A/N #1: This was meant to be funny, but I guess this one utterly sucks in an attempt to be funny… ^^;; Anyway, I credit 'The Email' in the Gundam Wing section for inspiring me to write this. I won't be neglecting 'Basketball Blues', though! ^^V
A/N #2: Oh yes, I don't own Slam Dunk or any of its character's… maybe except this little character below. She's mine and mine only~!
The Tale Of The Bizarre Email…
One hot, boring day, while Yukaeshi was surfing the Internet on her computer, she opened up her inbox and noticed a new email. It was from one of her friends in New York, and thus read it.
Hello Faye!
It's me, Oli, and I'm in New Zealand now. I've received this rather 'nifty' email from a friend. Just copy, fill it with your particulars and send it to your friends. Don't forward, though. Below are my particulars :P
Anyway, have fun with it. I knew I did.
Olivia G.
A smirk played on her lips. "This would be fun," she thought. She read her friend's particulars and chuckled slightly before editing it out and typed in her own particulars.
Questionnaire- Yukaeshi, (Add your name here)
1. Your Full Name
- Ryuuzou Yukaeshi @ Yukaenishi (Enishi-chan, Faye-chan, Kaeshi or Yukae-chan)
2. Age, As Precise As Possible
- 15 years, 8 months, 1 week, 1 day, etc.
3. Location, As Precise As Possible
- My room, 1st floor, Ryuuzou Mansion, No. 16-8A, Yuseiishi Avenue, Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan, Asia Continent, Planet Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy (Well, you did say precise…)
4. Hair And Eye Colour
- Red + maroon hair (Natural!) and silvery blue eyes that sometimes appears grayish
5. Favourite Colours
- All shades of black, red (Pink excluded!) and blue. Black and red look best on my though.
6. Best Friends
- Kidou Hinata, Eitsume Chiryusei, Akagi Haruko and the rest of the basketball team!
7. Have You Ever Been Kissed? If Yes, Where?
- On the school basketball court one night after practice… (Yeah, no one was there…)
8. From Who Was It?
- *Blush blush* Hisashi-kun…?
9. For A Million Dollars, Would You Make Out On The Basketball Court?
- I'm game!
10. You Favourite Scents
- Hisashi-kun's cologne (Which he only uses on special occasions), my shampoo, rain, food, leather, scented candles
11. Your Favourite Sounds
- Wind chimes, a basketball being dribbled, rain, birds chirping, the wind, cheers, the team's bickers…
12. What Do You Do When You First Wake Up?
- I blink and try to go back to sleep, but of course, I *have* to wake up…
13. What Do You See When You First Wake Up?
- A framed photograph of the whole Shohoku team, my bed or the ceiling
14. What's On The Shirt You're Wearing Now?
- The words "Shohoku Basketball Team"
15. How Often Do You Cry?
- It's not in my trait to cry, but if I do, it'd be alone
16. Do You Like Getting Caught In The Rain?
- Yes, but I also won't mind getting caught in the rain with someone else~
17. Would You Like To Tattoo/ Pierce Yourself?
- I already did, but I won't mind tattooing again
18. If Yes, Where?
- I pierced my left ear four times, right ear three times, my left eyebrow (Although I rarely use it), and I already have a butterfly motif tattoo on the back of my right shoulder. I would like to have a flame motif bracelet tattoo on my upper right arm, and the same for my right middle finger, and an oriental dragon on my left arm ^_^
19. What Books Do You Read?
- Erm… let's see, mangas, comics, fantasy, science fiction, fiction, novels
20. What's Under Your Bed?
- *Checks* Anime, manga, books, etc all in boxes. Organized and labeled.
21. In Your Closet?
- Clothes, a basketball, accessories, shoes?
22. If You Could Be An Animal, What Would It Be?
- A dragon, phoenix or tiger~
23. How Many Languages Can You Speak? List Them
- Erm, English, Japanese, Chinese. A little bit of French, Spanish, Italian, Korean, Latin and German. That makes… 10?
24. What Do People Say When They First Saw You?
- "Are you related to Sakuragi-kun?" or "Yo!"
25. How Do You Respond?
- "I'm not related to Sakuragi-kun dammit! … Or maybe I am…" or "Yo!"
26. What's Your Favourite Quote?
- "There is nothing to believe in, nor there is a need to believe…" by Vicious from Cowboy Bebop
27. Why?
- Because it sounds cool. And oh, Vicious is cool too!
28. What Song Do You Think Fits You?
- The instrumental version of Shouri Wo Yobu Otoko… for now… or Still In The Dark, the background theme for Millia VS Zato in the game Guilty Gear X
29. What's Your Favourite Song So Far?
- Don't know, but for now it is Knife Of Romance, ending theme for the anime Angel Sanctuary, or Tears by X Japan
30. Your Favourite Kind Of Music
- J-pop, J-rock (Japanese), pop, rock, classic, alternative, instrumental, X Japan ROCKS!
31. What Type Of Music Pisses You Off?
- Whiny boy band songs, girl band/ single girl songs and Eminem can make me crazy
32. Which Do You Prefer? Blondes, Red-Haired, Black-Haired Or Other Colours?
- No preference. I love all of them! ^_^
33. What's On Your Computer Background/ Wallpaper?
- A doujinshi drawing of the Shohoku's 5 players…
34. Your Favourite Article Of Clothing?
- Could be my basketball jersey, and not to mention my leather clothes and that prom dress
35. Have You Ever Done Something Illegal?
- I've been in gang and street fights if that counts
36. And Did You Get Caught?
- Hell no and never!
37. What's Your Favourite Feature Of Yourself?
- My hair, eyes and attitude~
38. What's Your Hated Feature Then?
- I love myself. End.
39. Would You Like To Change Your Name To…?
- Faye Celestyna Bennington
40. Why?
- It's my English name. Duh!
41. Ever Wished You Were An Anime/ Mange Character?
- Come to
think of it, yes
42. Who And Why?
- Urd from Ah! My Goddess, because she's so cool, Trish from the game Devil May Cry since she looks almost like me, Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop because of her attitude (Yeah! You go girl!), Millia Rage from the game Guilty Gear X because of her past and Legato Bluesummers from Trigun since he's so… cool…? :D
43. Your Favourite Place
- The bars, basketball court, home sweet home, school, any place cool/ cold
44. Your Favourite Kind Of Weather
- Cool and windy weather. Rainy weather is nice especially when you're home
45. Do You Like Alcoholic Beverages?
- I like Hisashi-kun's cocktails
46. Your Favourite Sports
- Basketball, definitely. And martial arts, shooting, fencing, swimming, diving, extreme sports, pool and archery rules! Is street fighting a sport?
47. What Number Do You Usually Use In Sports?
- I use 15 in official basketball games, and 25 in practices
48. How's Your Personal Mug?
- It's dark blue, with a basketball and "Basketball" on it, and "Enishi"
49. Who Sent This To You?
- My
friend in New Zealand… a deranged one, I might add
50. Why Did You Fill This Up?
- Out of boredom
Satisfied, she copied and pasted with a letter she had just typed, and sent it to her team mates. Smirking to herself, she closed her inbox and resumed surfing the internet…
A/N #3: There, as I said, it's not a funny attempt. Anyway, I'll be writing on about Rukawa pretty soon :D