This Kingdom Hearts version of the Hangover presents a brand new way to read. While the story is something of its own, I believe that reading this fanfiction with music adds to the entertainment factor. Throughout the story, the scene transitions, and at the start of every scene transition, I recommend a song for you to play. While it is your own choice what song you play when, we believe that certain songs go along with the story and add to the story, just as movies with music add to the movie and make it more enjoyable. You can use this time when the song is playing to go check your facebook and whatnot, or you can begin reading the next scene in the fanfiction.

It is completely at your own discretion.
If you would like to get the tracks organized and ready to play in your iTunes or WMP before beginning to read, at the beginning of each chapter we list the songs before each scene transition. So you can gather the songs and get them ready to play and hit play as soon as we say to hit it.

Thank you so much for your patience while reading this, and please remember the Selective Music program is completely at your own discretion.

Chapter 1 Track Listing
Check It Out by Nicki Minaj
Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
Alligator Sky By Owl City
Take It Off By The Black Eyed Peas
Price Tag By Jessie J
Take You Down By Shy Talkers
Blow (Cirkut Remix) By Ke$ha

Pre-Author Notes: I just want to say that this story is going to be an epic crossover between the World of Kingdom Hearts and the concept of The Hangover. While none of the characters from The Hangover will be present, (which is why I didn't publish it in the "Crossover" section) you will notice a lot of the characters to be acting in a similar fashion to a respective character from The Hangover universe. I hope you enjoy the first Chapter to a five chapter adventure.

A "Charmed Killers" Production.

"Kairi. I got some bad news... We fucked up."

A Kingdom Hearts Crossover.

"Oh my goodness, Riku. Where the fuck are you guys?"

Brought To You By The Author of OPEN.

"I really don't think we're gonna be able to make the wedding… We lost Axel…"

.The Hangover.

There ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees.
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.

Written by Tremax.

I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good.

Original Characters Created by Jon Lucas, Scott Moore, & Tetsuya Nomura

THREE DAYS EARLIER

The scene opens in a house, Roxas is walking around packing up all of his bags as Namine walks into the bedroom.

"Did you grab everything? Are you sure? I'm worried that you're going to get there and realize you didn't grab everything because you always under-pack and then I feel bad and I get upset when you tell me over the…" Roxas cuts her off.

"Baby. I have everything." He kisses her forehead and smiles. She smiles back warily and presses up against him, wrapping her arms around him in a tight embrace.

"I just don't want you to not have fun because you're forgetting something, y'know?"

He smiles and hugs her back, a full foot over her head.

"Sweetheart. I'm fine, I have everything, I promise."

He walks into the bathroom and turns on the water and begins to wash his face off.

"So where are you guys going anyway?"

Roxas spits out some water that gets in his mouth and then turns off the sink.

"Twilight City."

Namine looks worried, and then nods.

"The place near Twilight Town? I hear it's really nice. But… I also hear that it's dangerous. You have to be careful. If you aren't. Oh God Roxas I don't know what'd I do if you ever…"

"Baby. Baby. I'll be fine. Shut up."

Namine looked genuinely hurt and then nodded.

"I was just…" Roxas put a finger to her mouth.

"Shhhhh. Shut up."

A car pulled up outside, a man opened the door and stepped out, he had silver hair and he had sunglasses on and a business suit.

He shut his door and turned sideways, "Ow!" He said, in a mock Michael Jackson fashion.

Riku fixed the collar on his shirt and walked up to the front door. He knocked three times fast and then looked around the garden out front.

"Damn. This faggot is whipped."

Roxas opened the door and smiled, "Riku."

"Hey faggot." He ripped a rose off the bush near him, and then pointed it at him.
"Did you plant all of these?"

Roxas grabbed the flower and shut the door behind him, stepping outside onto the porch.

"Look jerk, my girlfriend wanted them planted in the front yard and I planted them. If you weren't so mean to your wife, maybe you would know how that is."

"Blah blah blah. Shut the fuck up."

Riku pushed Roxas aside and opened the door to the house, stepping inside.

"Yo Namine! It's Riku!"

Namine called back from the bathroom, "Hey!" as Roxas came inside and shut the door behind them, Riku turned and looked at Roxas.

"So, tell me, are you ready to go?"

Roxas nodded, "Just about. Namine is really scared that we're going to the city, last night she was comparing it to that city from the Ansem fable, Las Vegas. She was saying a lot of people go wild there and never come home. They have all kinds of drive-thru weddings and bars and strip clubs. She's really worried that we're going to get in trouble."

Riku had fallen asleep standing up.

"Riku?"

He woke up dramatically and wiped off his face.

"Oh, sorry, you bored me to fucking sleep. I know what the fuck is in the city."

Namine walks up carrying Roxas' bag with obvious trouble since she appears to be dragging it along the floor, Roxas' back is facing her and Riku sees this.

"Christ."

Riku walks over to Namine and grabs the bag, Roxas turns around to face the two.

"Oh, sorry baby! Thanks Riku, I didn't see…"

He's cut off as Riku throws the heavy bag at him and he falls to the floor, Namine screams out.

"Get up faggot we gotta hit the road."

Riku steps over him and opens the door.

"Bye Namine. It was nice seeing you."

Namine was currently busy pulling the bag off of Roxas, and Riku grunts.

"Damn it. Pansy ass."

Riku grabs the bag and pulls it off of Roxas, then pulls Roxas up.

"I swear we're gonna make a man of you yet Roxanne."

Roxas is wiping his shirt off, blushing hard.

"I fucking hate you!"

Riku is already out the door. Roxas walks after him, but then turns around and kisses Namine first.

"Bye baby."

"Be safe!"

Riku screams from the car,

"If he can't even pick up his own luggage we might have a problem!"

"Shut the hell up Riku!"

"Oh pick me a rose pansy!"

Play song: Check It Out by Nicki Minaj
Scene Transition

"BOOM goes the dynamite snitches!"

Sora screams into his gaming headset and begins to do a dance. He eats some of his Doritos and then picks his controller back up, "Yeah. Yeah!"

He begins to play some more, focusing hard on the game and making noises as he plays.

"YEAH! Yeah!"

Sora jumps as someone knocks on his door and then stands up, but his cord for his headset isn't long enough and it pulls him back down.

"Ouch. Who is it!"

"It's your father!"

The voice of Xehanort was heavy and Sora sighed.

"Go away! I'm masturbating!"

"I've got ice cream!"

Sora jumped up and ran to the door, opening it quickly, "Gimme!"

Xehanort stood there empty-handed, and Sora's face immediately dropped.

"It's a sin to lie father."

Xehanort nodded.

"Look. Larxene is getting married next weekend, and I want you to be on your very best behavior at the wedding, are we clear?"

"Yeah. Whatevs. Look I'm playing Sonic, can this wait?"

"Now, by best behavior I mean absolutely no talking about sex, drugs, penis, whores, or any of the usual things that you talk about. All of that has to wait until after the ceremony."

Sora looks deep in thought.

"Father. Has anyone ever told you that you look very similar to that guy…"

"What guy?"

"The one that's always annoying me."

Sora shuts the door on Xehanort's face and slides down the door and onto the floor where he continues to game. His father knocks again.

"Sora. You turn 28 in two weeks, it's time you started acting that way!"

"It's time you went to the hospital for a checkup; I think your voice gives people tumors because you're giving me a migraine!"

Xehanort sighs. "Axel is going to be coming by with his friends later. You need to be on your best behavior at dinner tonight too, no need to scare the poor boy away."

"Don't worry, her vagina will do that." Sora laughs uncontrollably and Xehanort walks away.

Play song: Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
Scene Transition

Sora is sitting at the table looking mildly uncomfortable in his turtleneck when he looks over at Larxene who is sitting to his left.

"You know. This is bullpoo. I shouldn't have to wear clothes like this for you. You should be paying me to go through this."

"Shut up Sora. This is enough pain without you adding onto it."

"Oh sure, blame me, Mr. Innocent."

He mumbles 'Harlet' as the doorbell rings, and then Larxene quickly gets up to open the door to the house. Axel, Riku, Roxas, and Kairi are all present.

Axel kisses Larxene and she smiles at everyone standing behind him, her smile wavers when she sees Roxas without Namine.

"Where's your girlfriend?"

Roxas smiles. "Oh. It's the True Blood premiere tonight. She didn't want to come."

Axel chuckles, "He wasn't supposed to tell you the truth. Namine says she's sick."

Larxene laughs and then hugs Axel.

"To be honest if I had known it came on tonight I wouldn't have come myself."

Kairi smiles, "Too bad you live here!"

They all share a laugh as Xehanort walks up behind them.

"You guys gonna let all my air conditioning out or would you actually like to come inside?"

Everyone laughs again and shuffles into the house, Xehanort shuts the door behind them and then follows them into the dining room.

Everybody takes a seat and has smiles on their faces, excluding Sora who looks his absolute worse, as he pulls at his turtleneck. He exclaims loudly:

"Mother, I am absolutely livid."

Sora's mother, Aqua, looks at him.

"Honey please. Don't do this right now."

"NO MOTHER, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS SHIRT IS CHAFFING MY NECK AND THESE NEW BOXER BRIEFS ARE CHAFFING MY…"

"SORA! Enough. Now. Your mother asked you to stop."

Sora replies in a mocking tone, "Sora, enough, now, your mother asked you to stop."

Xehanort takes a seat and says no more, Axel taps his spoon on the wine glass, clears his throat, and then stands up.

"I would like to make a quick toast."

Xehanort smiles, the red fading out of his cheeks. Axel continues,

"I would like to thank you Mr. and Mrs. Reinhart, for letting your daughter…"

Sora clears his throat loudly. Axel goes forth again,

"And Sora, I would like to thank all of you for letting me marry the lovely woman that is your sister. I also want to thank my two best friends, Riku and Roxas, for coming and taking part in my very special evening with my bride-to-be and her family. I would also like to say when we go to Twilight City next week, we're gonna have fun. And we know how crazy Twilight Town was, so if the city is the next step, then God help our souls."

Roxas whispers to Riku,

"I'm kind of glad I didn't bring Namine, she would have flipped after hearing that."

"I bet."

Axel is continuing in the background.

"I want to wish good tidings to us at our bachelor party, and I hope that the ever so watchful eye of The Crimson King stays away from us through this time. A toast, to us!"

Everyone says "Cheers" and people begin to clink glasses, Sora on the other hand just drinks his, slightly pissed that he wasn't invited to the bachelor party.

He gets up from the table and looks at everyone.

"Excuse me, I have to take the little African kids to the pool."

He then dismisses himself and walks away.

Xehanort smiles and says, "Well, with that, it's time to eat."

They begin to eat their dinner and everyone has a good time, nobody but Larxene noticed that Sora had never come back to the table. The boys joke around and the girls joke around together, but halfway through the dinner Larxene decides to go check on her little brother.

She leaves the table and walks down the hallway to his bedroom, considering the bathroom door was open and no smell was emitting from it, her best guess says that he lied to get away.

"Sora…"

She says, knocking on the door.

"No. There is no Sora here. Only Apoop."

"Sora. Come on buddy."

"Like I said, unless you are willing to TAKE APOOP, THEN YOU NEED TO BACK THE HECK UP."

"Just tell me what's wrong and I'll leave you alone."

Sora opens the door to his bedroom and looks her in the eyes.

"I should have been invited to hang with them. For as long as I've known them they've never invited me to do anything with them. It's not fair."

"You act like a child sometimes… I guess they treat you like one…"

"Darn it Larxene. I don't want pity. I want a chance to prove that I'm a big boy."

Larxene begins to speak but she's cut off.

"Hang on. I forgot to take my Flintstone's vitamin."

He reaches to the cupboard next to the door, pulls out a jar and then opens it, then he throws three of the vitamins in the mouth.

"Have you taken yours today? It's the gummy kind."

Larxene nods. "This is what I mean Sora. This. Kid stuff."

"This isn't kid stuff! Vitamins are good for you! They're a great source of… Vitamins!"

"Sora. You need to stop this."

"Never! Vitamins are healthy and being healthy takes responsibility! I am being more of an adult by taking my vitamins!"

"Sora. You need to grow up. For me."

Larxene turns around and walks back to the dining room, she sits back down next to Axel and when he asks where she went she tells him everything.

"I think you should take him with you."

"Absolutely not. Absolutely not."

"Please. For me."

This entire time they've been whispering, but Roxas leans over and asks about what they're talking about.

"Absolutely not. Not happening. He'd ruin everything Larxene. He's a monster!"

"He's my brother."

Axel punches Roxas in the stomach with the hand closest to him and Roxas grunts in pain.

"Is there a problem?"

Xehanort says from his spot opposite from Axel.

"No. Not at all. Sir. Just having a healthy debate."

"May I ask about the subject? I use to be a Master Debater."

Riku chuckles and sips at his wine. Kairi laughs too and then slaps Riku's knee.

"Was something I said funny?"

"No father. Nothing you said was funny."

Xehanort turns to face the voice of Sora, Sora is wearing a full black suit and he has black sunglasses on. He takes his seat next to his mother and sits up straight.

"What the fuck-"

Kairi jabs Riku in the stomach and he grunts.

Roxas looks over at the two of them as Larxene speaks.

"What are you doing Sora?"

"Showing you that I can be mature."

Riku chuckles, "This is mature?"

Kairi jabs him again. He keels over.

"Sora. You don't have to prove anything to me."

Axel looks like he's contemplating something, and speaks softly.

"Sora… how would you like to come with us to Twilight City?"

This causes a unanimous "WHAT?" from everyone else at the table, and as Aqua faints, Sora smiles and says,

"Sure, why not?"

Play Song: Alligator Sky by Owl City
Scene Transition

THE NEXT MORNING

"You ready to get going?"

Riku is standing with Axel, who's drinking a beer and looking out of the window into the garden. Sora is outside sitting there alone, and his father is working on a car nearby.

"Soon Riku. I'm not too sure about all of this anymore."

"Yeah. You're bringing a god damn child with us to our BACHELOR PARTY."

"He's like 30."

"Says who? I won't believe it until I see some damn ID."

"Shut up Riku. You're making this worse."

Axel leaves the room and heads outside, Xehanort is wiping the windshield on his car off and smiles as Axel gets closer.

"Oh good. I'm glad I got to see you before you head out. I have something for you."

Xehanort walks around the car and Axel follows him into the garage, he pulls the tarp off of the car sitting in front of them and presents Axel with a beautiful 1969 Mercedes-Benz Cabriolet.

"Sir! It's beautiful."

"Yup. And I want you to bring it with you on your trip."

Axel looks confused and then speaks timidly,

"Sir… We have to take a space shuttle to get to the planet..."

"Oh shit. I forgot."

He pulls the tarp he discarded back on top of the car and smiles.

"To hell with that then, I'm keeping it."

"Oh… well thanks for the thought sir."

"Not a problem, I'll ensure that a limo is ready to take you around when you get to the city."

"Sounds great sir."

"Please, call me Tay-Tay."

Axel chuckles and then notes the complete seriousness on Xehanort's face.

"Oh. Alright Tay."

"It's Tay-Tay. But look…"

He softly grabs Axel's arm and points towards where Sora is sitting, drawing in the sand by the side of the house using a stick.

"Go easy on him tonight. No drinking, no gambling, nothing too serious. He's still a child at heart. I mean, he can have a drink or two, but use precaution, this is going to be the longest he's left my wife and I since he dropped out of high school."

"Sir, you don't have to worry. Your son is safe with us, I swear."

"I believe you… Son."

He pats Axel on the arm, smiles, and then continues,

"And remember, what happens in Twilight…"

"Will be forgotten by midnight… gotcha sir."

"Unless you get raped. In which case your ass may hurt for weeks.

Axel nods, looks absolutely terrified, and then walks away.

Song: Take It Off By The Black Eyed Peas
Scene Transition

The boys are on the road by now, heading to the spaceport. Axel is driving and Roxas and Riku occupy the backseat. Sora is in the passenger seat. They are in Axel's convertible Mercedes.

"You know Axel, you might not want to get trapped in a relationship. Marriage is a pain in the ass. Kairi and I fight about everything."

Sora laughs. "Yeah, that's why I've managed to stay single so long."

Roxas sneers. "Is that the reason?"

"Yeah!"

Axel shakes his head and continues to focus on the road, ignoring the prodding and teasing coming from his friends in the backseat of his car.

The radio host speaks quietly in the background,

"And now Utada's brand NEW hit single, Sanctuary!"

Sora turns the radio up.

"HECK YEAH! This is my scheibe!"

Sora begins to dance and sing with the music.

"In you and I there's a new land, angel's in flight, wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I, my sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah, where fears and lies melt away, Music inside, wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I, What's left of me what's left of me now"

"So gay." Roxas says.

"Not even right." Riku adds.

Axel looks in the rearview mirror at the two and smiles.

"I like this song."

"Of course you do." Riku laughs and then smiles at Roxas, who returns the smile warmly.

"How much longer until we reach the ship Axe?"

Axel scoffs. "I hate when you call me that. It should only be a few more minutes."

"Good. I'm so sick of New Haven. Not even Destiny Islands is the same anymore." Riku responds.

The boys pull up to Haven International Airport and park in the circular garage, they don't really take long to find parking and eventually they are all out of the car getting their luggage out of the back.

"Guys. I need help." Sora is having trouble getting his suitcase out of the truck.

"You're right. Step one is realizing it." Riku says and walks over to the car to help Sora get his suitcase out of it. He pulls it out with an obvious hard time.

"Son of a bitch Sora. What did you pack?"

"Just the necessities. Clothes. Dirty Mags. Some drugs, you know prescription and coke; oh and I brought some-"

Axel cuts him off, "Did you just say coke?"

"Among other things. My razor. I brought some condoms."

Roxas scoffs, "A razor! You're lucky for the hair on your head!"

Riku laughs as Axel's gaping mouth moves for a second, "I'm still trying to get over the coke."

Sora continues, "I also brought…" He digs in his bag and pulls out a small firearm.

"WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK SORA YOU'RE IN A SPACEPORT PARKING GARAGE!" Axel grabs the gun and shoves it back in Sora's bag. Then thinks better of it and puts it in the car.

"Leave that here." He reaches in the bag and takes out the coke. "And that."
He looks back in the bag and takes out a lot of other items, "And all of this."

"Let's go crazy."

They walk towards the spaceport, Roxas and Riku laughing as they trail behind.

Sora walks into the spaceport carrying his briefcase. He looks back at his friends smiling.

"You guys want to see something funny?"

Axel replies quickly, "NO!"

Sora turns around, and to the known song by Ke$ha he begins to sing loudly swinging the briefcase in the air.

"THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOWWWWWWWWWWWW."

Riku and Roxas suddenly looked as if they had been punched in the stomach, as Axel runs up and tackles Sora down.

Security guards approach, guns at the ready.

"Whoa whoa whoa. He was messing around." Axel says.

"PRAISE ALLAH!"

"SORA!"

Play Song: Price Tag By Jessie J
Scene Transition

"I can't believe they almost suspended our flying licenses." Sora whispered as the ship landed in the Twilight City Station.

"I'm surprised they even let your dumb ass on the ship." Riku scoffed, pulling his luggage out of the overhead carriers.

"Alright guys. Let's just get to the hotel so we can unpack and then head down to the party on Casino Avenue. They're waiting for us." Axel said as they walked into the spaceport, exiting the ship.

Sora walks over to the baggage claim and begins to grab all the bags and pull them onto the floor, even the bags that don't belong to his friends.

"Oh my God. What is he doing?" Roxas says, standing at a distance with the guys.

"Nope not ours. Nope not ours."

Sora is pulling all the bags off and throwing them aside as bystanders look at him in shock.

Axel runs up and grabs his arm, pulling him aside.

"Guys get the bags, we'll meet you at the front with the rental car."

After a long period of time, the boys finally pull up to the Excalibur Resorts Hotel, and walk up to the lady at the front desk. Sora of course is the first one to talk.

"Hi. I'm Doctor Fitzpatrick, I ordered a suite online."

The lady at the desk looked confused and then typed in the name onto the computer, after something popped up she looked at it and then shrugged and passed the key to Sora.

"I'm going to need to see some ID."

"You're about to see some shut the heck up."

Sora smiled and nodded as the boys stood behind him.

"Come on best friends."

He flips his hair and begins walking towards the elevator, not looking back at the confused front desk lady the hotel had just hired.

"How did you do that?"

Roxas says as they get in the elevator.

"Magic."

Play Song: Take You Down By Shy Talkers
Scene Transition

The night was just beginning to peek around the corner as the sun began to go down on the day life.

Sora was combing his hair, getting ready for the big night.

Roxas was eating a sandwich, his suit open at the front.

Riku was looking out the window of the Master Bedroom, as Axel got dressed behind him.

"Marriage… are you sure you're ready for this?"

"Absolutely Riku. I love Larxene. I'm prepared to commit."

"Yeah but what if you meet some beautiful chick here and decide she's better for you?"

"It won't happen. I love my fiancé."

Riku scoffs and leaves the room.

The boys all meet in the living room when they're done, the room itself having a humongous glass window overlooking the city.

Sora walks over to them carrying a huge bottle of alcohol.

"We should take some shots before we head out to party."

"Finally! He has a good idea!" Roxas says.

"Before we drink, I wanted to read something that I prepared."

Roxas throws his hands up and sits down on the couch.

"Go ahead buddy." Axel says, pointing his shot glass at Sora enthusiastically.

"Uhm. Okay. Haha. Uhm. Well. How about that flight in? I've heard of rough rides, but I didn't know they only happened when 'Rough Riders' were on board. Haha. Uhm. I was really ex-excited when you guys said I could come on our little adventure. And now here we are with our SHOTS."

He holds his shot glass up.

"Shots! Shots! Shots! Haha. I sound like an overenthusiastic doctor. Uhm. I wanted to thank all of you for letting me come with you, and now I propose a toast to blood brothers-"

He pulls out a knife.

"WHOA!"

"To friendship."

He cuts along his hand and then smiles at them, Axel grabs the knife.

"You're fucking crazy." Riku says. "But something I do want to say guys, is that no matter what happens tonight. It stays between us forever. Meaning even if Axel here gets fresh with some girl…"

"Which won't happen-"

"It stays a secret. Understood?" Everyone nods and Sora holds onto his hand in agony.

Riku slaps his arm. "Calm down. It looks like a paper cut."

"Those are the worst kind. Maybe if I make it a bit bigger it won't hurt as much." He says trying to reach for the knife from Axel who passes it to Roxas who jumps up and throws it to the other side of the room.

"Can we just take the shots! I'm not too fond of dying tonight."

"Agreed" Axel takes off the cap to the alcohol, not realizing how easily it came off as he poured enough into each shot glass.

Play Song: Blow (Cirkut Remix) By Ke$ha

"Here's to a night we'll never forget." Roxas says.

Riku laughs. "And a night we'll never remember."

"And a night where paper cuts will burn." Sora whines.

"Here's to friendship." Axel laughs, as they drink down the alcohol and the night begins.

End of Chapter One.