The Package

Summary: One day, a package is dropped off at my house. After opening it, I discover the Akatsuki, the former nine rookie genin, their sensei, Sai, team Gai, and the sand siblings all in the package. They're all Shippuden version. There are only two problems; they're all in Chibi form and 6 inches tall. Can you say trouble?

Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto characters or anything else you might recognize.

Warning: OOCness, OCs, Crack Pairings, and Pairings with Naruto characters and OCs.

A/N: Black Zetsu talks in bold, white Zetsu talks like everyone else. I came up with this story after reader one that was similar. I got inspired and I thought something like this would be fun and might help me out of my massive writer's block. R&R please!

Chapter One: The Box

I was sitting on my couch listening to the music station on my TV and playing on my laptop when I heard a knock on the door. I sighed and reluctantly got up after setting my laptop down beside me. I walked to the door, half-expecting one of my friends to be at the door. The only thing I saw was a big box. I bent down to see who it was addressed to and who sent it. It was certainly addressed to me, but there was no return address. 'That's weird; I haven't ordered anything in awhile…' I thought, dragging the box inside and closing the door. I ran to the kitchen to get a butter knife and when I came back, I heard voices coming from the box.

"Get us out of here!" One of the voices yelled.

"GET US THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING BOX!" Another voice yelled.

"Okay, either there are people in the box or I've finally snapped…" I said to myself, and then started to cut open the box. After I open the box, I saw a shitload of Naruto plushies at the bottom.

"What are you looking at?" The Kiba plushie asked.

"I've gone insane, I'm hearing plushies talk." I said with a sigh.

"We're not plushies!" The Kibe plushie yelled again.

"You guys are obviously the cast of Naruto and have been shrunk to 6 inch chibis and sent to my world," I explained, looking at all of them. I reached into the box and pulled out Naruto and Sai.

"Do you have ramen in this world?" Naruto asked, looking up at me.

"We have all kinds of food, ramen is one of those." I told him and laughed when his eyes lit up and he grinned his trademark grin.

"Do you have books to help me fit in here?" Sai asked, looking a little embarrassed.

"You won't need them, Sai. Just try to relax and don't kill anyone." I told him, setting him and Naruto down on the couch. I then picked up Sasuke so no one would kill him.

"Hn." Sasuke grunted, not even acknowledging my presence.

"Fine then, I'll put you back into the box to be killed." I told him and laughed when his eyes lit up with fear.

"No! I don't want to die!" Sasuke yelled, clutching to my arm.

"Wow, that was completely OOC! I made Sasuke here act un-Uchiha like!" I yelled in victory and set him down on the end table by the couch. "You'll be safe there."

"Sasuke! Come back to the Leaf Village!" Naruto yelled in his direction.

"NO!" Sasuke yelled back, going to the corner farthest away from the couch and sitting down. I pulled Kakashi and Sakura out of the box next.

"Put me down by Sasuke-kun!" Sakura demanded.

"No, Sasuke needs to stay safe." I told her, putting her down by Naruto and Sai.

"Do you have Icha Icha Paradise books here? I seem to have misplaced mine…" Kakashi said.

"No, we don't. I'm sorry Kakashi." I told him, feeling a little sad when he bent his head down in defeat. I patted him gently on the head and set him down on the couch by his team.

"How do you know our names?" Shino asked when I pulled him and Kiba out of the box.

"You guys are part of an anime/manga in this world, I know all about you guys." I told him.

"Where's Akamaru?" Kiba asked frantically.

"I don't think he's here. I'm sorry, Kiba." I said, feeling bad. I set those two on the couch with the others and picked up Hinata and Kurenai.

"I demand you tell us your name now." Kurenai said, looking into my eyes.

"My name is Alyssa." I told her.

"H-hi A-alyssa-chan…." Hinata greeted.

"It's just Alyssa, no honorifics are used in this world," I said while putting the two girls done on the couch with the others. I picked up Choji and Shikamaru next.

"Do you have any food?" Choji asked, looking around the room to find any food.

"Yes, I have food and I will give you some after getting all of the Konoha ninja out of the box." I told him, look at Shikamaru and having to stifle my fangirl squeals. There were only 5 Naruto characters who could make me do a fangirl squeal: Kakashi, Shikamaru, Kiba, Sasori, and Pein. I controlled myself with Kakashi and Kiba, but I was going to lose it if I didn't get a break after Shikamaru.

"What are you looking at?" Shikamaru asked.

"You, obviously, you look so cute when you're tiny!" I yelled gleefully, having to stifle my giggles. I set those two down and picked up Asuma and Ino.

"Do you have a crush on Shikamaru or something?" Ino asked me.

"No, I don't, but I have a guy friend who has a crush on you and if you annoy me, I might just get him over here." I told Ino, laughing a little because it was true. (A/N: It really is, it's scary how much my guy friend likes Ino. I think there's something wrong with him.)

"Can you put me down next to Kurenai?" Asuma asked, looking over towards the woman he mentioned.

"Sure, Ino, you can go by your teammates." I told them, and then set them down where I said they would. I then pulled out Tenten and Neji.

"It seems fate has sent us into an unknown world. We mustn't question fate, of course." Neji told Tenten.

"Enough about fate, I need to find my weapons!" Tenten yelled, looking around frantically.

"Your weapons must be gone, I'll make you some fake ones that are safe to use in this world." I assured Tenten, she nodded in approval and I set those two down near the others. I groaned when I realized who I would have to pick up next, and then a light bulb lit up in my head. I picked up Rock lee and Gai, putting them over on the entertainment center before they could have make comments about 'youthfulness.' I then picked up Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara.

"Put me down." Gaara demanded.

"Be nice Gaara, she seems nice, so in case I'm wrong, you might want to be nice to her." Temari told him.

"Don't worry, I'm sure girls with big boobs are nice." Kankuro said. I sighed and put them down on the couch.

"Alright, I'm leaving you Akatsuki members in the box for right now while I go and get food." I told them, hurrying to the kitchen before Hidan could yell at me and call me a fucking bitch. I gathered Dango, Pocky, and Potato chips for them to eat. I did NOT want any of them having candy, especially Tobi. I poured the treats into three different bowls and walked back into the living room, putting the three bowls down on the couch. I turned my attention back to the box, but before I could get anyone out, I heard the familiar ringtone of "Welcome to the Family" by Avenged Sevenfold coming from my phone on the coffeetable. I immediately grabbed it and picked up.

"Hello?" I asked.

"HEY! Where are you!" I heard my friend Sara's voice say on the other side.

"I'm at my house, feel free to come over, my uncle's out of town on business, like always…" I said. (A/N: My uncle is seriously off on business trips for awhile, he's hardly ever home these days because of how busy his company is.)

"Sweet! Do you think I could sleep over?" Sara asked.

"I'll have to call my uncle, but it'll probably be a yes. Oh and I have a HUGE surprise for you when you get here!" I told her, remembering she was Hidan fangirl.

"Alright, I'll be over in ten minutes!" Sara said, hanging up on her end. I put down the phone and went back to the box, taking Pein and Konan out of the box.

"Do you have any Paper I could use to make origami with?" Konan asked.

"Yes I do, I love making origami animals." I told her with a smile.

"You shall refer to me as Pein-sama or Fearless Leader." Pein told me.

"I'll call you Pein-sama." I told him, setting Konan and him down on the coffee table. I then remember I needed to call my uncle, so I grabbed my cell phone and dialed his number.

"Yes?" I heard his deep voice ask on the other side.

"Hey Uncle Allen! Do you think Sara could sleep over tonight?" I asked.

"Sure, have fun, kiddo." He said.

"Thanks! Oh and you remember the Naruto cast from that anime I showed you?" I asked.

"No problem and yes I do." He told me.

"Well, they magically came to our door earlier and they're 6 inch chibis! Can I keep them?" I asked, knowing he probably thought it was a joke.

"Sure, sure, now I have to go, kiddo. I'll see you in a month when I get back." He said with a laugh and hung up. I pumped my fist in the air with a feeling of victory. I then picked up Kisame and Itachi.

"Do you have a swimming pool?" Kisame asked.

"Yes I do." I answered.

"Hn." Itachi grunted, the same response as Sasuke, but I let it slide because I like Itachi more than Sasuke. I set them down by their leader and pulled out Tobi and Zetsu.

"HI ALYSSA-CHAN!" Tobi squealed in a high pitch voice.

"It's just Alyssa and please be a little quieter, Tobi." I told him.

"Okay, Tobi will be quieter for Alyssa because Tobi's a good boy!" He said happily.

"What will we eat? I'm hungry." Zetsu told me.

"I'll feed you some raw meat from the fridge." I told him, setting him and Tobi down by the others.

"Hey bitch! Get me the fuck out of here!" Hidan swore at me.

"I was just about to grab you and Kakuzu, so shut the fuck up, bastard." I told him, pulling out him and Kakuzu.

"Do you have any money I could count so I don't have to put up with this idiot?" Kakuzu asked me and I nodded with a laugh, setting them down by the other Akatsuki members. I was preparing myself not to squeal when I saw Sasori. I picked him and Deidara up and they were in a heated argument about art.

"Art is a bang, un!" Deidara argued.

"Art is eternal, brat." Sasori retorted.

"Bang, un!"

"Eternal!"

"Bang, un!"

"Eternal, brat!"

"Bang, un!"

"Knock it off! Art is both eternal and a bang. If you say art is a bang, then it is also eternal, because the explosion may be there one moment and gone the next, but it is eternally etched into your mind. If you say art is eternal, then it is also a bang because the basic materials are there one minute and gone the next when you complete the work of art." I told the two artists. They both looked at me and then at each other.

"I guess you're right, hmm." Deidara said, looking deep in thought. I put Sasori and Deidara down and went to the kitchen to get the raw meat for Zetsu.

"Here's your food, Zetsu." I said, putting a plate of meat on the table in front of him. My uncle and I always had meat in the house because we had barbecues all the time during the summer when he was home. There was a knock on the door, so I went to go answer.

"Hey big sister!" Sara greeted me with a hug as soon as I opened the door. I smiled at her and waved to her dad who was out in his car, making sure Sara got inside safely. Her dad then pulled out of the driveway and took off back to his house.

"So what do you want to do first, Sara?" I asked her.

"Let me see the surprise!" Sara demanded.

"Alright, alright." I agreed, closing the door and pulling Sara towards the coffee table.

"Where is it?" Sara asked, looking around.

"Close your eyes and hold out your hands." I told her, she did as she was told and I picked Hidan. I put a finger to my lips telling him to be quiet and he listened. I set him in Sara's hands. "Okay, open your eyes."

"AWWWWW! SO CUTE!" Sara squealed. Everyone covered their ears.

"Ouch! That fucking hurt, bitch!" Hidan yelled at Sara.

"OMJ! HE TALKS!" Sara squealed more.

"Sara, please stop squealing. He's the real Hidan, just 6 inches tall and in chibi form." I told her.

"Seriously?" She yelled in a high-pitch voice. She then looked around the room and saw the rest of the Naruto Chibis.

"Yep, seriously." I said, picking up Pein.

"You are to refer to me as Pein-sama." He told Sara. Sara nodded and held Hidan close to her, she was a Hidan fangirl after all.

"I just realized something, sooner or later; these guys will need to take a bath." I told Sara.

"That's right, why don't we give them a bath later tonight?" Sara asked.

"Yeah, we can do that; only after they've eaten some food." I told her, going into the kitchen and taking food out of the cabinet.

"AWWWWW! GAARA IS SO CUTE!" I heard Sara squeal from the other room.

"OI BITCH! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M WAY HOTTER THAN HE IS!" I heard Hidan yell back.

"You wish you were, Hidan." I heard Kakuzu chuckle. I sighed and started making ramen for all of them. This was going to be a long night…

~End of Chapter one~

A/N: So what did you guys think? I really appreciate feedback from my readers. I told my actually friend, Sara about this and she couldn't believe it. We both LOVE to write fanfictions, I think I got her writing them. I've been writing fanfictions for awhile, just never posted any because I like to write them for myself to enjoy that way I don't have to deal with people criticizing me. I'm past that now.

QOC: Who is your favorite Naruto character, and why?