Glee kids were on a trip in mountains when Santana got trapped in Rachel's webs.

I really enjoy the dynamics between Rachel and Santana so it was too tempting not to write a story about these two gorgeous women ;)

(I wasn't sure how I should handle relationship between Britt and Santana and it was kind of important for me to deal with it from beginning so don't lose hope you Pezberry fans, there is only short stop to see what is going on between Brittany and Santana and then there is free space for Santana and Rachel)


Santana was shaking with cold when she was drying her hair with the towel in a hotel room. A petite girl on the other side of the room was doing the same when she spotted Santana with the corner of her eye and said:

"I'm going to get out of these," and she motioned to soaked clothes on her, ""I'm going to switch off the lights now, Santana, and I want to ask you not to look, okay?"

"What the hell, Berry? You don't want to let me see what you're hiding under the collection of your fugly sweaters?"

Oh god, thought Santana to herself while she rolled her eyes and eventually turned around facing the wall now. How the hell did she end up here in one room with Rachel Berry who was just about to take off her clothes?


It was the morning of the same day when Santana was cursing to herself in one room with Rachel few hours later. She woke up to the beautiful day, the sun was already shining through the curtains and hit her in the eyes so she rolled over in the bed and placed her hand on the other body there.

"Good morning, San," whispered Brittany and stroked Santana's hand with her own.

"Hello, beautiful," answered Santana, "how did you sleep?"

"Not good. Aliens took me to their spaceship and tried to get into my pants. I hit them so they let me go back, fortunately."

So that was the pain Santana felt in her hand.

"Sorry to crash it for you, Britt, but that was probably me. I obviously snuggled to you more than I should…you know, it is question of habit or what. Sorry about that," said Santana and frowned at the thought of the deal she and Brittany made a while ago. They concluded that it was the best not to push them in any kind of relationship so they would see how things would work out by themselves.

"So you were in the spaceship as well?"

"Eh," Santana wondered how to explain it to her friend, "kind of. Okay, I'm going to sleep till the lunch today so…"

"No, you can't, San. C'mon, get up! We have another trip with other Glee kids."

Yeah, that was truth. Santana almost forgot where she was. Glee club was on a summer trip to 'get to know each other even more'. Like if she needed it. She knew everything about Frankenteen and his ogre-like hands that couldn't do any good, everything about that dwarf that was able to be annoying even when she was sleeping because Santana could hear her snoring through two walls between them. But then there were these moments when she could sing with the Glee club on the peak of the mountain when they eventually managed to breathe again after few hundred meters of climbing. And then she was with Brittany and she couldn't wish anything else than spending summer with her best friend. Although she had to admit that this 'we'll see how things would work out by themselves' thing was killing her because she caught herself how she was even checking out Rachel Beery and that definitely had to mean she was seriously in a bad state.

That day Mr. Schue told kids they were only doing a little trip around their mountain cottage so Santana thought it was about the time when she should get back to her sexy dress and high heels. But she immediately found out high heels were no go even for a little trip. She sat on a nearby stone and watched other kids walking deeper in the tree.

"I'll catch you all in a minute," cried Santana after Mr. Schue and waved with her hand so he wouldn't treat her like a child and let her manage her own business.

"I can give you a ride, San," said Brittany.

Although the thought of riding Brittany made Santana to think about the fun she would have she didn't want her best friend to destroy her back.

"Thanks, Britt. Maybe when we're going back I'll accept your generous offer. Go on, I will be with you in a sec."

When Santana was eventually alone she got rid of her boots and let out a sigh how much pleasure it gave her.

"You'd better get back in these so we would be still able to catch the group. They shouldn't be too far," a voice behind Santana spoke and gave her a serious shock.

"What the hell, Berry? What are you doing here?"

"I was just appreciating the beauty of this day and tried to catch some energy from the sun on the opening over there."

"Tell me I just hallucinated about what kind of crap you told me. Never mind. Go after them, I'll catch all of you."

"Which path did they go?" asked Rachel.

Crap! There were three paths coming from the place where Santana sat. She just watched Brittany leaving her like two minutes ago. She will surely remember the right path.

"Wait a minute," said Santana and dialled Brittany's number. But her mobile was deaf, there was no signal in the mountains covered with trees.

"The left one," decided Santana.

"You're sure?" asked Rachel watching the thick bushes in front of her.

"No, but if something eats you there I'll know I shouldn't go there."

"Santana, are you trying to tell me you don't know where they were going? Oh my god, I'm too young to die here. My talent could never be seen on Broadway stage because my body will be found torn by devil creatures living here."

"Okay okay. The right one then. And you'll die only if you don't stop talking and I will have to murder you myself."

After 30 minutes of walk the group of other kids wasn't any near to her and her not at all favourite companion.

"Look, there is a sign of some mountain cottage like 5 miles away. We should try it, there will be a signal for call at least," said Rachel.

"Let's go then. And the clouds seem quite terrifying. Hopefully there will be no rain today so we could get to others as soon as possible."

And there was no rain, at least no common rain. It could be like one mile left to the cottage when first lightning appeared on the sky right above girls and a thunder followed which made both of them to shriek. They started running through the tree but the wind and rain were so powerful it was nearly impossible to get through it. When they eventually reached the cottage their clothes was already soaked through. Santana immediately began to dial Brittany but that time Brittany was probably the one out of signal. The idea of Brittany in the tree during the storm terrified Santana.

"Santana," said Rachel, "we should take a room in the cottage. At least to get to something warmer than this kind of rag on us. C'mon, I left a message for Mr. Schuester on the reception where we are so when they could call us they will."

"I'm not going inside to get to anything warmer when Brittany is somewhere out there in the storm. I'm so not in the mood to get to something warmer till she is okay."

"Santana, there is nothing you can do, at least until you don't want to climb these mountains and search for her."

This idea actually sounded great for Santana.

"Argh, tell me I didn't just catch you really considering it. C'mon, we'll ask inside if they could reach some other cottage or something."

Santana gave up and headed to the cottage after Rachel.


"I don't care you are new here! I want to know if there is any other cottage or anything like 40 minutes away where a bunch of people could hide. Why is this bubble of fat and hair covering your neck when you can't use it?"

"Santana! Santana! I can handle it. You go and try to call Brittany again, okay?" Rachel tried to focus Santana on something else so she wouldn't ruin their possibility to stay in the cottage if they would have to. Santana gave receptionist last glare and if it was possible the receptionist would probably burn in the place after that.

After a while of Santana's unsuccessful calls to Brittany Rachel came and informed her about the situation.

"I have some news."

"Continue?"

"The receptionist in another cottage told the woman you scared to death few minutes ago that a group of noisy people settled there before the storm even began and that they were freaking out because some members were missing. So I even spoke to Mr. Schuester and I'm trying to overcome sudden deafness he caused me screaming with joy when he found out we were okay. We couldn't reach any of their mobiles because Brittany secretly switched off all of them since she heard something about their power to bring lightning to them. The storm should be gone in the morning so Mr. Schue concluded we should stay here over the night and they would pick us up tomorrow. So that should be it. Brittany should have her mobile on now. I told Mr. Schuester how you were worried so I hope they already dealt with it."

"Amazing! Cut it off now, I'm going to call Brittany."

"Wait! There is one last thing..." said Rachel rather quietly.

"You have five seconds till the call between me and Britt will be connected, then I won't talk to you today anymore. My head already hurts anyway, I think I got some Berry-ache."

"There is only one room left...with one bed."

"You've got to be kidding me, Berry!"

"Trust me, Santana, I would rather sleep in the tree during the storm than with you because I think there is still the chance I can survive in the storm than with you. But..."

"Oh my god, yeah, there is some curse on me, I'm sure now," mumbled Santana for herself, "c'mon, Berry, although you're right I'm much worse than some freaking horrifying storm I'm quite satisfied today after tearing into pieces that receptionist. So I hope I have enough for today. Although a little threatening wouldn't be bad for distraction."


That is how Santana got to one room with Rachel Berry drying her hair and watching the smaller girl who tried to cover herself in the towel.

"Since neither of us has anything to change in I think we should hang our clothes on the towel rail and get under the blanket."

"You mean I should get under one blanket with you naked? What else is the high power of all hells in the world trying to tell me?"

"Santana, if you have better idea..."

"Okay, but I'm going for the bucket to place it near the bed if I would have to barf."

Santana didn't have a problem with showing her body. She got out of soaked clothes and headed to the bed. When Rachel spotted that Santana was already naked she hid her blushing face and tried not to look at Santana so she wouldn't notice her embarrassment.

"I'm going to switch off the lights now, Santana, and I want to ask you not to look, okay?"

"You're scared I would see a proof of your treasure trail?"

Rachel didn't answer and nervously looked at Santana.

"Okay. I told you I didn't want to throw up today so no need to ask me for that. I would turn away myself anyway."

Rachel switched off the lights and when she came to the bed Santana couldn't help it and she quietly turned her face to her. She saw smaller girl leaving the towel over the chair and heading to the bed. Santana gulped. Although it was almost impossible to see your own nose in the darkness Santana saw some basic frames of Rachel's body. And yeah, there was definitely no treasure trail. Santana didn't see anything specific but she could say that Rachel's curves were just perfect.

When Rachel settled on the other side of the bed she asked the other girl:

"Was Brittany okay?"

"Yeah, although she was kind of confused. She didn't want any lightning to hit her but then she was torn how she could reach me when her mobile wasn't responding since it was switched off. I hope Quinn takes good care of her."

What was it that Santana answered immediately and without any trail of insult? Was it due to her finding out that Rachel was actually hot?

"You two are already officially together?"

"Wha-? What did you say?"

"Santana, I have two gay dads, they have plenty of friends who are gay as well and I'm even...eh, I just recognize gay people."

"I'm not gay!"

"There is nothing wrong about that. You don't have to worry, I won't say anybody. Although you're doing it yourself that everybody knows, you scream in all directions how much you love Brittany..."

"Look, Berry, if you think I would share any kind of the possibility of me going to the indigo girls concert with you..."

"I'm sorry, Santana, I didn't mean to make you angry. I thought it would be easier talking to me. Because when you talk to someone you don't care about then it should be easier. Because you don't care if these people care."

"Yeah, there are people like this. And then there is the third kind of people called dwarfs who I wouldn't share any of my thoughts with even if they would be last creatures in the world."

Then silence fell on the room. But like really, was it the storm and Santana's worries about Brittany that made her to speak again on the matter she wouldn't normally?

"Brittany is my best friend. She said that anything was possible. But I don't believe we will be together...like together. But we still manage to have connection like no one ever has."

"I see," whispered Rachel. "So you're officially single?"

"I guess," answered Santana although she felt some heaviness falling on her when she admitted she was alone.

"Me too."

"What?"

"I'm single as well," said Rachel.

"And I should find you a date or what?"

"No no, forget it, Santana. Good night."

"Night, Berry. Have a nice dream about your mates – hobbits."

Santana thought for a while what Rachel told her. What was Rachel trying to say? Yeah, they were both single and what? Oh no, she didn't mean like...no way! There was nothing that could lead her on that thought. But somewhere deep inside of Santana there was a little spark that was telling her Rachel was actually hot. And if she wouldn't talk at all and she would only walk naked without those sweaters she would be worth considering... But good night already! screamed Santana in her thoughts to herself so she wouldn't hear that little spark talking to her anymore.


Next morning Santana woke up but she couldn't open her eyes yet. The sun coming from the windows was making her blind. She decided it was a sign from some high power which tried to tell her to go to sleep again. She turned around and found another body. She came slowly to senses so she could recognize first impressions. She was naked. And the other body on the bed was naked as well. Oh, did she get some lucky night before? She and Britt? Santana placed a hand on hips of the other person in the bed and moved to legs. Something was definitely wrong. Or it wasn't that wrong, it was just different. She didn't know the body. It was too small for Brittany but it was soft. Okay, that must have been a woman. But who? She stroked the arm of that person and reached to her hand. These hands were so smooth and small...small like – dwarf! Oh my god! Santana fully opened her eyes and almost fell off the bed when she jumped as far as she could from her position on the bed. How did the hell that happen? Fortunately, her memory came to the active state as well so she knew about the storm and calmed down. She found her clothes, put it on, sat on the chair and watched the girl sleeping in the bed. Santana felt sudden temptation to like this girl. She didn't talk, she was smiling and the exposed skin looked so smooth like it was pleading for special care. If she only moved a little bit the covers would certainly reveal her breasts and even nipples. Santana recognized the heat coming from her body when she watched Rachel like that. It was all just due to curiosity, she tried to tell herself. That was the reason why she felt that need to look at Rachel's breasts. When the sleeping girl didn't move for a while and she only made a sleepy whimper Santana unconsciously left the chair and kneeled near the bed. She stretched out her arm and slowly tried to reach the covers. At that moment Rachel moved and started to turn around with covers up to her neck now. Santana shot to the chair where she sat rather frozen. That was close. How would she explain it? Some kind of treasure trail and breast hair research? When Rachel opened her eyes Santana already managed to calm her breath after the shock and gained some confidence.

"Get up, Berry, I thought hobbits were some creatures that have to get up early and go to the quarry to dig out the stone," laughed Santana and yeah, she felt better in her old skin now.

"Good morning to you, too, Santana," said Rachel smiling but froze on the spot when she realized she was naked.

"Go on, Rachel. I won't tell anybody you have three boobs or any other kind of mutation."

Bad move. Rachel and her boobs were bad choice what to make fun of because it made Santana to imagine them and that got her out of focus again. But Rachel didn't notice it. She was desperately trying to get her clothes without Santana seeing her naked. When Rachel tripped it made Santana laugh loudly but she really thought it was cute. Okay, cute was not the word she could use in connection to Rachel Berry ever again. She stood up and headed to the doors.

"I have enough, Berry, don't kill yourself with tripping, I'm going to call Britt and ask her where they are."

When Santana got outside of the cottage Glee kids were already there. Brittany jumped on her hugging her tightly. Santana eventually got some distraction from Berry and the image of her boobs she made up in her mind. In half an hour the whole group left the place. The only plan was to go back to their original cottage, get clean clothes and try some new choreography which Rachel allegedly created day before when she was trying to get some energy from the sun. The distraction for Santana was rather short because on the way back Rachel was for a while the person walking in front of her and climbing mountains in sporty shorts that Rachel was wearing was definitely something Santana had to notice. Yeah, it made her to think about Rachel again. Getting rid of this girl for a while and also cold shower could be helpful and it will hopefully end this crap stuff going on in Santana's head.


In the evening Santana was glad she could eventually relax on her bed with her best friend on her side. But she wasn't all that relaxed like she would like to. She had to think about the previous night. C'mon, it was Berry, the annoying girl with terrible taste of fashion and she was snoring...wait a minute, Santana didn't remember Rachel snoring night before. The snoring noise coming from the other room was automatically claimed for Berry because it would be just natural for hobbits to snore through the whole hotel. But that was so not true for the last night. Santana got out of the bed and the room and walked through the corridors. She was just alone for too long, that was all. Okay, Rachel probably looked quite good but that was due to the darkness in the room and Santana's horny mind she has every morning. Rachel was certainly hiding some disgusting tattoo of her sweaters on her back or whatever.

Without any decision Santana opened the door to one of the rooms and slid through the crack. There was only light coming from the moon through the window so Santana could barely see but she was lucky enough to find Rachel sleeping in one bed without anyone waking up. The snoring sound definitely didn't come from that peacefully sleeping girl. Santana decided that the object for her another mission was to find out the source of snoring but before she went for it she stayed a little longer by Rachel's bed. She stretched her arm and stroked diva's cheek and got some sparks through her body with it. That gave her a shock. She stormed out of the room after that breathing heavily. What the hell was that? Where did the sparks come from? She needed to rest, now, so she got back to Brittany and tried to find peace in her dreams.


Next day kids got to make another trip around the lake. Santana was frustrated. Her body never felt exhausted after climbing or any other sport activity. Her only work out was meant to be sexy times and she was still lacking that. She sat on the bench near the lake while other kids were singing some songs when she spotted another person coming to her.

"You're not singing or trying to get every single solo in that song, Berry, because you came here to check out this hot piece of meat?" said Santana and switched her crossed legs.

"I-" started Rachel.

"Sorry, Berry, I take ten bucks for staring and don't you even think about touching, that would be over your capabilities."

Rachel breathed out and left to another bench. Santana felt much better but then she saw Rachel sitting on the other bench and her shorts were rolled higher than usual. Okay, this decided it all for Santana. Little adventure can't hurt as long as Santana will remain on the top and in control of things. Rachel Berry will be hers tonight!

That evening kids gathered in something like common room of the hotel where they usually sang some songs or chatted about the day and stuff. Santana came to the room with one of her sexiest dress she had. It didn't reveal too much but only good places where it was needed. Yeah, this was her guns. But she lost all of it when she saw Rachel. Rachel on the other hand revealed that night more than usual. She had one of her extra short skirts and instead of one of her crazy reindeer sweater she had a white tank top like from some kind of wet T-shirt contest. It distracted Santana for a while but she gained some of her confidence back when she got used to Rachel's new good look.

Santana's plan was clear. She knew Rachel always left the room as the last person so she only had to take care of Brittany and sent her to the bathroom with some advices like 'take off all of your clothes, Britt, trust me, you won't catch a cold if you will switch on hot water' or "don't wash your eyes with the soap, they will be clear and shining anyway since they are self-cleaning'. When everybody left the room two girls remained there alone. Rachel didn't seem to notice Santana's presence so Santana spoke first:

"Looks like the reindeers took your sweaters to the North Pole, Berry? Or what happened that we were honoured of their absence today?"

"As much pleasure as it gives me, Santana, that you pay such attention to my clothing, I have to inform you I'm going to abandon them when we are here only with other kids since I wouldn't show to the public anything inappropriate."

"Okay, but you have to consider its probable impact that some of the hormone-overflowing ogres could be more than pleased about it."

"With that hormone whatever guys you mean yourself?"

"Wha-?"

"Or you're trying to tell me, Santana, that you didn't look at my boobs all the time?"

It got Santana back to her confusion that Rachel caused her so many times last few days.

"What? Did I miss something? What reality show is that? Or did I pass through some gate to another dimension? Oh, I know already. I must be dreaming because there is no way that Rachel Berry would say the word 'boobs'."

"Actually it is a real world, Santana, I think you know how awesome legs I have and my shorts today only proved it. So this is reality."

"Wait, now seriously, what is going on here?"

"You think I didn't notice you checking me out today? Or even yesterday when I was naked? You thought I wouldn't catch you staring at me? You were drooling on my side of the pillow so that's how I noticed."

It eventually hit Santana. She was caught in a trap.

"Berry, are you trying to tell me that you planned all of this?"

"What do you mean?" Rachel sang with not so innocent smirk on her face.

"I mean that Rachel Berry obviously went for the other team and created a master plan to get into pants of another girl, ha!"

"Yeah, some parts might be truth. But Santana Lopez got caught in that plan and she even tried to make her own plan to get a girl as well. Or you think I didn't notice your dress today? You only wear it when you want to get Britt's attention more than she gives you normally. And after our yesterday's night during the storm Britt gave you more attention than ever so that couldn't be the reason why you wore it today."

"Okay, okay, okay, I can see you made your plan almost perfect, Berry. But you know why it is only almost perfect?"

"I think it is perfect all the way but you will probably try to show me otherwise."

"Yeah, you're right," and with that Santana slowly approached Rachel, "you know what is the problem of your plan?"

"What, Santana?"

"You forgot that you would be the ONE who will be begging me for giving you the orgasm today."

Rachel wanted to say something but she was obviously caught off guard. So Santana grabbed her behind her neck and pushed her lips on hers. She began to kiss Rachel rather frantically. She forced Rachel to open her mouth and attacked it with her tongue. Rachel only gasped and tried to catch some air. When Santana was finished with her demonstration Rachel was out of the air.

"You see, Berry? That is how things will go, you out of breath wanting me to continue."

"Actually, Santana," said Rachel between deep breaths, "I noticed you would be probably for some wilder action than romantic looks in the eyes. So I prepared myself."

And with that Rachel grabbed Santana around her waist and pushed their bodies against each other and locked their lips. That shocked Santana even more but she was able to gain her senses and tried to control the situation again. In few moments both girls used their tongues to make the other to shiver with excitement. Santana led Rachel to the piano with clear plan in her mind but Rachel surprised her once more that evening. She turned Santana's back to the piano and hopped her on it. She then climbed up on the piano and placed her legs on both sides of Santana's hips so she straddled her and Santana could feel due to thin layer of fabric Rachel's hot centre on her stomach. Rachel immediately attacked Santana's neck and kissed her way from the earlobe to the neckline. She grabbed Santana's thighs and pressed them more into her body which lifted Santana little up and their centres met.

"Oh my god," Santana let out a moan.

"No, no, you have that wrong, Santana, I'm not god."

And with that Rachel positioned her own thigh between Santana's legs and pushed it into Santana. She licked the line on Santana's neck back to her earlobe and whispered in husky voice:

"I think you had it all wrong. It doesn't seem to me like I was asking you here for anything like you expected but if there is anything I could do for you then ask me..."

"Just do it, Berry!" exhaled Santana.

At that moment Rachel stopped with everything she was doing and jumped off the piano and the other girl on it that was growling with desperation now.

"What the fuck, Berry?"

"I told you. First of all, I'm not god and I don't even respond to 'Berry'...at least not when I'm about to eat up another person. Second, you are the one who will come to me and beg me to fuck you, is that clear? So when you are ready, Santana, for proper addressing me and asking a favour, let me know. Have a good night." And Rachel left the room with the most devilish smirk on her face.

Santana stayed glued to the piano and she couldn't believe what just happened. Did just Rachel Berry tell her, or rather order her what she should do?