Abridged Kirby: Episode 9
JadeDragonKnight
Part 1
It was another sunny day in Dream Land (man, is it ever not sunny?) Today, Lololo and Lalala were found zooming through the castle corridors. Three Waddle Dees were standing guard and saw the two fairy like….things flying towards them.
"Watch out!"
"Move it or lose it!"
They sored past the guards, putting them in a spin that made them pass out. After a bit, they burst through the doors to the throne room and came to a halt in front of King Dedede and Escargon.
"Sorry we're late," Lalala stated.
"What do ya need, boss?" Lololo asked.
"Humph, it's about freaking time you got here," Dedede scoffed, "Go to the fortune teller and get my fortune for today."
"Yeah, we'll get right on that," Lalala replied indifferently.
They turned to leave.
"Hold it!" Escargon ordered, "Lalala is to stay here and massage his majesty's shoulders."
"Say what?" Lololo objected.
"Hell, I ain't massaging no fat shoulders," Lalala asserted with his hands on her hips.
"Excuse me?" Dedede shouted.
"Oh snap," Lololo added.
"You follow my commands!" Dedede yelled.
"We follow the Cabinet Minster's commands," Lalala argued.
"Yeah, we ain't your servants," Lololo added.
"Errr, if you won't follow my orders, then you're fired!" Dedede shouted, swinging his arm and smacking Escargon.
"You can't fire us," Lalala affirmed.
"We quit," Lololo added.
Dedede's face turned red and steam exploded from his ears. He grabbed them and tossed them off the balcony. They couldn't regain balance before they hit the ground right in front of Fumu. The fairies hovered in the air and pointed at the king.
"That's right, go massage your own back," Lalala called.
"You guys really need to get some good social skills," Fumu sighed.
"Oh we got plenty honey," Lalala replied.
"Don't be hatin'," Lololo exclaimed.
"Oh Bun," Memu sang, "Are you finished studying?"
"Nope, I'm gonna go play with sis," he replied.
"I don't think so mister!" Memu shouted, fire erupting around her.
Bun began to shiver and stuttered, "Dad."
"Now honey, aren't you being a little harsh," Parm said, "He doesn't even go to school."
"You always go easy on him! We're his parents and we have to be firm."
"Speaking of parents," Lololo and Lalala said in unison, "Where's ours?"
Memu and Parm stiffened.
"Uh, a stork dropped you off here," Parm assured.
"Ah come on, that old story's whack," Lololo stated.
"Well, um," Memu added.
"Hey, didn't you and dad take them in when I was young?" Fumu asked.
"Oh of course, we found them in a cabbage patch," Memu replied.
"No it was a blooming flower," Parm added.
"Stop using fairy tales!" Fumu shouted.
"Fairies don't have tails," Bun argued.
The couple pushed everyone out of the room and into the hallway.
"Now you all go play outside. Don't worry about studying," Memu said with a smile.
"But you just said, ow!" Bun said while Lololo elbowed him in the arm.
"Dude, she said no books," Lololo whispered.
"Have fun now," Parm added before slamming the door shut.
After a bit of silence, Lalala flew in front of them and said, "Well why you standing there gawking at the door?"
"She right, let's go," Fumu stated as they went down the hall.
"Humph, parents," Bun snickered.
Parm's ear was pressed against the door. When he knew they were out of earshot he sighed and went to sit down. Memu followed.
"Kids," Parm sighed.
"They're at that age when they question everything," Memu added.
"Yeah. Where did we get them?"
"You forgot? It was before Bun was born! Ugh, time for a flashback."
The screen faded to a different scene in the past. It was nighttime. Parm and Memu were sitting on the fountain in the courtyard, rocking baby Fumu to sleep. When she closed her eyes Parm went to say something loudly. Memu quickly slapped her hands on his mouth and gestured to be quiet.
He nodded and whispered, "What a relief she's finally asleep."
"AHH!"
Memu slapped him again. This time he fell in the water. She looked up at the real source of the screaming. It was Lololo and Lalala falling from the king's balcony. Memu went to them while Parm trudged out of the fountain. Fumu woke up and started crying. Parm face palmed.
The screen faded back to present time.
"It took forever to get Fumu back to sleep," Parm complained.
"Before she woke up I could swear I heard his majesty say they were originally a demon beast called Lola," Memu added.
"That's where we came up with their names? That's stupid."
"We did that so they wouldn't know they were demon beasts! If they found out they would be shocked. That's why we have to keep it a secret."
"Poyo?"
The couple looked down to find Kirby standing there.
"Lo, la? Lola piyo!" he cheered.
They froze in shock and confusion.