Alright, this is a little one-shot I made starring Yuno Gasai, the poster girl for yandere and homicidal tendencies. This shows how Yuno spends her days off. This ought to be very, very interesting...

Yuno's Day Off

"Kufufu, I wonder what Yuki is doing~" Yuno said, sitting down on her bed, smiling. She held up her phone, and opened it.

June 21, 02:10

Yuki is masturbating to a picture of Rei Kumomo. That's bad! Yuno must punish her!

"How terrible…" Yuno said, frowning, picking up her knife, skipping out of her house and down the street. She looked up Rei Kumomo's address, and entered her house.

"What are you doing here?" One of the models' guards exclaimed.

Without a word, Yuno sliced right through the mans' neck, killing him instantly. She continued to slaughter her way through the house, until she arrived on the model.

"Wh-what are you doing?" The model asked, shaking.

"I'm sorry, but you need to die." Yuno said, shoving the knife into the models' head.

Yuno headed back to her house, when her phone began beeping.

"Ooh, what's he doing?" Yuno asked eagerly, pulling out her phone.

June 21, 06:50

Yuki is being followed by a creepy old man as he goes for an early breakfast. He might be a stalker or a pedophile!

"So, he wants to go near my Yuki, does he…?" Yuno asked, frowning. She headed out to the store, following Yuki and the child molester at a distance. Just as he was about to strike, Yuki covered his mouth with her hand and drove a knife up into his back.

After hacking up and burying the pedophile, Yuki checked her phone once more.

June 21, 09:00

Yuki is flirting with a waitress at a café he stopped off at. This waitress is trying to take away Yuki!

Yuno, enraged, closed her phone and ran off to the café Yuki was in.

Yuno entered, and looked around for the waitress. After Yuki left, she waited for the waitress to go off duty. She headed out to the back alley and picked up a baseball bat, bashing in the waitress' skull, causing her to fall to the ground, dead.

Yuno mashed up the remains a bit more for good measure, and snuck out after Yuki.

"Kufufu… Yuki, I'll never let you be taken away from me…" Yuno said, smiling.

And this is how Yuno makes Yuki's life safer every single day~

Yuno: Exactly~!

Yuki: I am so scared right now…

And so, Yuki and Yuno lived happily ever after.