Chapter ZERO

A/N: Just a little present for everyone on Christmas… this really has nothing to do with the story line; it's just a fun chapter. Enjoy! And merry Christmas!

"Audrey! Audrey! Audrey! Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!" A voice was calling. I slowly opened my eyes to find Ringo bouncing around on the bed.

"Mnnnngh…what?" I groaned, pulling the pillow over my head.

"It's Christmas!" Ringo yelled. "Hurry up! Get out of bed! Santa was here!" Ringo yanked me out of the covers and pushed me into the bathroom. I hurriedly brushed my teeth, and we both ran like little kids into the living room.

There was a beautiful green tree decorated with red, green, and yellow lights and red bows and popcorn garlands. Underneath the beautiful evergreen tree were presents wrapped in silver and green paper with bright red bows. "Oh my gosh, it's beautiful!" I said.

"Hold on!" Ringo ran in front of me and sorted through the presents until he pulled out a big red box. "Happy Christmas, Audrey!" He gave me the box and then I grabbed another green box and put it in his hands.

"Happy Christmas, Richard." I smiled and we both tore into our presents. I pulled out a gorgeous red halter dress that flares at waist, a silver headband, and a pair of black boots. "Oh my God, they're beautiful! Thank you, Ringo!" I gave him a hug and he opened up his present.

The box contained a red sport coat, a white dress shirt, a pair of black pants and black dress shoes. "We both will look smashing tonight at the Christmas party!" Ringo gave me a kiss and thanked me for the present. ( http:/ .com/cgi/ set?id=41249293 put into your address bar and delete the spaces.)

We both ate a marvelous breakfast of pancakes and Ringo treated me to some McVities "Hob Nobs," my favorite biscuit. We got dressed and headed on over to John and Cynthia's house for a Christmas party.

I rang the doorbell and when Paul answered. I yelled, "Happy Christmas! Christmastime is here again!"

"You did it again, Audrey!" Paul cried pulling me inside and started humming out a tune. "Christmastime is HERE again!" He hummed. In the next ten minutes, the Beatles had written their first Christmas song. (Christmastime is Here Again by the Beatles. I suggest you YouTube it. : ]) We had a marvelous time and by the end of the night we were stuffed with food and our stomachs hurt from laughter. It was indeed a wonderful Christmastime.

Beatles Christmas songs:

Wonderful Christmastime by Wings
Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John Lennon
Christmastime is Here Again by The Beatles
I Wanna Be Santa Claus A CHRISTMAS ALBUM by Ringo Starr

MERRY CHRISTMAS