Allan was washing his shoes when he heard the back door open. He hoped it wasn't his brother, Charlie, because he was wearing his shoes.

Charlie also had a granola bar. ALlan was so scared that he started peeing uncontrollably out of his Charlie was a cool dude and the granola bar was actually a naked woman.

It would be sad but Allan knew what he had to do. He slowly, delicately, sexually started to take of his left shoe. It felt like a whole new man was born. A man with the most sexual nipples and toes.

Berta tip-toes down the stairs, and fingers the railing gently. "What are these boys gonna be up to next?" she pondered out loud in a soft whisper. Allan's ears perked up and felt a large tingle down the tip of his penis into the end of his tail bone.

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Charlie said "huuuhhs" He look allan in the shoe "what's wrong?". aLLAN SHRIEKED and used his new super power that he obtained from his job. there was an accident that involved nuclear jello at a staff party. Now he could turn into a spider with a dodo head and a party hat when something was up.

Allan died. He had a heart attack and that was the feeling that Berta gave him. Charlie would now take Allan's clothes and give them to Berta. She would be his new brother. She would take the place of Jake's father. Jake did not cry, for he was too busy eating his dinner. Alone. He also said something about Charlie sleeping with his teacher. Boobies.

"Now it's just the two of us" Charlie said to his brother as he stroked his berta-like hair.

THE END