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Sequel to Kidnapping Equals Adoption. Please read that one first. Also keep in mind that not of the drabbles are written in chronological order (I try to keep it in balance but some... in relative theory should come later when you think about it).

Chapter 1:

Kidnapping = Adjusting

"I can't believe Dad said no," Jason grumbled. "He's not a pet you can keep, Jason," he mimicked Bruce's rough voice. He took a cookie from the plate that Tim was still holding onto. The four siblings were currently hiding in Alfred's closet, regrouping after Bruce had told them no and Dick had discovered Wally.

"Does this mean we won't see Wally again?" Steph asked softly. Cass looked downcast next to her.

"Well," Tim started. "It'll take longer, but on the bright side, when Dick marries Wally, Wally still becomes our big brother too."

"So…" Jason said. "All we have to do is get Wally and Dick together?"

"Yup."

"Let's do it!"

"Why does Wally get to know your civilian ID?"

Robin looked up at Superboy. He pondered it for a moment, trying to figure out how to explain the clone that Wally found because his – actually that would make for a wonderful explanation. Robin patted Superboy on the shoulder. "When you get kidnapped by my siblings and handcuffed to a bed post, I'll tell you my secret ID too."

Superboy blinked. "Siblings?"

Wally wasn't having a good day.

In comparison, his boyfriend must be having a worse day, but Wally would take being kidnapped then trying to deal with their pushy teammates.

By pushy teammates, Wally means Artemis.

"One of the kids that got kidnapped today is Robin and you know which one, don't you?" Artemis demanded. "Why do you know Robin's ID and none of us have been trusted with it?"

"If and when Robin wants to tell you, he will. I've been his best friends for years," Wally said. Mentally he tacked on 'and boyfriend for three months' to end of the sentence. He gritted his teeth and forced himself to calm down. Right now Dick had been kidnapped along with a bunch of other rich kids from Gotham. While he's sure Dick can take care of himself, Wally would feel a lot better if Dick somewhere safe. But in order for that to happen, he needed his teammates to stop being nosy and start focusing on rescuing his boyfriend!

Superboy interrupted Wally's inner monologue. "Robin said when you get kidnapped by his siblings and handcuffed to a bed post, he'll tell you his secret ID too."

"Robin has siblings?" Megan said.

"Handcuffs?" Artemis said.

Wally refused to bury his head into his hands. Today was definitely not a good day.

"Argh, we're gonna be late!"

"Calm down KF," Robin said, typing away at his wrist computer. "We have three hours."

"It's a two hour ride back Robs."

Robin looked at Wally. "Then we better hurry up and take care of this."

-Twenty Minutes later-

"I'm impressed," Kaldur said as they rode back in Megan's bio ship. "That was the fastest we've completed a mission before."

"Can we go any faster, Megs?" Wally asked. He's bouncing in his seat in anticipation. In front of him, Robin is rolling his eyes behind his domino mask.

"I'm already going as fast as I can, Wally," Megan replied.

"What's your rush Kid Mouth?" Artemist snapped.

Wally stuck his tongue out at Artemis. "None of your business."

Megan barely had time to park the bioship, before Wally is already out of his seat and pushing Robin towards their rooms. He rushed pass Batman who was waiting for them, shouting, "No time for debriefing! We're late!"

"What's his deal?" Artemis said. The team entered the main area and looked at Batman. Surprisingly, the Dark Knight wasn't angry. In fact he looked almost amused. Just then Wally rushed pass them again, dragging Robin, both of them dressed in civilian clothes.

"Bats!" Wally shouted. "We're late! MOVE IT! JAY IS GONNA BE UPSET IF WE"RE LATE!"

Then both Wally and Robin disappeared down the teleporter tunnel.

"Um," Megan said, looking at Batman.

Batman smirked. "Debriefing can wait until tomorrow. I have a graduation to attend."

Oh the insanity the Bat Siblings get into. See you next week.

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