DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OURAN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

Being a parent is a complicated thing, anyone will tell you that. It's hard trying to find out what's best for them, what wouldn't be best for them, making sure they grow up happy, but still able to understand right from wrong. Even if you have two different people helping to raise the kids, it can still be well, weird for some. They can have some of the same ideas about parenting, but at the same time, still clash with the other about what's best for their child. And that's just usually two dealing with one child. Imagine if there three parents having to deal with two babies at one time.

Haruhi Fujioka and Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin could.

It seemed so long ago that the three had been found out both Hikaru and Kaoru had gotten Haruhi pregnant with twins, fathered by both of them. It certainly hadn't been the easiest of nine month for any of them. Between tabloid scandals, jealous co-workers, and a close call by Hikaru and Kaoru not making it for the birth, it was safe to say neither of them was really interested in having to deal with again. Except for one thing, the two beautiful babies they had gotten in the end, their little girl Hisano and their son Mitsu. These two special babies had quickly become the most wonderful things in their lives and now the three were ready to watch them grow up.

"I'm home," Haruhi called out as she walking into the house.

"Oh hello and welcome home Haruhi," said Kaoru's assistant Kai walking up to her.

"Hi Kai how are you?" asked Haruhi.

"Just fine," said Kai.

"What are you doing home, is Kaoru home too?" asked Haruhi.

"Not yet," said Kai, "Both Lei and I were called to come home because apparently…,"

"I Said I'm Going To Do It!" a voice suddenly shouted out of nowhere!

"What the?" asked Haruhi.

"No I Said I'm Going To Do It!" shouted another voice.

"That's what's going on," said Kai, "It most of the maids are fighting over the duties with the babies. They're fighting and arguing over everything from taking care of the laundry to changing the babies' diapers."

"Oh dear god!" said Haruhi as she hurried upstairs towards the babies' rooms where she saw at least five maids fighting over what looked like a bag of dirt clothes.

"What is going on here?" she shouted.

The maid all quickly stopped fighting and all stood side by side politely at attention.

"Hello and welcome home Mistress," they all said.

"Hi," said Haruhi, "Care to tell me what is going on here?"

"Uh well you see," said the first maid

"The thing is there," said the second

"Was a little dispute," said the third

"About who should do," said the fourth.

"The little ones' laundry," said the fifth.

"A little dispute?" said Haruhi, "You were all punching and kicking each other! Two of you have black eyes, one of you has a busted lip, and I think one of you has a swollen jaw, What the hell has gotten into all of you?"

"I think I know," said Kai walking up behind Haruhi, "I'd like to think that each of our maids are really wanting to be the one put in charge of taking care of your two beautiful babies so they along with most of the other maids have been trying to prove they are the best choice they for the task."

"What?" asked Haruhi looking over at the maids who all looked embarrassed, "Oh my god, so you guys were all fighting over who got to take care of the babies? That is so petty and stupid don't you think?"

"Yes ma'am," said the maids looking down ashamed.

Haruhi sighed.

"Look why don't you all go take like a half hour brake and cool down a bit all right, none of you are in trouble," said Haruhi.

"Thank you mistress," said the maids.

"Uh but what about the laundry?" asked one of the maids.

"Don't worry just give it to me I'll make sure it's taken care of," said Kai.

The maids all bowed their heads and walked off.

Haruhi rubbed her face moaning.

"This is ridicules!" she said.

"I agree fully which it why I wanted to ask if you'd consider looking for a nanny again?" asked Kai.

"You think so?" asked Haruhi.

"I'd like to think it would help matters," said Kai, "If we had one person whose sole duty is to take care of the children then hopefully it would stop the maids from fighting."

"If you say so," said Haruhi, "I just don't want to come home to something like that again! I'm just glad it didn't wake them!"

She quickly ran to her children's rooms to check on them. Both lay in their cribs sleeping comfortably and peacefully.

"Maybe it would make me feel better if they were with a nanny," she said as she stood in Hisano's room looking at her, "I still feel nervous leaving them with all of the maids and butlers all day while Hikaru, Kaoru and I are at work."

Just then she heard Mitsu crying from his room across the hall.

"Yeah it's about that time," said Haruhi as she quickly ran back over to Mitsu's room.

"Oh there, there sweet heart its okay," said Haruhi as she picked him up and carried him over to the rocking chair to feed him.

"There, that's good huh?" said Haruhi as nursed him, "I guess that is another thing to worry about, if the maids are all fighting over you, they may not get a chance to feed you like they're suppose to! That's scares me!"

Haruhi just stayed there for a little bit longer, enjoying the peacefulness she seem only to be able to enjoy when she was feeding her babies.

"There we go, good job honey," said Haruhi once she was done feeding Mitsu and burped him, "You're my big boy aren't you?"

"Well thanks Haruhi," said Hikaru suddenly appearing behind her wrapping his arms around her.

"Hi Hikaru, when did you get home?" asked Haruhi.

"Just now," said Hikaru, "Lei and I were in a meeting and after we got out, she saw she had gotten some sort of phone call about some of the staff fighting and well, I naturally wanted to come home and make sure the twins were okay."

"They're fine, but you're right about the twins fighting, I caught at least five fighting over who should take care of the twins' laundry!" said Haruhi.

Hikaru laughed.

"They're that comparative huh?" he said.

"Glad you seem to enjoy it," said Haruhi, right as they both heard Hisano crying from her room.

"I'd better go feed her," said Haruhi as she quickly ran over to Hisano's room.

Hikaru looked down at Mitsu who had fallen back asleep.

"Just barley a month old and all ready you're a ladies man huh, I'm so proud of you son," he said giving his son a little kiss on the cheek and walking over to Hisano's room where Haruhi was all ready feeding her, smiling. She looked up at Hikaru as he came and sat down next to her.

"Kai told me we should reconsider getting a nanny so that the maids won't fight anymore," she said.

"It probably couldn't hurt, there were a few good choices when we first did the interviews," said Hikaru.

"Yeah I guess you're right," said Haruhi, "I'm just torn about leaving the kids with someone, I still feel a little weird leaving everyday and just letting your servants looking after them."

"I understand, you're a commoner and they're too use to doing things for themselves," said Hikaru.

"Thanks I guess," said Haruhi as she picked up Hisano and burped her.

"Oh good job honey," she said putting Hisano back into her crib.

"I can't believe they're one month all ready, it seems like we just had them not too long ago," said Haruhi rubbing Hisano's cheek.

"I know, makes me nervous that they're going to grow up soon and then we're going to start fighting off any boy coming near Hisano," said Hikaru as he and Haruhi walked out of the room.

"A boy came near Hisano?" asked Kaoru walking down the hallway towards them.

"No," said Haruhi.

"Good, she's too little to have boys chasing her around," said before giving Haruhi a quick kiss on the cheek.

"Hey by the way why do some of the maids look like they've been in some sort of fight?" asked Kaoru.

"Because they were," said Haruhi, "Apparently they've been fighting over who should be watching the babies all day while we're at work."

"Ah, so that's why Kai left early. Well maybe we need to have to reconsider getting a nanny again?" asked Kaoru.

"Yes, yes, Kai all ready told me!" said Haruhi. The twins laughed.

"I just, I just still feel weird about nannies, just as weird as I do when leaving the twins with all of the staff all right? They're my kids and I should be taking care of them!"

"We know," said Hikaru.

"We just have to make sure that the nanny is just the right person for them," said Kaoru.

"If it means any thing, we're cautious about hiring one too," said Hikaru.

"We only want the best for our babies," said Kaoru.

"Hmm, well just go ahead and let your assistants set another set of interviews and we'll try this all again," said Haruhi.

"Will do," said Lei and Kai standing a few feet away from them.

"Thank you, you two," said Haruhi, trying to shake off the uneasiness she was feeling about all of this.