Ok, so basically, I've been writing drabbles for a while and then, the other day, I was like, hey! Why don't I try even shorter than one hundred words? So, here's me giving you the most miniscule drablets at 100 characters each... not including spaces but including punctuation. Because they're SO teeny weeny, I'm giving you six. I've already got quite a few written, but I'd like to see what you think before I upload them. You know, they're actually harder to write than you'd think!

This fic is called condensed simply because of how much you have to condense an idea to get it down to a hundred letters.

The theme for this fic is 'small'. All the chapters will be named after a synonym for small, and the drabble thingies will hopefully relate to the title.

OK I'm gonna shut up now. PLEASE REVIEW!

Immature

1. On Merlin's first day in Camelot, he ran along the battlements: 'I'm the King of the Castle!" he sang, his arms in the air.

2. "Be quiet, Arthur," Uther snapped. Arthur fell silent. Uther turned to talk to Morgana and Arthur stuck out his tongue.

3. While Merlin was sleeping, Gaius switched his blanket for one an inch too short. He grinned: even an old man can have fun.

Meagre

1. Arthur threw the almost empty plates at Merlin's head, like it was the servant's fault Camelot was undergoing a famine.

2. Merlin looked at Arthur's lunch longingly. Back in Merlin's room awaited porridge. Would Arthur mind him one sausage?

3. If Arthur had one gold coin for every time he had received a meal with two sausages instead of three he'd be a millionaire.