Ingenious little mortals.
15 minutes later…
HIGH SCORE! Um…I was just reading something.
2 hours later…
YES! LEVEL 340984 DEFEATED!
Artemis:
These blasted birds! Even my brother Apollo has better aim than you! Go kill those pigs! Men are pigs! BLAST THEM TO PIECES!
Apollo:
God of Arrows here,
I totally rock this game,
I am so awesome.
Ares:
If only I had this during the Trojan War…They would have definitely forgotten about that lady, Helen, and would have fought over something that really matters…YES! NEW HIGH SCORE!
Aphrodite:
I'm so pretty! What? No, this isn't a gaming device. It's a mirror. Both sides work! Why does it say "iPod" on the back? It totally covers my view of my perfect nose! Ugh!
Hephaestus:
No! The mortals are catching up to me! I could definitely build something better, if only this game wasn't so addicting…I'll get back to work…in…a few…hours.
Dionysus:
Zeus banned me from wine. But I think I've found something even better. WHAT NOW? XD
Hestia:
I can't play because every time I bring the shiny device near the fireplace, it melts :'(
What did you think? My favorite was Apollo! XD Any suggestions? Review! :)