Third person
Alfred was pacing back and forth at home. "Aw damn it! How the hell am I supposed to bring up what I saw? 'Hey Mattie, I saw you masturbating to me today. I love you too!' What the hell!"
He started to pout, "Well, at least my boner's going away, finally." He heaved a sigh of relief. "I'll just bring it up nonchalantly! Yeah! That'll work."
Meanwhile while Al was thinking, Mattie was fast walking back home. "I'm going to finally open up to Al! I just hope he feels the same way."
He had a huge grin on his face, as if nothing was wrong in the world. But then his smile dropped suddenly. 'What if he doesn't feel the same way? What if he hates me? Maybe I shouldn't do this...' He thought.
He approached his front step of his house. He reached for the doorknob, 'It's now or never...' He thought. And at the same time, Alfred had said, "This is it! It's now or never! I can do this! I'm the hero after all!"
Matthew opened the door and walked into the house. "Hey Al," He said quietly.
"Sup Mattie," He frowned slightly, "What's wrong? Did that commie bastard do something to you?" He jumped up from the couch.
"No Al! I keep telling you there's nothing wrong with him. Stop being so judgmental you idiot." Alfred started to pout again. Matthew sighed.
"I have something to tell you,"
"I have something to tell you," They both said at the same time. They looked a little shocked.
'Does Al feel the same way I do?' Matthew thought.
'Does Mattie know I saw what he did?' Alfred thought.
Then, Alfred finally said, "You go first. It must be important or something." Matthew blushed a little. "No, you can go." Alfred raised an eyebrow. "Okay then, how about we say what we have to say at the same time?"
Matthew's heart started to beat faster. 'He's about to confess! This is exciting!' "Okay, 1, 2, 3."
"I love you so much! More than I should! I know you're my brother but I can't hold it in any longer!"
"Today, I came home to hear you masturbating in your room! So I peeked inside to watch only to find out you were doing it to me!"
There was a silence. The both of them looked dumbstruck. "W-what did you say?" Matthew managed to choke out. He felt tears well up in his eyes.
Alfred looked ashamed. "Well, I came home today and heard strange noises coming from the back. I saw that the lights in your bedroom were on and went to see why..."
"So you just stand there and watch? You had no right to!" Matthew looked furious. His face was turning red. Alfred had never seen him like this before. "I'm so sorry bro. I had to tell you at one point."
"I pour my heart out onto you and tell me this? Why would you spy on me? This was in the privacy of my room!"
Alfred looked down, "I said I was sorry Mattie!" Matthew started to cry, "No! I...I hate you!" he screamed. He ran out the door crying. He didn't know where he was going, but he knew he just couldn't stay there.
"Fuck! Mattie, wait!" Alfred sprung up from the couch and ran after him. 'Crap! I had a feeling this wouldn't end well.'