[A/N: And without further adieu, I give you; The Drunken Escapades of Mysterio and Electro!]

Master Planner grinned sadistically as the faces of his teammates appeared on the big screen in the Sinister Six's secret base. "This is for invading my privacy! An eye for an eye is merciful, considering what I could have done..."

Onscreen, Electro and Mysterio were sitting across from each other at the Big Sky, both drunk as Hell at around nine at night...

Electro waved his arm around clumsily, trying to illustrate a point. "Y-Ya see, we NEED the Spider freak...'Cause we, like, would be just freaks without him...instead of...wait, what?"

Mysterio was toying with a napkin. "I don't know..."

Electro slammed the table. "YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME! YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY MOM!"

Mysterio stared at him for a moment...before taking off his helmet and bursting out crying. Electro blinked. "Wha...did I do something, or do you have something in your eye? Oh my God...You have a face under that helmet! Did you even KNOW that?"

Beck didn't look up, instead simply staying quiet. Electro poked him lightly, causing him to snap like an angry turtle, "Don't touch me!"

Electro pouted. "Geez...Um, okay...Wait, I have an idea. Y-Y'see that thing over there, on the stage?"

"The karaoke machine?"

"Yeah!" Electro laughed. "We should...Okay, w-we should go...and sing there. Just, just don't hold back, and sing like the birds."

Mysterio stared at him for a moment, before declaring, "Genius."

Three Torturous Hours of KISS, Queen and Journey Songs Later...

Electro and Mysterio were pointing at each other dramatically, screeching the song from Robot Unicorn Attack at the top of their respective lungs. "HOLD ON, TO THE NIIIIGHT! THERE WILL BEEEE NOOO SHAAAAME! ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOH LOVE!"

Offscreen, both men were mortified. "My god, the yaoi shippers are going to have a field day with this..."

Mysterio groaned, face beet red under his fishbowl. Doctor Octopus smiled. "And this is why you don't fuck with me."

[A/N: I hope you enjoyed this part, and I apologize if it didn't meet your expectations for a good Drunken Fic. If you have any suggestions for future weirdness, please post it along with your comment. And remember, only YOU can prevent forest fire-Oh, crap, wrong message...Um, well...Thanks! Kaylee out.]