A/N: Awe yeah, new story yeah! Haha snaps for you if you got the jersey shore reference I attempted to make.
Slight OOCness.
Highschool fic
Alternate Universe, kind of ?
Sexting.
Sasuke Uchiha wasn't your average 16 year old; he was cold, anti-social and was absolutely gorgeous.
He had raven hair that was styled in the back in a way Naruto would describe as a chicken butt. He had dark cold onyx eyes that looked dreamy with his pale skin.
He had many dislikes and very few likes, one of those many dislikes happened to be Monday mornings.
He was already annoyed that's his beloved girlfriend was going to be away for the rest of the week.
Don't get me wrong, he's not one of those clingy boyfriends that needed his girlfriend around him 24/7 to function properly.
He just didn't want her to get hit on, he was very possessive of what was his.
He had come 35 minutes early to school this morning, he sat down at his homeroom seat. The rest of the room was empty.
'Finally some peace and quiet.'
"TEMMMMEEE!" the screaming got louder and louder as the boy got closer.
'Well so much for some fucking peace and quiet.' Sasuke thought to himself before groaning as Naruto walked in.
"Hn." Sasuke mumbled to his friend while giving him a death glare.
"Teme, if you're done having your period now can I borrow your phone?" The blonde half screamed into the Uchihas ear.
'It is way too early to deal with this dobe.'
Sasuke groaned but still took out his shiny iphone, glaring at Naruto as if telling him he better not break it but still handed it over.
He knew Naruto already had a phone but him being him he probably dropped it in some ramen or something stupid that he didn't care to ask about.
Naruto walked out of the classroom with Sasukes phone in his hand, he was grinning like mad.
Naruto P.o.v
I couldn't believe that the teme gave up his phone to me so easily without any questions too.
Woot!
Plan 'Black mail the teme is in action!'
Normal pov
Now Naruto is a different story, he also isn't like the average teenager. He has birth marks on his cheeks that resemble whiskers; he has amazing sea blue eyes and blonde hair.
He would also easily be classified as gorgeous except that he was very loud, very annoying and very obnoxious. He also loved Monday mornings.
Naruto was at his locker; well actually he was half in it as if he was trying to hide whatever he was doing.
'He doesn't have Sakura as a contact?' Naruto asked himself obviously confused why he couldn't find his bestfriends girlfriend on his phone.
He decided to just look at the previous text messages, there was only one conversation there and it was from…. Snookums.
Yes, the mighty Mr. I have no emotions Uchiha's contact name for his girlfriend was snookums.
He burst out into a loud laughter causing many people to stop and stare at him as if he was crazy.
He quickly typed out the message he wanted to send to her,
'Babe I miss you, send me some pictures of your sexy body k? ;)'
He giggled with excitement, he couldn't wait to see Sasuke's face when he got the pictures.
He quickly deleted the conversation so there would be no evidence.
Naruto thought he was slick, too bad he didn't think about the other factor in his 'plan', Sakura.
Sakura was your normal 16 year old girl she liked, no loved food, to be with her friends, she hated school and Mondays. The only thing that made her abnormal was her hair. It was pink, yes it was natural. She had her tresses cut into a cute a-line bob. She also had the most stunning emerald green eyes.
Currently she was in Suna, a city 4 hours away from her home town of Konoha.
She sighed as she sat down on the pier by the lake of her grandmother's house.
Her grandmother's backyard was a river, it was gorgeous but the pinkette missed her friends.
Especially her raven haired, gorgeous, annoying, rude, smexy boyfriend.
She felt a slight vibrate come from her pants, she quickly got out her pink blackberry curve to see who was texting her.
-1 new text message from Sasu-cakes-
A confused look quickly made its way onto her face and then she raised an eyebrow as she wondered,
'Why is he texting me.. its Monday he should still be brooding.'
She quickly opened the text.
'Babe I miss you, send me some pictures of your sexy body k? ;)'
She started laughing like a maniac.
'HAHA, oh my gosh what is air. Does Naruto seriously think I'm that stupid?'
She knew her boyfriend wouldn't ask her something like that when he had seen it a few nights before. A pink blush formed over her cheeks as she thought about her boyfriend.
She quickly snapped out of her thoughts, a new plan in mind.
She rolled up the sleeve of her shirt and pushed her elbow out, quickly taking a picture of the crease that now looked like cleavage.
She smirked and sent the picture to Sasuke's phone.
She giggled as she walked back to the house thinking of Naruto's reaction.
Naruto felt a vibrate come from his jacket pocket, he knew that this was for Sasuke but you couldn't blame a guy for being curious.. right?
He quickly opened the text; his eyes almost fell out of the sockets.
'Wow, who knew she had such a rack.' He shouted to himself in his head.
Even if it was wrong Naruto was still a guy and was curious about how his dear best friend had changed since puberty.
He started thinking about how Sasuke was going to kill him if he found out. And then it hit him right smack in the face.
Yes, Naruto was so caught up in his thoughts that he walked right into a door but it caused him to realize that he could use this as blackmail on Sakura as well.
He quickly replied to her message, 'Mmmm baby I miss those.'
He grinned, thinking that he was a genius.
It was the end of the day and all Sasuke wanted to do was go home and take a much needed nap but first he had to find the dobe that stole his phone this morning and never gave it back.
It wasn't hard to spot him because of the fact that Naruto wore a bright orange trackset to school today.
"Hey teme!" He said way too cheery for the Uchihas liking.
"Tch, phone now dobe." he grunted
"Alright, alright, calm down. You know teme you should take that sick out of your ass once in a while." Naruto said while walking away.
The first thing Sasuke did was inspect his phone for ramen stains, scratches, cracks but he didn't find anything.
He raised an eyebrow; it was odd for Naruto to take care of something.
He had expected at least a few scratches.
He brushed off whatever he was feeling and walked over to his black 911.
As he drove home he decided to call the pinkette that he has missed all of today.
-rinnnnng-
-rinnnnng-
-rinn-
"Hello?"
"Hey," he huskily said into the phone.
"Hey just the guy I was going to call!"
"Hn?" confused to why she would need to call him.
"You let Naruto borrow your phone?"
"Yeah. Ugh what'd the dobe do to you?" he groaned knowing that he should have questioned Narutos intentions with his phone.
"Umm, he sexted me."
Sasuke's eyes widened for about half a second before slamming on the breaks and shouting out a loud, "WHAT?"
"He was pretending to be you but I'm not stupid."
"Just wait till I get my hands on that dobe." He grumbled.
"Don't worry I sent him a picture of my elbow fat," she giggled at her jealous boyfriend.
"Sasu-cakes I have a plan though!" She said while grinning, a grin that he would feel over the phone.
Sasuke smirked, "What's the plan?"
A/N:
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