"You didn't." Albus said.

"I did." Minerva said. They were sitting in the staff room discussing the prank that the said professor pulled on one Severus Snape.

"You do know that he is going to kill you, right?"

" Oh, sure. Have little faith in the woman who managed to turn the Minister to a rat and he didn't notice for a half hour."

"I'll give you credit for that, but this is Severus. He's actually intelligent."

"I know that, but I'm cleverer."

"Oh really?"

"Really. How many times have I pranked Severus this year alone?"

"About a hundred."

"And how many times did he either notice or figure out it was me?"

"err...ten?"

"My case closes. Now, three gallons says he comes in blaming the Marauders."

"Your on. Three gallons says he comes in blaming you."

"MINERVA! I WILL KILL YOU!" Severus screamed, bursting through the door. Minerva cursed under her breath and gave Albus three gallons as promised.

"And why would that be?"she asked, putting on a look of pure innocence.

"You charmed my hair to change color every two seconds, dyed my robes pink, painted my nails baby blue, took a picture of me, and gave it to the Marauders!" he shouted, pointing out his new look. Minerva and Albus had to bite their tongues so as to not laugh.

"I am truly sorry for your loss and will get back to you later." she said, disappearing.

"What loss? The only loss will be your life if you don't turn me normal!"

Minerva reappeared. "Fist, your loss is the loss of your pride and dignity. Second, I can't turn you normal. I'm sorry, but no one can fix your mental issues." she said, and Albus cracked up.

"Shut up old man"-at which point Albus laughed even harder- " Minerva, stop this hair stuff, and clean my robes and fix anything that you did!"

"Oh, alright. But let me take one more picture?"

"NO!"

"Alright! Calm down!" she said. Se swished her wand and Severus' hair changed from dark blond back to black, his nails cleared, and his robes also turned back to black.

"Thank you." he said, leaving the room. Minerva looked at the door for about one half-second, and collapsed on the floor in a fit on hysterical laughter.