Okay, okay, I know that I should be working on 'What If', considering that I haven't updated it in weeks. But my life became entirely too complicated to update regularly and when I finally sat down to write the next chapter, I had terrible writer's block, and still kinda do. But I am trying to sit down and finish writing the next chapter.

So instead of the next chapter of 'What If', I offer you this new…story, I guess. It's basically a glimpse into the life of the BAU team members, a random assortment of connected stories following their lives, including JJ/Reid, Hotch/Prentiss, and Garcia/Morgan, and possibly Rossi/someone? I am completely open to ideas focusing on whatever you feel like suggesting, but please keep it between the couples mentioned. Any ideas for Rossi will also be appreciated. I can't promise that this will be in order, but hopefully once it's all done, I'll sit down and organize the chapters.

Just so you know, Will and Henry don't exist, and this takes place in season 3, right around when Hayley and Gideon left, but before Rossi came into the picture.

Wow, okay that was long! So let me know what you think, and here's the story!

Jennifer Jareau smirked as she glanced over at Spencer again from her office. He was done his paperwork more than an hour ago, but still lingered around the bullpen waiting for the team to finish so they could go out. JJ watched him occasionally tease Derek, talk to Emily, or make quick glances her way. Not that anyone would notice that last one. They did want to keep their relationship a secret for just a bit longer.

It was Friday and she was absolutely ecstatic that after tonight she'd have an uninterrupted weekend with Spencer after such a long week.

She finished looking over the file in her hand before gathering her things and heading out to the bullpen.

Garcia smiled when she saw JJ walk enter. "Hey, JJ. We're just waiting for Morgan to get finished."
JJ smiled. "Where's Emily?"

Garcia nodded toward Hotch's office. "I think she convinced him to come."
"Hotch is coming?" Reid asked as Emily and Hotch both exited his office. Hotch nodded.

"Yay, Garcia replied gleefully. "What's taking so long?"
"Morgan still isn't finished," Reid replied with a smirk.

Garcia rolled her eyes. "Oh, come on, sweetie. Reid, can't you take his last file so he can finish this one and we can leave?"

Reid looked at Morgan who, surprisingly hadn't said anything to the team and shrugged. "Sure."

-Break-

"You okay there, Pretty Boy?" Derek asked Reid as he took another sip of his drink. Reid nodded, swaying drunkenly with the music.

Everything was going smoothly, but Reid, it appeared had just a bit too much to drink.

Everyone, except Reid laughed as they continued to watch the genius dance by himself.
"JJ, come dance with me!" He yelled over the music, grabbing her hand and pulling her off of her stool.

"Reid, stop!" JJ laughed.
"No, no, no. Come on JJ!" he said as he pulled her to the dance floor.

The team watched as Reid escorted their liaison to the dance floor and made her dance.

"Come on, baby girl," Morgan said, taking hold of Penelope's hand. "Let's go show them how it's done."
"Ooh, Derek, I thought you'd never ask," Garcia replied as they walked toward the dance floor, leaving Emily and Hotch alone.

They sat watching their teammates dance before Emily turned to Hotch. "How are you holding up, Aaron?"
Hotch looked at the table. "I'm doing better. Thanks again, Emily. For everything."

Emily nodded, blushing slightly. "Don't worry about it."

They smiled at each other, not saying anything as the music blared in the background.

"I think," JJ said, coming up to the table with Reid in tow and unknowingly breaking their moment, "that we better get Reid home."

"Aw, come on, JJ. I was having fun," he said getting closer to the blonde. She put her hand on his chest and lightly pushed him away, not wanting to alert Hotch and Emily to their relationship at the moment.

Derek and Penelope walked back to the table. "What's going on?" Derek asked with his arms wrapped around Penelope's waist.

"I think it's time that we've got Reid home," JJ answered. Morgan smiled, but nodded.
"Why, Jayje? He seems to be pretty fond of you," Garcia quipped with a smirk. JJ glared at her. "Okay, okay, how are we gonna do this? We only have two cars."

"Well, I can drop Emily off," Hotch volunteered.
"Okay," Emily agreed.

"I'll drive Reid home," JJ suggested. "And are you two going to your own houses or the same place?" JJ asked with a raised brow.

"You can just take me wherever you take her," Morgan said nodding toward Penelope, who smiled mischievously.

"All right, I'll drive Emily, and JJ, you'll take Reid, Morgan, and Garcia?"
JJ nodded and they all exited the bar.

-Break-

The ride home was supposed to be uneventful, but apparently, Spencer Reid had other plans.

He sat in the front passenger seat next to JJ. "Okay," JJ said. "I'll take Reid home and you two to…"
"My house," Penelope informed.

"Okay, I'll drop Reid off at his apartment first. Then I'll take you to Garcia's, and go home."
"Sounds good to me," Morgan acknowledged.

"Or you can just stay at my place and let Garcia and Morgan drive themselves to her house," Reid answered suggestively. Garcia snorted and she and Morgan broke into fits of laughter.

"Uh," JJ choked out, "no thanks, Spence."
"Are you sure?" Spencer asked pushing the buttons on the radio.

"Yeah, I'm sure, Spence." Garcia and Morgan were still laughing in the backseat.

Nobody spoke as Reid continued to change the radio station every few minutes.
"What is this song?" Reid asked as he stopped on some random channel. "I like it."

"The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? 'Cause I've been tryna to work it out, oh."
"The square root of 69 is 8.30662386," Reid informed the rest of the car.

"I don't think that's what he meant, Reid," JJ indicated.
Reid turned and wiggled his eyebrows at her. "Oh, I know."

JJ rolled her eyes as Spencer smirked.
"You know," Penelope began as they pulled up to Spencer's building. "I think I like drunk Reid. He's funny." Morgan agreed.

Reid nodded as he opened the car door and got out. Before closing it he turned back to JJ. "Are you sure you don't want to come in?"

"Reid, I'm sure," JJ replied as Garcia and Morgan again burst into fits of laughter.
"It's not like you haven't before," Reid persisted.

"Spencer!" JJ exclaimed, blushing.
"What?" Penelope asked as she tried to stop herself from laughing.

"Nothing," JJ answered quickly.
"Oh, not uh, girl," Morgan grinned. "You wouldn't have reacted like that if it was nothing."

"Seriously, it was nothing. Bye, Spence," JJ said and waved to him, but as if that wasn't enough, Spencer climbed across the passenger seat and kissed JJ right on the lips.

"See ya tomorrow," he said as he finally shut the door and walked toward the building.

Garcia and Morgan were speechless as JJ pulled away from the curb.

After a few minutes of driving, Garcia recovered. "What was that all about?"
JJ was still red. "Uh, he was drunk. What do you expect?"

"That's such a lame excuse. He could've kissed me, or danced with Emily at the bar, but instead he chose you and said that you've been to his apartment before."

"I, uh…"
"Mhm, how long have you been seeing him?"

"What? Garcia-"
"Nope, no more excuses! I want details!"

JJ sighed. "He's gonna have hell to pay tomorrow…"

-End-

A/N: I'm perfectly aware that What's my Name by Rhianna wouldn't have been out yet, but for the sake of the small amount of humor that I got from it, let's pretend that it was. (: