I have realised that many of my stories lack much conversation. This is me rectifying it.

"Jim just admit already, for crying out loud it's not that big of a deal- is it Spock?" "There are an extraordinary amount of personnel to remember. Being human it is understandable that you have not yet memorised every face and name on board this ship"

"Honestly guys I'm fine, look that's Jayda over there by the fountain" says Jim pointing. They follow his finger to look at the blond who waves at them."Of course you know who she is she's your yeoman, you've been to bed with her twice" McCoy replies sternly.

Spock's eyebrow raises in surprise and Jim blushes. He coughs awkwardly and looks away from Spock's disapproving Vulcan eyes. "Look can we just drop it?"

"Jim just yesterday you called me Dr McNinja" "That was a joke!" "The Ambassador didn't think so! They're freezing my pay until they can confirm that I'm who I say am."

"So?" "They want me to report to federation head quarters in person and who knows when we'll return to earth!" Says McCoy trying hard not yell at the idiotic Captain.

"Captain, may I also remind you of the 32 separate occasions when you have referred to me as Sock instead of my given name"

"Guys I don't have a problem, look test me- I don't mind. Just choose someone anyone and ask me their name" Spock and McCoy exchange a glance the sort Jim finds unreadable. Spock's eyes scan the canteen. "Over there, those two engineers tell me their last names."

"Who? Our CEO and his little green friend?" "Yes" Jim clears his throat. "That's easy our CEO is Mr Scott and... um that's uh that green guy he's..." Kirk squints his eyes as if trying to read a nonexistent name badge. McCoy and Spock look at him the hint of a smirk on their faces.

"You don't know do you?" Asks McCoy. Kirk searches his brain desperate not to give up just yet. "Um I think his first name is Kinsley does that count?" "No now go study the log books like you promised to"

"but I-"

"No buts mister! just go!"

Note this is the my last chapter of Doctor Doctor as I wish to broaden my Star Trek one-shots to include / focus on other characters.