A.N. First Regular Show Fic OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FISTPUMP...im tired *yawns* I find it amazing that Mordecai can fist pump...he has wings right? Anyways here we go!

"Rigby!"

Whenever his name was shouted. It only meant one thing. He was in trouble and someone was pissed. And if he was in trouble, that meant he had to fix something. He didn't feel like doing that right now. He just wanted to eat his potato chips in peace. Mordecai just yelled and slammed the kitchen door open. The brown raccoon ignored him and continued 'noming' on his chips.

His blue friend walked in front of him and started blabbering on about something. Rigby wasn't really paying any attention. He was actually just wondering what Mordecai could possibly be mad about this time. Rigby closed his eyes and began to think.

"Are you listening to me!"

Was it that vase he broke the other day? Maybe. What about that thing that Benson was always yapping on about? Oh, yeah! That snow globe his mom bought him when he was a baby. Rigby was shaking it last week and accidentally dropped and watched it shatter into a million pieces. He covered it up with a towel, a perfect cover up. Maybe the gumball machine found out and blamed his friend for it.

"Rigby! GO DO IT NOW!" The blue jay bellowed as he slammed his fists on the table.

The little raccoon snapped open his eyes, "WHAT?"

"Go unclog the toilet! I have to use the bathroom, man!"

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