Title: Day Two - Life's not fair

Author: hellbells101 / hellbells(tth)

Summary: Danny could not believe that his life had been hijacked by a psycho SEAL. What Danny couldn't believe was that someone was insane enough to marry him.

Crossover: Hawaii 5-0 (2010)

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to either BtVS or Hawaii 5-0. I only own my twisted imagination!

Characters: Steve McGarrett, Danny 'Danno' Williams, Buffy Summers and Faith Lehane

Challenge: for the livejournal 2011 August Fic a Day Challenge.

Timeline: Post S7 BtVS, AU of Ep 1 Hawaii 5-0 (2010)

Warning: N/A

Rating: FR-13

Word Count: 620

Danny 'Danno' Williams was tired and cranky. However, he was fairing better than his insane partner was.

I mean, only an insane SEAL would pick a fire-fight, against Chinese smugglers with only limited firepower. Best of it all, the insane, deranged man had walked away with only a minor wound to his shoulder.

Worse, Danny had seen the wedding band, which meant, someone was insane enough to marry psycho SEAL. It was obvious to Danny that insanity was contagious. What else could it be?

Danny wanted to run in the other direction, far away. However, he took one look at the team and realised that it was already too late. The new team were sitting in, what would soon be the offices of task force.

Steve was fidgeting with his sling and clearly, he was itching to take it off. Danny narrowed his eyes, "I don't care how you do things in the army. In normal society we listen when the doctor tells us something."

Super-SEAL was not impressed and hey, Danno had a new face to catalogue. Christ, he looked like Danny had just kicked his puppy. Steve pursed his lips, "It's the Navy Danno and I don't need the stupid sling."

Chin and Kono were snickering at what was fast becoming the best entertainment. Unaware, that it was about to get a hell of a lot better.

Buffy had made it to Hawaii in record time. She had been dealing with a level 7 apocalypse in Brazil when she had gotten the call that her husband had been injured. She was annoyed, she had only seen him the week before and he had promised he would be careful going after Hesse. Initially, Buffy was going to help Steve track Hesse but then she had been asked to stop the newest, damn apocalypse.

Buffy had slipped into the offices undetected, in time, to hear her husband declare he didn't need his sling. Oh, he was going to wear the thing, she spoke up, knowing full well, she would shock the others, "You'll wear the damn sling darling or I'll break your other arm."

Danno watched Steve jump out of his chair as if he had been shot. Steve looked sheepish but he held his arms out for a hug, "Yeah, bad idea, I'll wear the sling. I'm so glad you're here."

Buffy walked into his arms, mindful of the sling, "I love you too and I'm sorry about Jack."

Steve smiled and kissed the top of her head, "So am I. You ready to move to Hawaii?"

She grinned wickedly, "Oh darling, I'm already wearing my black bikini."

Danny watched as Steve's mind obviously started wondering. Sometimes, life was not fair. Steve was good looking, successful and had a stunning wife.

A lesser man, one who had to contend with a shrewish ex wife and living on a pineapple-infested hellhole could be jealous. Well, if he was a lesser man. Then again, he had just watched said Super-SEAL be brought to mortal levels by a tiny blonde. More intriguingly, when she had threatened to break his arm, he sensed that she could actually follow through on her threat.

Danny sensed that life would never be the same again; he just hoped he lived long enough, to enjoy it.

However, then he met Faith. She was a whirlwind in leather that took Danny a long for the ride. He was hooked the first time he met her at the bar. He knew he was in love with her the first time she had met Grace.

Life no longer sucked, well, until he was in the doghouse with his wife. Faith made Rachel look angelic when it came to revenge.