Abridged Kirby: Episode 9

JadeDragonKnight

Part 4

They continued to run up the stairwell.

"It worked," Fumu said, "We have to get you guys back to normal."

"Didn't you hear us?" Lalala replied.

"I rather be a dude," Lololo added.

"Ok, but we have to get Kirby back to normal," Bun stated.

They reached the top of the castle. The kids set the kirbys down in front of the flying puffs. They nodded to each other and smacked them in the head with the staff. The kirbys morphed together into one Kirby. Just then, the demon caught up to them and charged.

"Kirby, inhale it!" Fumu said as they took cover.

Kirby ran up and began to suck in a bunch of air. The demon tripped and dropped the moon staff. Kirby inhaled it and became Cutter Kirby.

"Yeah he did it!" Bun cheered.

Fumu paused and looked around.

"What?" Lololo asked.

"Isn't this the part Meta Knight pops up and tells us a bunch of stuff?" she asked.

"Who cares," Lalala stated.

Kirby began throwing the blade on his head around. It sliced through the demon with ease. Kirby caught it and sliced through the middle. The demon froze and split in two.

"That was a quick battle," Bun stated.

Tokkori and Rick showed up.

"Hey use that cutter to put us back to normal," Tokkori said.

"That doesn't sound healthy," Rick added.

Kirby cut them apart and Fumu put them together with the staff. They were happy they were back to normal and left. Kirby then transformed back to his normal self.

"Hey!"

The group turned to the voice then grew wide eyed. Two Meta Knights were walking up to them, one green and one pink.

"I don't know what the heck's going on here, but you better fix this!" the green Meta Knight ordered.

"Sir Meta Knight?" Bun questioned.

"You sound more, firm," Fumu added.

"You sound surprised, darling," the pink Meta Knight replied, crossing her arms.

"Of course I'm more firm! I'm not letting this happen," the green half said, pointing to pink. "A feminist Meta Knight running around is not good for ratings!"

"I think it's hilarious," Lalala stated.

"No it's not!"

"Humph, I see how it is," Pink said with her hands on her hips, "I know when I'm not wanted."

She then turned and left. Green face palmed.

"Look, see what you did," he said as he went after her.

"We should put them back together before one gets a restraining order," Bun said.

"It's ok," Green said to Pink, "I know you're sorry."

Pink slapped him across the face.

Lololo whistled and said, "That chick puts the male in female."

"Ok that's enough," Fumu said as she went over to them and smacked them in the head with the staff.

They morphed into one Meta Knight.

"Whoa, what just happened?" the knight said.

"Let's just say you got more in touch with your feminine self," Fumu informed.

"Look, the demon is doing something!" Bun shouted.

It got brighter then exploded. When it ended they saw the staff was broken.

"Well, everything's back to normal now," Fumu informed as she tossed the stick aside.

"Great, now back to bed," Meta Knight stated as he turned to leave. "Oh by the way, that was Cutter Kirby in the fight."

"How would you know that if you weren't there?" Fumu asked.

Meanwhile Dedede and Escargon stood in the stairwell.

"That's it. There's nothing left," Dedede muttered.

"That's what you get for not restraining yourself like the fortune said," the attendant replied.

Dedede burst into tears, grabbed him and cried, "That hurts!"

Back at the group, Kirby was stomping on the staff ashes.

"Just remember Kirby," Lalala said.

"We saved your sorry butt," Lololo added.

"I don't think he understands," Fumu said.

Kirby ran up and held them up in both hands. Everyone smiled as a star closed on them into black.

THE END