A/N: I know it's been a while, and I apologize. Today, I was looking through an old spiral bound and I found about two or three stories I wrote months ago and forgot to add to this. So, here they are, and I sincerely apologize for the delay. Don't eat me.

Disclaimer: Not JK. Definitely do not own HP.

Name: Mission Impossible
Pairing: James/Sirius

Today was the day. James and Sirius had been planning this for months now. A lot of work (and dictionary use) had gone into preparing for this night.

James quietly hummed the Mission Impossible theme song as he and Sirius snuck through the halls of Hogwarts to the Heads' dorm.

"Agent Padfoot, do you read me? Over," James said, peaking around a corner.

"I do, Agent Prongs. Over," Sirius replied, doing a tuck-and-roll.

WHAM

Sirius' tuck-and-roll had tuck-and-rolled him right into a wall. James glared.

"Agent Padfoot, don't blow our cover," he said. "Do you have the stuff? Over."

Sirius groaned softly and nodded. "Lily gave it to me this morning. Do you have the CVR, Agent Prongs? Over."

"Lily said it's a VCR, over," James corrected. He suddenly pressed his back flat to the wall, inching slowly around the corner. Then he darted to the other side of the wall, flattening himself again and humming.

"Duh-nah-nuh…" he whisper-yelled. Sirius followed him. It seemed he had decided to stop his tuck-and-roll technique.

James spotted something.

"May day, may day!" he said. "Act natural, Agent Padfoot. Don't give us away! Over."

The two boys straightened and smiled as Lily, Remus, and Peter approached.

"Hello, you two," Lily said. "Look who I found in the library! We were just on our way to the Common Room."

"Yeah…" Sirius said. His eyes darted from side to side. James elbowed him.

"What are you up to?" Lily asked.

"Uh…" James said, "We were just going to…"

"Pee on turtles," Sirius said. James looked at him sharply.

Pee on turtles? he mouthed.

Sirius shrugged. Or bunnies. Whichever. he mouthed back

Their three friends eyed them warily.

"Alright…" Remus said. Years of experience had taught him not to ask. "Come, Lily, Peter, let us leave these two to their turtles…"

Once they were gone, Sirius exhaled. "Whew! That was close!"

"Pee on turtles?!" James yelled. "What was that?!"

"I was thinking on my feet!"

James glared. "Just come on."

The two boys hurried off to the Heads' dorm, the "stuff" safely tucked away in Sirius' bag.

oOo

An hour later, Lily walked into the Heads' Common Room to find James and Sirius clutching each other and wailing, tears streaming down their faces.

A muggle TV and VCR sat on the floor in front of them. Lily recognized the movie.

She sighed. "Come on, boys. Time for bed."

She helped James up.

"So sad," James muttered, snuffling.

"I know," Lily said. She pulled Sirius up.

"Jamesie," Sirius said.

"Yes?"

"Hold me…"

The two boys burst into tears again. They stumbled up to bed, holding each other.

Lily sighed again and turned off The Lion King, where Mufasa's death scene was still playing.

A/N: Before you say it, I know that scene is not an hour into the movie. But I imagine it took them a while to get the VCR working. Also, ignore the rule that no muggle devices work in Hogwarts, kay? Kay.