Instead of writing these bloopers as if they were a video game, I decided to write them as if this stuff actually happened. ENJOY!

Btw, this is my first story, so PLEASE DON'T HATE :) However, feel free to leave comments, ideas and suggestions!

Disclaimer: I do not own, nor have I ever owned Kingdom Hearts.

Warning: SPOILERS!

Kingdom Hearts 2 & KH2FM

The Meeting at The World That Never Was...

Axel looked at Xaldin/Xemnas in horror. "Get rid of him?" He slammed his fist down on his chair. "Wait a second! Isn't it a bit early for that?"

"It's an order," said Xaldin/Xemnas. "Why are you hesitating? Aren't you the one who dealt swift merciless judgment to those who turned their backs on the organization?"

"He hasn't turned his back on us!" Axel yelled back at him. "He's just not able to come back yet!"

Xaldin/Xemnas crossed his arms. "If he doesn't come back, then he must pay the price." A floating spear appeared next to him. "If you oppose these orders, then you will be the one to pay!"

The spear goes flying through the air, but instead of hitting Axel, it flew in a completely different direction and hit Xigbar in his good eye, making him fall out of his chair. Xaldin/Xemnas was too embarrassed to say anything. After a short silence, Axel teleported and left.

Xaldin/Xemnas cleared his throat. "…sorry Xiggy."

A muffled "I'm okay" was heard from below.

At The Old Mansion in Twilight Town...

After defeating all the nobodies in the mansion basement, Roxas looked up and, to his surprise, saw Axel standing there with his arms folded across his chest.

"Simply amazing Roxas," Axel exclaimed sarcastically.

"Axel," replied Roxas in the same tone.

Axel put his arms down and turned to face him. "You really DO remember me this time! I'M SO FLATTERED!

Nothing happened. Breathing heavy, Axel looked around and waited for something to happen. After a long pause, he put his arms down and slumped, his face turning bright red.

Roxas didn't know what to say. "Ummmm…..you're welcome, man—

"Oh, shut up," Axel grumbled.

Still at The Old Mansion in Twilight Town...

Roxas walked down a strange hallway and noticed two figures in what looked like small pods. "Donald? Goofy?" Roxas then looked towards the door at the end of the hall.

Once he passed through the door, he saw DiZ standing in front of a really big pod. Inside floated Sora. Instead of acknowledging DiZ's existence, Roxas ran towards the pod.

"Sora!" Roxas screamed. He then freaked out and started lashing at the pod with his keyblade. "Don't worry, Sora! I'll save you!"

"What the what do you think you're doing?" DiZ stared at Roxas, who was starting to make a crack in the pod.

"What's going on in here?" Ansem Seeker of Darkness (ahem, Riku) ran in and noticed Roxas going crazy. "DiZ, why don't you DO SOMETHING?"

"Don't look at me! I'm a bloody data-based projection! Why don't YOU do something?" DiZ yelled back at him. "ME? Are you crazy? That would mess up my hair!" he yelled back.

The two of them continued fighting like this until Namine walked in and hit Roxas with a tranquilizer gun. He soon fell asleep, while DiZ and Ansem Seeker of Darkness (cough, cough, Riku) stared at Namine with a mixture of bewilderment, amazement, and looks that said "I'm going to pretend I didn't just see that."

Later, at The World That Never Was...

Sora and the others are surrounded by shadow heartless, wondering what they should do. Just then, Xigbar shoots down all of the heartless with his arrowguns. "Have you been a good boy?" Xigbar asked Sora.

Out of nowhere, Kairi yelled, "You leave Sora alone!" She jumped from some random balcony, tackled Xigbar to the ground, and started pounding his face into the ground.

"Can somebody get this chick OFF OF ME?" Xigbar screamed. Sora examined his nails and pretended to have nothing to do with it, so Namine had to step in again and shoot Kairi with the tranquilizer gun.

Still At The World That Never Was...

After Sora's reunion with Kairi, he still could not believe that Xehanort's heartless was really his best friend Riku. Kairi took his hand and placed it on hers and Riku's. "Close your eyes," she said softly.

Sora did as he was told. And there, to his amazement, was Riku, standing before him. Sora opened his eyes again. "Riku..." he said. He collapsed onto his knees. "It's Riku...Riku's here..." Sora started crying. "I looked for you!"

"C'mon, Sora. You've got to pull it together!" Riku replied.

Sora continued to cry. "I looked everywhere for you!"

"Dude, I was in Twilight Town the whole time." Riku said, agitated.

Sora stopped crying. "Oh!" he said, grinning sheepishly. "I forgot to check there!"

Riku facepalmed.

The Ending...

Sora looked at the note that Riku handed him. He started to read it out loud. "Thinking of you, wherever you are..." Kairi joined in: "We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend..."

Riku, caught in the moment, started reading the letter over his shoulder and joined in too: "Now I will step forward to realize this wish."

Sora and Kairi: RIKU!

So that concludes the bloopers for Kingdom Hearts 2 and KH2FM. Hope you enjoyed it. I might have made it a little too violent...got carried away...so please leave comments and suggestions. I'd LOVE to hear your thoughts! XD

Next up, 358/2 Days!