Hello people of FanFiction! So this idea came to me when I was reading a Demigod High school story like three months ago. You know in the ones where Percy and the Demigods attend a regular school. I was thinking about the Gods, did they ever have to learn anything? Did they ever have to go to school? What would happen if they did go to a normal school? And so this idea was born. Please read and review I'll post the next chapter tomorrow if you guys like it! Thanks for reading.

Summary: When Zeus realizes that his immortal family isn't going to stop acting like immature little kids, he decides to take matters into his own hands…by turning them all into teenagers! Now all the Olympians, and Hades, (minus Dionysus) are going to be living like mortal teens. That includes going to a mortal school which just happens to be Goode. Nico, Percy, and Thalia also go to Goode. Artemis is going to find out that not all girls are nice and sweet victims of the world. Zeus might just get a taste of his own medicine (courtesy of Hera) and The Big Three are going to be spending some quality time with their kids. And are Percy Thalia and Nico ever going to find out the truth about the new teens? What'll happen if the Olympians end up in Camp Half Blood?

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Pairings: Zeus/Hera. Nico/Thalia. Percy/Annabeth. Ares/Aphrodite. Maybe Athena and Poseidon if you guys want it.

Disclaimer: I do not and will never own Percy Jackson and the Olympians!

The annual Spring Solstice meeting wasn't going well. Actually that was the understatement of the century. The meeting was going terrible; the Olympians weren't even doing what they were supposed to be. The Gods had gathered to discuss some problems that had been left after the huge battle against Kronos. The Olympians decided that instead of enduring long and boring talks about things that 'hardly concerned them', they should be arguing with each other. Now let's take a look at what exactly is so important, that they had to absolutely disregard the purpose of the Solstice. Shall we?

"I saw you Zeus! So do not say that you were not flirting with that slut. Gods you are such a man whore! Sometimes I really regret my decision of marrying you! Not that I had much of a choice really!" Hera screeched at her husband. The Queen of the Heavens was really furious, her brown hair was wild and she had angry red spots on her cheekbones. Zeus felt guilty, but the guilt was quickly replaced by anger.

"Hera, I was not flirting with them, they just asked me for my autograph that's all." He said in a seemingly innocent voice. Hera's temper flared once again "And you just had to sign their chests didn't you? I did not know that that was where an autograph was given." Her tone was icy and Zeus knew that he was going to have to make it up to her and quick.

Hera missed the manic gleam that was in Zeus's eyes and as she opened her mouth to ask her husband for an explanation, Zeus took the opportunity to shut her up with a kiss. She struggled against his lips but Zeus had her trapped in his arms. After a moment of trying to fight him off she resigned herself and kissed him back. They continued with their make out session while their relatives caused chaos around them.

Demeter and Hades were at it again. Although this time instead of arguing about Persephone, they were actually arguing about Hades' son. Nico di Angelo.

"…I'm telling you Hades that boy needs to eat more cereal! He needs to learn how to farm! You should be making him tend to my wheat garden down in the Underworld. Then he needs to start eating more cereal! I assure you that after eating some cereal he'll be a completely different person! I bet you won't even recognize him, and then maybe we can start changing his horrible fashion sense. That boy needs more color in his life, black is just too depressing." Demeter ranted on and on to her brother.

Hades yawned and then rubbed his eyes with a long pale hand. And as Demeter shot him an annoyed glare he instantly pretended to have been listening. "Hmm? Oh um yeah I don't really think that Nico's into farming but I'll let him know. And Demeter it's not his fault he likes black, he is after all my son." He drawled, giving a cold smile to his sister.

Demeter huffed and turned to the side, away from Hades' throne. Surprisingly enough this argument hadn't resulted in the destruction of anything. It could've actually even been considered a normal talk! The two turned when they heard people arguing and were not in the least surprised to see Athena and Poseidon screaming at each other.

Actually Athena was the one doing the yelling Poseidon just sat there looking bored. "Annabeth is too good for your spawn, Fish Face. She deserves someone better, someone that can rival her intelligence, not someone who'll leave her without any IQ points!"

Who else but Athena would screech this into the Sea God's face? They all knew that Poseidon was extremely protective of his Demigod children, especially his favorite son Percy. Poseidon didn't even flinch; he examined his Trident with one hand and then slowly looked up at the fuming Athena. It was obvious then, that by the annoyed look on Poseidon's face that they had had this argument before.

"Seriously Athena? Percy is a hero! He saved us all; if anything Owl Face, it's your daughter who doesn't deserve my son." Outrage flitted across the Goddess's face, she opened her mouth to retort, but whatever she was going to say was cut short by the catfight that was taking place across the room.

"That's the third time this month! Thanks to you and your stupid love games, I've been losing Hunters right and left! I am going to kill you!" Artemis the usually calm and aloof Moon Goddess had her half sister Aphrodite pinned underneath her. Aphrodite was struggling against her sister's grip but Artemis didn't budge. The two Goddesses were lying on the cold marble floor and were surrounded by Hermes, Apollo and Ares.

The Love Goddess tried to disentangle her hair from the hands of Artemis, to no use. Aphrodite huffed, "It was the right thing Artemis. They fell in love, why can't you just let them be happy, I'm sure that being a sour old maiden for the rest of their immortal lives didn't sound so appealing anymore." She ranted, oblivious to the murderous glare that her sister was shooting her. Artemis gave a yell of frustration and began to repeatedly smack the other Goddess's face onto the white marble floor.

Of course with them being Goddesses it didn't really hurt Aphrodite but it did serve to make her angry.

"Woo hoo! Go Arty, kick her butt!" Apollo cheered his twin on, Ares glared at him because, he (Ares) as a good lover should, was rooting for Aphrodite to win the fight. Hermes just gave them an elfish smirk and asked either Gods present if they would like to place bets. Hephaestus was also watching the fight and laughing his butt off, oh yeah this was way better than cable, he thought amusedly. They turned back to the girls and saw that the previous scene had changed. Artemis was now being sat on by a smug Aphrodite and the latter was slapping the Moon Goddess's face, while trying not to ruin her manicure.

"Stop-ow that-ow Aphrodite!" Artemis shrieked, but Aphrodite continued the slapping and added some hair pulling for good measure. "Doesn't feel too good now does it Arty?" Artemis growled and as Apollo cheered her on she sat up throwing Aphrodite off of her. The two Goddesses rolled around the floor, and continued with the hair pulling and slapping. They also exchanged some insults that if Hera had heard she would have surely washed their mouths out with soap.

This went on for about another three minutes or so, slapping, pulling, insulting and of course the cheering. It would also have gone on longer had Artemis not screamed out "Oh yeah? Well what do you think Daddy's going to do to you once he finds out exactly which one of my hunters quit?" Apollo and Hermes rolled their eyes; Artemis was such a Daddy's girl.

This statement seemed to scare Aphrodite, she stopped trying to hit her sister and looked around for the glare she was sure she was receiving. Miraculously the room had gone quiet, too quiet. Everyone slowly stopped what they were doing and went to sit back on their thrones. Aphrodite made a noise in the back of her throat and all but scrambled back to her seat.

Everyone's attention now rested on an angry looking Zeus. After hearing the outburst from Artemis Zeus quickly pulled away from Hera. He better have had heard wrong, because if the hunter he was thinking about actually quit Aphrodite was going to get it.

He saw that everyone had returned to their seats and were sitting in complete silence, looking at him. "Artemis what did you say?" He asked his favorite immortal daughter. Artemis was seated on her throne and she threw a smirk in the direction of Aphrodite before looking back at her Father. "Well Daddy this month Thalia Grace, my half sister quit the hunt."

Everyone's jaw dropped except Aphrodite who was too busy smiling and staring off into space dreamily. "My daughter quit the hunt? Did she give you a reason as to why?" If there was a boy involved then Zeus would definitely kill him. Artemis cleared her throat and when everyone had turned their attention back to her she said "Thalia didn't give me an exact reason, she just said that she was tired of being a hunter and wanted to return to her life and her friends."

Zeus's blue eyes narrowed and then he turned to Poseidon, "Poseidon! Perseus had better not be involved in this or I swear I'll flay him alive." Poseidon rolled his eyes at the dramatic antics of his younger brother.

"I mean it brother I've seen how they act around each other." Zeus yelled at him. Every God present had to stifle the urge to roll their eyes. Percy and Thalia were cousins, and Aphrodite had made sure that everyone knew that Percy and Annabeth were meant for each other.

Athena looked like she wanted to say something but Hera beat her to the punch. The Queen of the Gods sighed turning to her paranoid husband. "Zeus you're being dramatic. I'm sure that Thalia just wanted her old life back that's all, being a hunter forever doesn't exactly sound very appealing does it?" Aphrodite smirked and nodded along to what Hera was saying while Artemis tried to restrain herself from yelling at her step mother.

What Hera had said just now had really caught the council's attention. Hera never defended any Demigods, especially the children of Zeus. Apollo and Hermes shared a look as though saying 'Is she for real?' And Hephaestus coughed lightly muttering under his breath about someone being a hypocrite.

Hades wondered why his niece who was so much like him would quit the Hunt. And if a boy really was involved then who could it be? Demeter looked from Artemis to Aphrodite wondering which of them would give an explanation.

Artemis as though reading everybody's mind, cleared her throat and then said in a sweet voice "Ask Aphrodite Father, I'm sure she'll be happy to tell you which boy caught my sister's attention." Artemis knew that there had been a boy that had caught her lieutenant's attention; and she was sure of what her Father's reaction would be once he knew who it was.

Aphrodite gulped and after looking around at everyone said in a voice barely above a whisper "Nico di Angelo." Hades' eyes widened for a fraction of a second before he smirked as though these news weren't of any surprise. Athena and Poseidon looked shocked, and Hermes and Apollo just started to laugh. Demeter looked momentarily surprised before she started cooing "Aww". Hephaestus just raised an eyebrow and looked between Hades and Zeus wondering when the fight would break out. Ares looked at his Uncle and Father in a similar manner though he looked kind of excited. What a psycho.

Zeus's eyes bulged like a frog and then he yelled out, "What? Hades I bet you put that boy up to this! Make Thalia fall in love with him and use her to spy on me!" Zeus's brothers groaned at the paranoia of their younger sibling. Then before anyone could say anything a clear voice rang out "Oh I never said anything about love, I just said that Nico caught Thalia's attention."

Once again everyone turned to the Love Goddess in shock. Aphrodite's face was serious, "What?" Zeus asked yet again. "I believe Father that I said Nico caught my sister's attention yes. But he wasn't the reason why she quit the hunt."

"Oh." Zeus said leaning back into his throne. Everyone sighed and visibly relaxed. Zeus took a moment to close his tired eyes and when he opened them his relatives were once again doing what they did best: arguing.

The Olympians had decided to continue the arguments that had been interrupted by Artemis' news. Everyone was talking and screaming except Hephaestus and Hera, even Artemis and Aphrodite were back to yelling at each other.

Now that he looked back on it Zeus remembered that in every single meeting they had, his immortal family always found something to argue about. He really was getting tired of this, and then as he was rubbing his head a wonderful idea came to mind.

A terrible, horrible, absolutely perfect idea.

"Silence!" He yelled out. Once again everyone turned to him. "Since all of you insist on acting like children, then that is exactly what you shall be!" He thundered adding some lightning for special effects. Poseidon sighed; he was just about to make his winning point in the discussion when Zeus had interrupted.

"Cease the drama brother, what are you trying to say?"Poseidon was really itching to go back to arguing with Athena. "It means my dear brother that if you want to act like mere children, then so be it! You are going to become teenagers!" Zeus answered dramatically.

Apollo choked on the water that he had been drinking and started to cough violently. Artemis had to get up from her throne and pat his back. There was a stunned silence in the room. And then the Gods started to shout "What?" "Is he serious? Are you serious?" "Daaaad!" "Father let's be rational." "He's gone crazy!" "Whatever as long as I'm not included in this!" And of course "Have you gone mad?"

Zeus couldn't possibly be serious. They, the Olympians would be turned into teenagers? Demeter stood from her throne and walked to Zeus. She placed a hand on his forehead and asked gently "Brother are you feeling okay? You feel a little warm. Maybe you should lie down." She suggested.

Zeus angrily slapped her hand away. "Yes Demeter I feel 'warm' because of all the damn screaming that has been taking place. I can't even get a moment's rest without one of you starting an argument."

Hades snorted and Zeus turned to him, an eyebrow raised questioningly. "Ha! You're one to talk. You and Hera always find something to argue about, and you're berating us? If anything Zeus you should turn yourself into a teenager, who knows maybe you could learn a thing or two from the experience."

By the manic gleam that once again presented itself in Zeus's eyes everyone knew that that had been the wrong thing to say. "That's a great idea Hades; I'm going to turn myself into a teen too!"

"NOOOOOO!" Everyone yelled but at that same moment twelve Olympians were engulfed in a bright blue light.

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