Ok, so this is just abit of humour that plays in my mind. I thought of it when watching an old British TV show called 'Bottom'

Anyhoo, this is basically how the BFT lost their innocence, I can't really pin point how old they are so let's say about 12-14 or something?

And, I'm putting it in script because it's easier and I want you to imagine what's going on in the video rather than me describing it fully, I guess it funnier that way.

Ok, I'll shut up now, enjoy!

Prussia: "HEY GUYS! Look what I found in my dad's closet!"

France: "What is it?"
Prussia: "It's a movie! It's says rated 18 so it should be good! Let's watch it!"
Spain: "Ok!"

Prussia: *Puts video tape into the VCR*

France: "What's this movie actually called?"
Prussia: "Eer...It doesn't actually say, it's just kinda blurred all over"
Spain: "Shh! It's starting!"
...

Prussia: "Oh here we go...there's just a guy."
France: "Hmm...It must be hot, he's taking his clothes off...and lying on the bed"
Spain: "Wait a minute, who's she?"
Prussia: "His mom?"
All: "Yeah"
Spain: "Yeah, it must be...and she's..taking her clothes off to...and tying him to the bed..."

Prussia: "Maybe she's tying him to the bed...incase he falls off!"
F & S: "Yeah, that's gotta be it-"
France: "What's she holding?"
Prussia: "Looks like...a model of a space rocket..."
All: "WOAH!"

Spain: "Why'd she stick it in there for!"
France: "M-maybe...she's taking the guys temperature..."
Prussia: "That's gotta be it. He's sick, and that's why he took his clothes off"
France: "Yeah, that's gotta be it..."

Spain: "Yes! He's sick...and she's...sucking the poison out of him..."

...

France: "Wish I had a mom like that..."
Spain: "Turn the sound up, I can't hear it!"
Prussia: *tries turning it up* "Oh no, it's mute."

Spain: "Well go on France, you can lip read. What's he saying?"

France: "Um...Oh yes. Oooh yes. Oh yes! Oh. Yes! OOOH YES! OOOH YEEEES! OOOOOOH YESSSS! OOOOoooh..."
Prussia: "There we go, he's calmed down now..."
France: "Hold on! Who's she?"
Spain: "...His auntie?"
Prussia: "Yeah!...She's VERY friendly isn't she!"

France: "Those two must be sisters..."
All: "WOAH!"

Prussia: "DON'T SIT THERE!"
France: "SHE CAN'T HAVE SEEN HIM!"

Spain: "HE'LL SUFFERCATE!"

...

Prussia: "D-do you guys think that this is one of those pornographic tapes the adults keep trying to hide from us?"
...

France: "I think you're right."

Spain: "T-this is what our parents do!"

All: "Ew" *shivers*

Prussia: *turns tape off* "I...I think I'm gonna...go put this back in my dads closet...and we will never speak of this again"
Spain: "Deal!"
France: "...C-can I just...borrow that tape for a little while longer?"

So many years later and there you have it!

Oh God, what did I just write! XD

Any way, hope you enjoyed the crack (would you call this crack?) and please review ^^