Hey guys! I'm back! I'm in the car right now on my way to up north Michigan! No internet…So by the time I am done with this I will have internet and I can post it! I hope you enjoy this installment of the Interviews!
Interview 4: Viper
Name: Lin
Meaning of Name: Fine Jade; Forest
Title as a Kung Fu Master: Master Viper
Species: Tree Snake
Age: 26
Hobbies: Kung Fu, ribbon dancing, experimenting with makeup
Favorite Color: Pink
Favorite Song: Kaze Ni Naru (Japanese)
Favorite Pastime: Going down to the village on our days off
Best Friend: Tigress
And now onto my conversation with Viper…
Oh, MAN! Rose would be soooo jealous if she knew I was sitting in front of Master Viper! I'll have to make sure that I get her autograph for her or something, I thought. Master Viper was my friend Rose's favorite member of the Furious Five.
"Hey, Viper!" I said with a smile, sitting down on the chair in front of her. I pushed my tail out of the way so I wouldn't sit on it.
"Hello," she answered, returning the smile, "Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to?"
Well, wasn't she the polite one? "You can call me Mo. Would you mind if I just call you Viper? I'm sorry, I forgot that I need to be especially formal with you guys, considering you're all famous and stuff…"
"Oh, no! That's completely fine, sister. You can just call me Viper. It's kind of nice to meet someone who will be casual with us. The only person who's really like that is Po," she explained. I nodded.
"Wait, your favorite color is pink?" I asked, looking at the papers she had filled out.
"Yes, why?" she asked confusedly.
"Um…no reason. I love the color pink! It's all…pink, and stuff…" Yeah, right. Like I would ever wear pink, "Anyway, let's move onto the questions. I'm kind of curious, since your best friend is Tigress, do you have a problem with her best friend being Po?"
"No, not at all," she shook her head, "She can be best friends with whomever she likes. She's still my friend, so it doesn't matter. Plus, I'm pretty sure that she has a thing for Po, and vice versa."
"THANK YOU! AT LEAST YOU KNOW!" I laughed, "I had to ask all the others if they saw anything going on between them! At least you just came out and said it!"
She chuckled, "You're welcome."
"Don't you think they'd make a cute couple?" I asked, sighing.
"Yes! I've been waiting for them to get together forever. They should just do us all a favor and go out," she smirked.
"Oh, I know, right?" I rolled my eyes, "Okay…next question! What does your dad do right now? I've heard the stories about how you defeated the gorilla with only your ribbon. After you got accepted into Shifu's training, what did he do?"
"Oh," she sighed, "He's still doing the same old thing he was before. Defeating villains, but differently than he used to. Since he doesn't have fangs anymore he doesn't use his…'Poison Fang Technique' as Po called it. I'm not entirely sure what he does to defeat villains, though. I haven't spoken to him in quite some time."
"Why not?"
"Because we are never able to contact one another. I've sent my father numerous messages, yet he hasn't replied to one of them," she frowned, "I sometimes wonder if something happened to him."
"Don't worry, Viper. I'm sure he's alright. If he wasn't then they would have sent a message to you telling you so," I comforted her.
"I suppose you're right," She said, giving a weak half-smile.
"Okay…Now," I started, "The third question on your interview is…Umm…Uh…Pardon me, I make these up as I go along."
"That's fine," she answered.
"What, do you gotta problem with that? Why is it so bad that I- oh, uh…Sorry about that. I thought you said something different. Heh, heh…Okay, my third question for you is…Do you have feelings for anyone at all?"
"Excuse me?"
"Ugh! Why do I keep forgetting to say this? I'm so sorry, Viper! I forgot to tell you that some of these questions might be a bit personal." I shoved my forehead into my paw.
"Oh, um…alright. That's fine, I suppose," She said, "I don't think that I have any feelings for anyone right now…"
"Are you sure?" I narrowed my eyes.
"Well…I guess I might have my sight set on someone at the moment."
"Oh? And who's that?" I was trying to be a lot calmer, at least on the outside. On the inside I was still kind of freaking out.
"C-Crane…"
OH MY GODS! NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD AT ALL! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! NO, NO, NO, NO! My thoughts screamed these types of things, while the only sign of disturbance I was showing on the outside was my eye twitching just the slightest bit.
"Crane?" I gasped. She blushed and nodded, "Viper! Why?"
"Well, he's just so…"
"Never mind! I don't wanna know why!" I waved my arms around frantically, "Oh, gods!"
"What? What's wrong?" she asked worriedly.
"N-Nothing! I just…I just don't like the pairing of you and Crane, that's all!" I lied.
"Hmph," she huffed indignantly, "I'm sorry you brought it up, then."
"I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean anything by it! It's just…"
"Is this interview over? I'd like to leave," she groaned.
"Um, yes. Apparently it is. But first, can I get your autograph for a friend of mine?" I held out a paper and a paintbrush dipped in ink. She took them both of my paw with her tail and signed it rather gruffly.
"Here you go, enjoy your day," she said, slithering out of the room.
And I stood there, dumbstruck, as to how she could be in love with Crane, and wondering what the in the name of banana's I did wrong.
Pahaha, sorry. I don't really like the way it turned out. I hope you guys do. :D Review!
Oh, and Kaze Ni Naru, Viper's favorite song, was the song played at the end of "The Cat Returns", a Japanese anime movie. It's by Studio Ghibli. That song was my favorite song for a while, and I can still remember a lot of the words to it…you should go listen to it. It's really pretty :)