Baichan: I like the thought of Blaine kidnapping Kurt as a joke. So, here it is. XD
Disclaimer: I do not glee.
Brittany and Santana are together. This is the first time Blaine, David, and Wes are meeting New Direction's.
Rachel was ranting about what song she should sing next when three guys in uniform entered. Kurt just stared at them from his seat in the corner of the room.
"Uh, hi!" the shortest and most charming of the three said, giving a dapper and charming smile.
Santana smirked and stood up and sauntered over to him.
"Why hello, aren't you Mr. Charming, how would you like a date with me and Britt's to Breadstix's? We could have some fun afterwards." she said with sultriest tone she could muster, tracing her fingers up and down his arm.
"You're scaring me. Could you, uh, not touch me? Oh and sorry but you really aren't my type." he says with brows furrowed.
The other two snicker in the background.
Santana clicks her tongue in distaste and walks back to sit in Brittany's lap.
"I was just wondering 'cause Britt's said she you were hot." she said casually waving him off, to give her full attention to Brittany.
Rachel stood and marched over to the three boys.
"What do you want then?" she said eyeing them suspiciously.
"We're here to kidnap Mr. Charming's date." said the Asian kid.
Everybody looked at him funny.
"No really we are gonna kidnap his date." said the black kid.
"So who's the lucky girl?" said Quinn who was studying her nails, secretly wishing it was her.
Mr. Charming smiled, and the two other boys laughed.
"Wait! We still have to sing the song!" shouted Mr. Charming.
"What song?" said Rachel.
"We plan to serenade Mr. Charming's date." said the Asian kid.
"Grab the microphone Mr. Charming." said the black kid smirking.
"My name is Blaine Anderson by the way." said Blaine before grabbing the microphone.
"My name is Wes and that's David we're singing back up." said the Asian kid.
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So scared of breaking it that you won't let it bend
And I wrote two hundred letters I will never send
Sometimes these cuts are so much deeper then they seem
You'd rather cover up, I'd rather let them be
So let me be, and I'll set you free
I am in misery
There ain't nobody who can comfort me, oh yeah
Why won't you answer me?
The silence is slowly killing me, oh yeah
Girl you really got me bad
You really got me bad
Now I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna get you back
Your salty skin and how it mixes in with mine
The way it feels to be completely intertwined
Not that I didn't care, it's that I didn't know
It's not what I didn't feel, it's what I didn't show
So let me be, and I'll set you free
I am in misery
And there ain't nobody who can comfort me, oh yeah
Why won't you answer me?
The silence is slowly killing me, oh yeah
Girl you really got me bad
You really got me bad
And now I'm gonna get you back
Now I'm gonna get you back
You say your faith is shaken, and you may be mistaken
You keep me wide awake and waiting for the sun
I'm desperate and confused, so far away from you
I'm getting there, I don't care where I have to roam
Why do you do what you do to me, yeah?
Why won't you answer me, answer me yeah?
Why do you do what you do to me yeah?
Why won't you answer me, answer me yeah?
I am in misery
And there ain't nobody who can comfort me, oh yeah
Why won't you answer me?
The silence is slowly killing me, oh yeah
Girl you really got me bad
You really got me bad
And now I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna get you back
Girl you really got me bad
You really got me bad
And now I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna get you back
Girl you really got me bad
You really got me bad
And now I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna get you back
Girl you really got me bad
You really got me bad
Now I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna get you back
When Blaine finished most of the girls swooned.
Rachel approached him.
"Wow you are a fantastic singer!" she said practically latching herself onto his arm.
"Uh thanks but please let go I came to pick up my date." Blaine said.
"Please, I'm sure who ever it is, I would be a much better match! Hm, what was your last name again?" she said looking up at him.
"Blaine Anderson." Blaine said trying to push Rachel off.
Kurt stood and sauntered up to Blaine.
"I thought it was Blaine Warbler." he said putting one hand on his hip and looking unimpressed at Rachel.
"Only for you babe." Blaine said with a wink.
"Rachel, I would appreciate it if you let go of my boyfriend's arm." Kurt said looking at her with his bitch-please look.
"What?" screeched Rachel who immediately let go of Blaine's arm.
"Ow my ear." mumbled Blaine.
Kurt just rolled his eyes.
Blaine then smirked and grabbed Kurt and hoisted him over his shoulder.
"Blaine!" screeched Kurt.
"Sorry but we need to borrow this countertenor, we'll bring him back, eventually." Blaine said over his shoulder as he walked out.
"Or you know not." said the Wes.
"Ya we could just get him to transfer!" said David.
"We could use a countertenor!" said Wes.
"Ya! He can get a scholarship and then we'll defiantly win at Sectional's!" said David.
"So ya we'll just steal him." said Wes as he left.
"You can have him back after Regional's!" called David over his shoulder as he followed Wes.
Everyone sat stunned and opened mouth.
"Wh-what just happened?" asked Rachel.
"Mr. Charming is gay and dating Kurt who he just kidnapped." said Santana rolling her eyes.
"Hey! They kidnapped my brother." Finn said standing up in alarm.
"Oh hey Kurt left a note!" Mercedes exclaimed.
"What does it say?" said Tina.
"'Finn don't worry it wasn't really kidnapping.'" said Mercedes.
"Oh." said Finn sitting back down.
Baichan: Idk if I should or even can make this a one-shot, so review and tell me if I should make it longer!