So, I honestly wrote this a month ago...I just forgot about it, i found it on my computer a few days ago ^^; sorry

I got this idea when I went to a friend's house, we roasted this huge marshmallows, and of course I got it all over my face...and some how on my forehead...^^?

I hope you all enjoy!


Roy followed Ed back into the outer office after their little escapade to the supply closet. He hadn't been expecting his subordinates to turn to the door, their eyes moving from Ed's face to Roy's. Mild horror shone in some eyes, while others were rolling on the floor laughing.

"Really now, Colonel?" Havoc gasped from the floor. "You just couldn't wait to get some could you?"

Hawkeye and Falman shook their heads, looking ashamed of the two. Fuery had his head on his desk, his arms covering it and Breda was still sprawled out on the floor, pointing at the two, laughing. Ed turned to Roy frowning, not quite understanding what the others were reacting to. Roy's eyes widened as he saw Ed's face and he could only gape in horror and attempt to come up with an excuse of some sort. Roy inwardly cursed himself for not turning on the lights or looking more closely at Ed before they had returned to the office.

"N-no, it's not what it lo-"

"It's marshmallow."

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the young blonde who was glaring at everyone.

"Right, chief," Havoc shook his head as he sat up. "And why would you have marshmallows all over your face? Why would you be walking back into the room with the colonel? And where is this bag of marshmallows?" Havoc smirked as Ed turned to glare specifically at him.

"I wanted the Bastard here to roast the marshmallows I brought for a snack; apparently he thought it'd be funny not to tell me I got it all over myself." Ed then reached into his red cloak pocket and pulled out an open, half-full, bag of marshmallows and waved it for everyone to see.

Riza and Falman quickly resumed their work. Fuery blushed and scratched his head before doing the same. Breda and Havoc were a bit red in the face as well as they got off the floor and returned to their desks. While this happened, the dark-haired colonel was dragged into his inner office by the blonde major. Closing the door behind them, the said blonde turned angrily toward Roy with his hands on his hips. "What the hell? I thought you said it was all off!" Edward hissed as he stormed over to Roy's desk, grabbed tissues from the top, and started digging through the drawers for Roy's mirror. Roy smiled uneasily as he followed Ed.

"It was dark, I thought you had..." Ed snorted, still unable to find the mirror.

"And you're just lucky I saved your ass. What happened to your quick thinking?"

"I don't know, my mind must've still been in a daze..." Roy trailed off as he saw Ed's face quickly match his coat. Turning Ed around, Roy took the tissue from his hand and proceeded to clean the blonde. "That was definitely a stroke of genius on your part, Ed."

"Well, duh." He maintained his blush as he closed his eyes and leaned into Roy's touch. "Child prodigy here."

"Hm," Finishing cleaning Edward's face, Roy leaned down next to his ear and whispered seductively, "Maybe I can roast a few more marshmallows on you tonight." Roy chuckled softly when he stepped back and saw that Ed had gone cross-eyed. Blinking and shaking his head rapidly, Ed smacked Roy's arm and began to storm out of the office, muttering something about a, 'Stupid sexy Bastard.'