A/N: This a crack story. I plan to think it up as I go along. Please enjoy stupidity. This story will eventually include: Kingdom Hearts, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Dragon Ball, Warriors, Lord of the Rings, Hetalia, clowns and waffles.I OWN NONE OF THEM. Except the clowns and waffles. But for now, it's mostly just Warriors and Maximum Ride. Enjoy!

Chapter One

Everything had been going perfectly, at least until Max realized she had paws...

Max: Has anybody else noticed the fact that I have PAWS?

Angel: Has anybody noticed that I'VE BEEN A CAT FOR THE LAST WEEK?

Gazzy: Nope

Nudge: Uh-uh

Iggy: Let me think about that.

Angel: Or the fact that you're all cats too?

Fang: Holy shit.

Iggy and Gazzy: It's a miracle the Great Fang has spoken! Now we must perform a sacrifice in his honor.

(They look around until they see Breezepelt.)

Gazzy: A cat worthy of sacrifice!

Iggy: GET THAT CAT!

Breezepelt: NUUUUU! I don't wanna be a sacrifice! I wanna liiiiiivvvveeeee!

Gazzy: Too late.

Iggy: So how should we kill this one? Burn him at the stake? Toss him in acid? How?

Gazzy: Burn 'im at the stake! Burn 'im at the stake!

Max: How about, we don't kill anybody. (She glares at Breezepelt) Yet. (And she laughs maniacally)

Iggy and Gazzy: Eeep.

Dustpelt: (In an annoyingly whiney voice) What are you doing? Why are guys so loud? Who are these freaks?

Nudge: You're one to talk. You're a talking cat!

Dustpelt: (In the same voice that will never change) And what are you then? You're a talking cat too.

Nudge: Oh. Nevermind then. Carry on.

(Breezepelt runs and hides behind Dustpelt.)

Breezepelt: They were trying to kill me. Go beat them up.

Dustpelt: Shut up. Don't complain to me. Go complain to yo daddy.

(Breezepelt bursts into tears.)

Breezepelt: MAH DADDEH HATES MEH! :(

Gazzy: Sucks for yoooouuuuu.

Dustpelt: Who are you guys anyway? Are you guys rogues? Are you hostile? What do you want?

Max: Shut up. I'll do the questioning around here. Where are we? Who are you? Why is your voice so annoying?

Dustpelt: I'm Dustpelt of ThunderClan and that wimpy kitten is Breezepelt of WindClan. You're on Clan territory. Technically we're on ShadowClan territory, and if they find us, they're going to kill us all.

Fang: So what you're saying is that we should leave.

Iggy: OMFG! He said an entire sentence!

Dustpelt: This is gonna be one long day.

Gazzy: I WANT A WAFFLE!

A/N: I TOLD you it was a crack story. And it will only get worse. Way worse. Like over 9,000 times worse. *Hint, hint, nudge, nudge* But yeah. Crack. R&R!